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Do chicks dig downhillers?

ffonsok

Monkey
Dec 6, 2005
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All I know is that I've been having WAY more sex with dudes since I started riding dh.

Snowboarding. That's where girlz are.
Yeah but its so hard to tell if the girl is hot underneath all those layers of clothes. I've had wayyyy too many close calls with minghags on the slopes that looked hot from a distance.
 

J

Monkey
Dec 7, 2003
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I keep my DH bike at the foot of my bed so it dosn't feel left out when I ride my girlfriend. And ya'll think I'm kidding :)

I've found that the fact that my bike is worth so much is more appealing to girls. They love hearing the line "my bike is worth more than my truck." Granted I do have a beater truck but it still has character.
 

muddy beast

Turbo Monkey
Nov 26, 2005
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I've found that the fact that my bike is worth so much is more appealing to girls. They love hearing the line "my bike is worth more than my truck." Granted I do have a beater truck but it still has character.
I use that line all the time...haha.

"Oh yeah, well my bikes worth more then your car."
And BAM! I owned that rice burner and the 4x4 hick truck owners.

Plus it helps I have nice abs.
haha.
 

frznnomad

Turbo Monkey
Jun 20, 2005
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a-town biatches
ezcheeze there is a reason i like older women. ohh and look at it this way boys its not about what you do its about how you present yourself to the ladies that gets them talking to you. the dh thing is just badass hotness points to them.
 

guytzuv

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May 16, 2006
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The way to look at it is, out of the worlds top 10 who would be considered as a sex symbol?! Steve peat? Sam hill? Greg? with all do respect (and I do have alot of it) NONE! after watching all the earthed series I always get the feeling that if I wouldn't know otherwise they're gay, no chicks! the only guy who appears to be getting some is Cedric. There's something in this sport that simply doesn't attract women from some reason it's like a guys cult!
 

blackohio

Generous jaywalker
Mar 12, 2009
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my lady despises it. maybe it's because i leave clean and return from the woods with the boys bloody and muddy. Maybe it's because shes had to put my socks on for me or drive me to hospitals.

-or-

maybe it's because she has a axe wound between her legs that lets her see that riding a bike in the woods is more liberating and exhilarating than spending time with her shopping for pyrex or vintage glass or whatever all this light green **** she seems to be amassing. It's like she's raiding julia childs palace's after the american liberation forces waged war on her native soil.
 

Deano

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Feb 14, 2011
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never picked up a girl when doing anything DH related.

The missus im with now and the mother of my 2 kids, sometimes even pays for me to go on liftweekends, cos she can go visit her mom, so it works out for both of us ;)

I feel damn lucky that she realises without it i would prolly go nuts and do something even dumber.

but seriously, no way girls dig DH guys more then your other avg guy that does whatever other sport.
 

manhattanprjkt83

Rusty Trombone
Jul 10, 2003
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Oldest thread revival ever?
ill support stik on this. lets do this.

forever 21 shopping, mojito drinking, range rover driving chicks don't dig...unless you are 'vip' at the locals latest club and wear a redbull hat.

beer drinking, tattoo chicks, that know have a good time (doesn't imply fat & ugly) do dig downhillers.

gotta choose wisely...i know from heavy experience.
 

Kanye West

220# bag of hacktastic
Aug 31, 2006
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Any straight, attractive, and eligible chick who says she digs downhillers is lying. They dig moto riders.

There is NO sex appeal to a guy going 10-20mph down a singletrack with a pedal bike and funny outfits. They get far more of a kick out of a guy flying 100' through the air on a ballsy sounding, bitchin' looking dirt bike.

Plus a pedal bike doesn't tell anyone "I have cash to burn".
 

Kanye West

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Aug 31, 2006
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You obviously don't seem to notice the cars sitting beneath those decked out carbon mojo HDs all over california do you?
Heh...

Ever been to a big-name MX track?

Nobody gives half a **** about the BMW/Audi/Subie/VW luxury hatchback that spandex jockeys go to the trailheads with.
 

Kanye West

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You obviously don't seem to notice the cars sitting beneath those decked out carbon mojo HDs all over california do you?
If it's not some beat-ass truck, it's usually one of those, at least around southern California.
 

TWeerts

Monkey
Jan 7, 2007
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ran into a girl last year who got turned on by the fact that i rode bikes. she assumed i was a spandex road warrior, then i showed her a DH edit, and she got wet. they are out there, but they are like unicorns.
 

Kanye West

220# bag of hacktastic
Aug 31, 2006
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ran into a girl last year who got turned on by the fact that i rode bikes. she assumed i was a spandex road warrior, then i showed her a DH edit, and she got wet. they are out there, but they are like unicorns.
Special Olympian?
 

Mo(n)arch

Turbo Monkey
Dec 27, 2010
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ran into a girl last year who got turned on by the fact that i rode bikes. she assumed i was a spandex road warrior, then i showed her a DH edit, and she got wet. they are out there, but they are like unicorns.
Imagine you come home with your fullface on. "Leave it on", she
said.:brows:

My expirience:
My girlfriend can't stand the fact that I rather want spend my time riding my bike than sitting somewhere with her and getting bored. She likes the look of it and thinks it's cool, but can't stand the fact that you have to spend time to ride bikes.
I have a feeling that our relationship will be affected by this sooner or later...
 
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norbar

KESSLER PROBLEM. Just cause
Jun 7, 2007
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Oldest thread revival ever?
Naah. There were better on RM.

Any straight, attractive, and eligible chick who says she digs downhillers is lying. They dig moto riders.

There is NO sex appeal to a guy going 10-20mph down a singletrack with a pedal bike and funny outfits. They get far more of a kick out of a guy flying 100' through the air on a ballsy sounding, bitchin' looking dirt bike.

Plus a pedal bike doesn't tell anyone "I have cash to burn".
That's untrue. I had stories of girls coming to me and trying to talk me up. Even though I wasn't the best smelling flower pushing my bike up a hill when the lift stopped.

Though what really chicks dig in yurp where moto is not as big is dirt jumpers (bmx even more). Yes they are stupid and you have to check their ID's but they are so determined to pick up a dirt jumper they are willing to get run over. Also the top slope guys in the world have groupies following them. Not kidding. Met a few at White Style 2011.


Still the best story is of a friend who we snuck into a bmx event afterparty since he is part of our local dj crew. We gave him a pretend "pro" band. After a while we see him talking this hot chick. All is going good untill she asks him "Are you riding BMX?" He answered " No, MTB". She turned and left that moment. Wish I could have seen his face.
 
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boogenman

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Nov 3, 2004
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Some yes, some no.

If one of the kardashians or some other dumb chick from TV was into DH riders for more than one episode we would all be fukkin rock stars overnight. It's all about the rich bitchez in the media.
 

manhattanprjkt83

Rusty Trombone
Jul 10, 2003
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yeah i have to say...after years of dating 'hot chicks' that think it 'cool' i ride bikes, i realized it just wasn’t a sustainable model for an actual relationship...every single relationship ended indirectly because of riding and time commitment.

recently stumbled upon a girl that rides and is generally psyched on life, think i got lucky...
 

Kanye West

220# bag of hacktastic
Aug 31, 2006
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yeah i have to say...after years of dating 'hot chicks' that think it 'cool' i ride bikes, i realized it just wasn’t a sustainable model for an actual relationship...every single relationship ended indirectly because of riding and time commitment.

recently stumbled upon a girl that rides and is generally psyched on life, think i got lucky...
I'll let you guys all in on a little secret here: horsie girls.

They understand the need to go riding, and usually when you go off riding your bikes they go ride their horses. All are happy.

Plus they're awesome on top.
 

rockofullr

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Jun 11, 2009
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[truestorytime] I met my wife while we were both working at VeloPro in Santa Barbara. She hung out with me and the other wrenches, most of whom are DH bros. So proof positive that some chicks think downhillers are cool.[/truestorytime]

I'll let you guys all in on a little secret here: horsie girls.
Also anyone who owns a horse is LOADED. Don't let them tell you otherwise.

Only down side...

Most of the horseback girls I have met are a little to "thick" for my tastes. When your sport of choice involves a large animal carrying you around on it's back you probably won't get the same slimming effect as some other activities.
 

Kanye West

220# bag of hacktastic
Aug 31, 2006
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[truestorytime] I met my wife while we were both working at VeloPro in Santa Barbara. She hung out with me and the other wrenches, most of whom are DH bros. So proof positive that some chicks think downhillers are cool.[/truestorytime]



Also anyone who owns a horse is LOADED. Don't let them tell you otherwise.

Only down side...

Most of the horseback girls I have met are a little to "thick" for my tastes. When your sport of choice involves a large animal carrying you around on it's back you probably won't get the same slimming effect as some other activities.
You worked at Velo Ho? What time period?

There are a lot of fatties who ride horses. There are also a lot of skinny girls with awesome toned legs. Depends on the type of riding. If they do the jumping stuff where they're up out of the saddle sorta doing squats, then you're golden. If they just sorta plod along and pose and worry more about what their wearing for the event, not so much. I'm pretty sure that's where the term "piggyback ride" comes from.

I actually know a few girls who are fairly top level horse riders who are far from loaded. They don't own horses, but they get to ride in competitions and whatnot due to their skill. Being a long legged skinny horse riding girl with a lot of skill for competitions actually makes you pretty valuable (horse jumps higher and better with a lighter rider).