Refugee Thread
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dang it They are going to need a lot of couches
I think it was.
Whatever, let's leave that baggage at that site. We're currently discussing how awful Texas is and how Marp might dehydrate and die whilst on a ride. Go.
More familiar faces, yay! 
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I have a confession to make. Since the weather is sucky and the trails treacherous at night, I "ride" on expresso.com bikes at my local YMCA.
^^^ This.
It won't take long for the trolls to cast their eyes this way (sorry RM for that). Mind your P's & Q's....
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BTW, you RM natives. We've been branded as a big 'ol mean gang of outlaws. You just better watch out. 
Nothing. We're stacking bodies on couches here. Ask JK if you need some spare parts to make things fit.
You didn't catch the apostrophe misuse in my previous post? You must be distracted.
Thank you for coming to visit. No number at the end of your account name this time?
Cubs ain't need no numberz!Thank you for coming to visit. No number at the end of your account name this time?
Wow, yeah, I was. I was rushing to try and see if I remembered correctly who had cadavers (I did) and post before I became irrelevant. I was late and missed the misplaced apostrophe. I'm failing on all cylinders here.You didn't catch the apostrophe misuse in my previous post? You must be distracted.
AZ, move to Tejas; I hear the weather's great.
My whole family lives in the Austin area, have never felt the need to even visit for some reason.
Anyone know what will happen if two women post in one thread on Ridemonkey? I don't think it has happened in my time here.
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Most likely, Tone's L'Axeman is going to show up and claim them both at the same time.
Scissor Grind!
That would imply every other thread is just a giant man on man orgy.
^^'Sup, cutie pie?
Hey, dumplin'. Good to see you here.
Mine was not for him. I never negged him.
I have done that too. I like it okay. As long as you don't do as they suggest and get on the expresso forums and talk to other riders.I have a confession to make. Since the weather is sucky and the trails treacherous at night, I "ride" on expresso.com bikes at my local YMCA.
I like the adjustable effort levels, the hills, the pacer, the shifting, and the music you can choose from. I don't like how amazingly short the effective top tube is. Makes standing up awkward.
You are the one that winked at me.
With a name like Beef Supreme, how could I not?
It's not!?! I was misled. Wait, maybe that was PinkBike they were telling me about.
Knows from experience, fellas.
skibunny24. They has a ladies spot here too.
If you live in AZ, there's no reason to visit Austin.
oh, and for being outside in our warm weather, these are my tips.
*never drink just plain water. no matter how fit you are, your sweat never tastes like plain water does it?
*never drink a calorie-free drink. if your body is going to process a liquid, it might as well have calories. unless you are going very, verrrrry slowly.
*drink until you need to pee. don't worry about that junk that the football coach told you about drinking too much and "getting the water-belly". this means you will be drinking a LOT. if you are using a camelbak, that little valve might be slowing you down too much.
*New tip still in testing phase. Wear a long sleeved white compression shirt. I actuially think this might be cooler than wearing a short sleeved shirt. If you get really miserable, you can pour water on any part of you that is not already wet with sweat, and get more cooling.
*when you feel bad, rest in the shade. just chill out for a bit. you are already the baddest thing on two legs just by being out there. you have nothing left to prove.
*if you barf, hang it up. rest in the shade for a good while, call your contact and tell them where to find you if you don't check in with them every 15 minutes, and go home.
*if you run out of fluids, go home.
oh, and for being outside in our warm weather, these are my tips.
*never drink just plain water. no matter how fit you are, your sweat never tastes like plain water does it?
*never drink a calorie-free drink. if your body is going to process a liquid, it might as well have calories. unless you are going very, verrrrry slowly.
*drink until you need to pee. don't worry about that junk that the football coach told you about drinking too much and "getting the water-belly". this means you will be drinking a LOT. if you are using a camelbak, that little valve might be slowing you down too much.
*New tip still in testing phase. Wear a long sleeved white compression shirt. I actuially think this might be cooler than wearing a short sleeved shirt. If you get really miserable, you can pour water on any part of you that is not already wet with sweat, and get more cooling.
*when you feel bad, rest in the shade. just chill out for a bit. you are already the baddest thing on two legs just by being out there. you have nothing left to prove.
*if you barf, hang it up. rest in the shade for a good while, call your contact and tell them where to find you if you don't check in with them every 15 minutes, and go home.
*if you run out of fluids, go home.
All good advice. It's more humid down in your neck of the woods, also. Makes it even worse when you're outside.
I thought about the LS compression shirt (light colored) and may try that out this year.
Oh c'mon. Read the GMT! There has been at least one occasion with TreeSaw, MudGirl, & Me!
lesbian three way ftw!
Here I am!
Does that make us lesbians? I don't know if my hubby would be sad or excited....
His feeling will swing both ways; much like your sexual proclivities.
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ya, for you, when you get hot, dunk the shirt in water and put it back on. it will cool you right down. let me know what you think. you are a stronger athlete than me, so i am interested to get your impression.
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Hasn't happened since the assembled group of mental thirteen year olds turned the Forum into a boys club. We had a boatload of contributing women until the general asshattery drove most of them away.
I'm gonna call bull**** on you Johnnie - some of the BEST asshats this forum have been women.
Over -moderating in this forum is like weeding your garden to death.
Over -moderating in this forum is like weeding your garden to death.