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Spinning Lizard

Spinning Lizard

Chimp
Jan 15, 2013
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I hate steak. I don't get it. It is the worst tasting and textured food out there.

Must be me. My son always ask for it when we go out to eat. And it is how he asks, " I will have steak!"

He is 8 years old and I am always like WTF???
 
skibunny24

skibunny24

Enthusiastic Receiver of Reputation
Jun 16, 2010
3,281
585
Renton, WA
I made it! Sick and I made it through the work day! Though now I'm achy and even my skin hurts. Maybe tomorrow I'll stay home.
 
Ride Monzie

Ride Monzie

Monkey
Jan 4, 2013
369
0
Killafornia
My buddy just walked in and was all "I got a ride home from the corner store in pissing rain from a golf cart. I was thinking we get a cab and rub it in the gross kids faces but a golf cart is way more pimp." Driver of said golf cart is rad. We're drinking beers and smoking weed with him in my bedroom currently. Catharsis show starts soon. Tonight is about to get rad.

Edit: already rad. About to get way more rad. Plus, a hot redhead is hitting on me. Win.
 
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Spinning Lizard

Spinning Lizard

Chimp
Jan 15, 2013
93
0
Ride Monzie said:
My buddy just walked in and was all "I got a ride home from the corner store in pissing rain from a golf cart. I was thinking we get a cab and rub it in the gross kids faces but a golf cart is way more pimp." Driver of said golf cart is rad. We're drinking beers and smoking weed with him in my bedroom currently. Catharsis show starts soon. Tonight is about to get rad.

Edit: already rad. About to get way more rad. Plus, a hot redhead is hitting on me. Win.
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What?!? DId PSP take over your account?
 
HardtailHack

HardtailHack

used an iron once
Jan 20, 2009
6,730
5,612
Riding in the bush today my frame got so hot I couldn't rest my leg against the frame, more a random fact but anyways.

I could really go for a Cabanossi works hotdog right now.
 
pinkshirtphotos

pinkshirtphotos

site moron
Jul 5, 2006
4,836
543
Vernon, NJ
I could go for some marijuana sure has been a long while since I used marijuana. I could go for that Jerry Garcia run. You see the appalacian train runs through where I live. One day the goat and I were out on a sports car (yes it is) drive though the forrest. We came across two hikers who ran out of water. They had a lot of pot and said we could smoke then get water. I left the goat we got water then we were smoking. The dude with the pot looked like jerry garica even the goat was confused. Later that summer while stoned I walked on stage with the grateful dead because security blows. Went further around stage and walked off.
 
eric strt6

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
23,288
13,564
directly above the center of the earth
pinkshirtphotos said:
I could go for some marijuana sure has been a long while since I used marijuana. I could go for that Jerry Garcia run. You see the appalacian train runs through where I live. One day the goat and I were out on a sports car (yes it is) drive though the forrest. We came across two hikers who ran out of water. They had a lot of pot and said we could smoke then get water. I left the goat we got water then we were smoking. The dude with the pot looked like jerry garica even the goat was confused. Later that summer while stoned I walked on stage with the grateful dead because security blows. Went further around stage and walked off.
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^^ stream of unconsciousness writing
 
skibunny24

skibunny24

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Jun 16, 2010
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pinkshirtphotos said:
I could go for some marijuana sure has been a long while since I used marijuana. I could go for that Jerry Garcia run. You see the appalacian train runs through where I live. One day the goat and I were out on a sports car (yes it is) drive though the forrest. We came across two hikers who ran out of water. They had a lot of pot and said we could smoke then get water. I left the goat we got water then we were smoking. The dude with the pot looked like jerry garica even the goat was confused. Later that summer while stoned I walked on stage with the grateful dead because security blows. Went further around stage and walked off.
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Holy shtie! This PSP post makes sense Batman!
 
NicoleB

NicoleB

Chimp
Jan 11, 2013
69
0
South NH
Quo Fan said:
I looked at one house, and the home owner kept saying "Don't touch anything." I think that is she could have figured out a way for me to not touch the floor, then she would have. She also had 11 (eleven) vacuum cleaners.
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shoulda left her with an upper decker. (the poop kind, that is)
i consider myself a human vaccuum cleaner
 
$tinkle

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
14,591
6
Quo Fan said:
I looked at one house, and the home owner kept saying "Don't touch anything." I think that is she could have figured out a way for me to not touch the floor, then she would have. She also had 11 (eleven) vacuum cleaners.
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i'd drag my salty balls all over her kitchen
 
NicoleB

NicoleB

Chimp
Jan 11, 2013
69
0
South NH
i was once told a story of a man who was being shown a house, and he had to drop an emergency number 2, so he went upstairs to "check the other bathroom out". he then destroyed the sh!tter, but realized the water was turned off. DOH!

(maybe it was even one of the emptybeer newbs here, i forget)
 
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