I am thinking about becoming a consultant...just gotta figure out what I am going to consult about.
I'm trying to get laid off...
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you should consult about how to get laid off.
The key to consulting is creating a circular argument that always results in the need for more consultation.
I'd consult others on how to begin a career in consulting.
careful, you might get stuck in an infinite loop
Maybe I will start a consulting firm that consults with people contemplating starting consulting firms...have consultant consultants working for me. Occasionally I will consult with them regarding the consulting that they are offering other consultants.
Gonna have to change my name to Bob.
Gonna have to change my name to Bob.
ftfy
All I can do is offer to help- hearing these kinds of stories when almost 800,000 federal DoD employees are looking at two days off without pay for 11 pay periods, makes me want to do everything I can to cut ktrs.
How about y'all take that hit? It's not unemployment, but it could be a 3 day wknd every week.
I'm OK with that as long as the hours are billable.
Hey I'll go part time! Unlike most people I have my budget together so I can afford even 1/2 time work. Besides I'd probably be more productive per hour knowing I only had 2 days of work a week.
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Sorry to dig an old one up... but forgot to check and FT has a good one here.
Some one spread some rep please.
Dammit. I thought you had figured it out.