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MSA WC - Jackalope missed the boat

Bikael Molton

Bikael Molton

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Yep I'm glad the sport hasn't gone full-Moto. Personalities are fun.

"Yeah I'd like to thank 22motorsports Geico Honda Toyota of Huntington For The Sick Truck Monster Specialized JGR Bikes RedbullFox Kawasaki ThoseDunlopTires Really Hooking Up TheManUpstairs Was Really Hooking Up TheWhole MuscleMilkTeam Behind Me Was Really Behind Me..."
 
jonKranked

jonKranked

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TrumbullHucker said:
the story of gee and rat


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So, the story goes, Sir Gee Atherton was conversing with a bystanders on course during practice at Mont Sainte Anne when Sir Josh Bryceland showed up unprovoked, dropped his trousers and began shaking his exposed flesh weapon at Sir Atherton in front of God and everybody. Words were exchanged and there was some pushing and shoving. The interaction was heated, and just when it seemed that the tussle was over, the two went after each other once more. The bystanders were in the act of separating Sir Gee and Sir Josh when out of the blue, Sir Sam Dale jumped into the fray and decided this was his moment to get a piece of the reigning World Champion. Sir Dale sucker-punched Sir Atherton a couple of times in the head while the Champ was being held back.

Medical experts say that a man's heart can only pump enough blood to keep either his brain or his privates running at full potential - but never both at the same time. Look no further for proof of that.

Another less plausible explanation is that when Gee, Josh and Sam heard that Gwin won without a chain, they thought they heard "brain" and said: "Amputate mine, I want to win one of those things!" Fight your pet peeves on your bicycles, gentlemen."
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so what's the real story?
 
Sandwich

Sandwich

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ugh. you know you can trust richard cuntyham, because he's awful, and awful people never lie. Reading his drivel makes me want to throw up and die.
 
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