Saw some barefoot hikers headed up the Mist Trail in Yosemite... loony!
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barefoot and . . .
I'm too old to not sleep. I feel like a science experiment.
Dear Insomnia,
I'd like you to meet my little friend...
I'd like you to meet my little friend...
I have forgotten how boring women my age are. I really do not watch enough TV to be able to entertain a modern woman. The $11 for the taxi was well worth it... She ordered me a Old Fashioned and then drank it so she could order a another one. Hiccup. In the evening light her skin looked like leather.
Black Hash from Quebec.All Oily and everything. Jeebus am I baked...
Careful there Son that shit expands in yer lungs like a mad dog.... Ha Ha....
Careful there Son that shit expands in yer lungs like a mad dog.... Ha Ha....
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Haven't had that in decades...
The family is here. They brought me all sorts of treats. They sure are smelly....
Made BLT's for lunch. They can't get real Bacon in Canada or Tomatoes apparently.... We can't get Caraway Bagels here so...
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God I'm an idiot. Anyone ever do something so completely stupid, and honestly not even recognize what is happening when you do it? I know I'm sleep deprived and over caffeinated but excuses are unacceptable. Thankful for my son. He is keeping me present enough to make it through the day.
I really feel that we have been faced with the truth and shrugged it off as unimportant or something. We as a group need to come to terms with our responsibilities and accept that in order for us to progress as a society, we need to acknowledge just how incredible Sarah Silvermans Ass is. I cannot vote for Bernie Sanders knowing that his hand was closer to her ass then mine will ever be. Just can't do it.... Sorry.
I don't think Amazon employs many mountain bikers...
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/16/technology/inside-amazon-wrestling-big-ideas-in-a-bruising-workplace.html?smid=tw-share&_r=1
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/08/16/technology/inside-amazon-wrestling-big-ideas-in-a-bruising-workplace.html?smid=tw-share&_r=1
dear ground hive yellowjackets: y u not build a nest in a tree like everyone else? then we'd be cool when i rode by.
Take a road flare and tie a piece of cord on the base. Duct tape some cord to a ziplock bag. Partially fill the bag with gasoline. Using the cord safely maneuver the bag over the nest. Safely light the flare and do the same with it. Throw a few buckshot shells in the hole for good measure. Make sure you have a shovel on hand to put out any fire that might develop.
nest is deep, deep in the wilderness. if i went back to kick their asses i'd bring all that plus glitter.
Thats cool. We can blame you for all bee stings from here on out...
yellowjackets, yes, especially glittery ones. i've got no beef with bees. they've got enough problems of their own.
We have deer flies here. Bees keep to themselves. Deer flies do not. Deer fly = Large unrelenting black fly.... Literally the suck.... There are no glitter based insect repellents. One can only suspect the government is involved?
oh, and here are some rock pix, as promised.
the granite quarry 500' from the parent's house. pics don't do justice-prolly 200+' deep, in many places straight down. we used to play in it all the time; makes my wife super nervous:
(and yes my p'bucket account is public. enjoy the photochops and memes!)
the granite quarry 500' from the parent's house. pics don't do justice-prolly 200+' deep, in many places straight down. we used to play in it all the time; makes my wife super nervous:
(and yes my p'bucket account is public. enjoy the photochops and memes!)
I LOL'd when I saw Sears/Craftsman have a link for inventors to submit suggestions. I'm sure that just makes it harder to rip off inconspicuously ala Bionic Wrench or the push button release ratchet.
Duct Tape too! I tried to submit my idea, but the process was tooooo long for me. I just had an idea--not a business plan! Sheesh!
I need to know where this is? I am guessing Camden Maine?
close-between round pond and new harbor on the pemaquid peninsula.
I need to know where this is? I am guessing Camden Maine?
After all these years Turners still ride awesome. Nobody can afford one. But they ride awesome!
When riding easy single track that gets a lot of traffic, I must remember to not get sucked into other rider's lines as they are usually very poor choices.
I was showing off and crashed pretty hard and broke my brake lever. I blamed it on somebody else but the facts are I followed someones line and failed.
I really wanted Washington and Pittsburgh to make it into the post season. The NL Central could send 3 teams into post season play. Cubbies against the Pirates in another 1 game wildcard game. Toronto over the Yankees if they can hold off the Orioles. Nobody can touch the Mets....
Rode with an old friend yesterday. He wouldn't stop talking about how great his crabon dentist bike is. He then started bagging on my old turner. Conversation then went something like this.
Me: Yeah it is old but don't I open up about a 10 yard gap on you every corner?
Dude: Yes
Me: And put about 20 yards on you for every little rocky section?
Dude: Yes
Me: And have to stop and wait for you to carry your bike over a large log?
Dude: Yes
Me: Don't you think you should shut the fuck up then?
Dude: Yes
Say what you want about me. But I don't take kindly to folks bad mouthing my bike.
Me: Yeah it is old but don't I open up about a 10 yard gap on you every corner?
Dude: Yes
Me: And put about 20 yards on you for every little rocky section?
Dude: Yes
Me: And have to stop and wait for you to carry your bike over a large log?
Dude: Yes
Me: Don't you think you should shut the fuck up then?
Dude: Yes
Say what you want about me. But I don't take kindly to folks bad mouthing my bike.
Crabon this and 148 that and tapered steerer tubes with Kashima dick cheese. All various ways of separating people from their money with promises of chamois microboners mid-ride. If my enjoyment is dictated by KOM'ing my way down the trails on some new fangled plastic bicycle I hope I go OTB and knock my two front teeth out.
soooo...we needed a lot more boards replaced on our house than previously thought...guess who's gonna end up painting it.
That subway diet isn't going to do Jared Fogel any good in prison.