Todlerists

mandown

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Jun 1, 2004

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Dec 17, 2015

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I'll just place this here.

http://www.snopes.com/toddlers-killed-americans-terrorists/

WHAT'S TRUE: Broad counts indicate that 21 toddlers shot and killed themselves or others in 2015; 19 Americans died at the hands of potential or suspected Islamic terrorists.

 

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Westy

the teste

Nov 22, 2002

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Sleazattle

Dec 18, 2015

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That doesn't even include the hundred or so deaths caused by stray crack babies mauling other children.

 

Adventurous

Starshine Bro

Mar 19, 2014

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Crawlorado

Dec 18, 2015

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13 out of the 30 toddlers pictured are awfully dark skinned. Coincidence? I think not.

 

mandown

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Jun 1, 2004

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Dec 18, 2015

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@kazlx is bringing a new threat into the world.

 

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Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar

Feb 2, 2007

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Dec 18, 2015

• #5

PaWN it n00b!

 

Westy

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Sleazattle

Dec 18, 2015

• #6

Pesqueeb said:

PaWN it n00b!

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That is exactly what the National Toddler Association wants you to do. Move the conversation to the fringes so the population as a whole does not truly understand the impact of Toddler violence.

An NTA rider in the latest omnibus spending bill continued to ban public research into the causes and impact of Toddler violence.

 

mandown

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Dec 18, 2015

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Pesqueeb said:

PaWN it n00b!

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No thanks. I'm trying to quit.

 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar

Feb 2, 2007

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Dec 18, 2015

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Westy said:

An NTA rider in the latest omnibus spending bill continued to ban public research into the causes and impact of Toddler violence.

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A large chunk of Orwell slipped in there too.

 

Westy

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Nov 22, 2002

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Sleazattle

Dec 18, 2015

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Pesqueeb said:

A large chunk of Orwell slipped in there too.

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Those fiscally responsible Republicans also managed to increase spending while cutting taxes.

 

canadmos

Cake Tease

May 29, 2011

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Canaderp

Dec 18, 2015

• #10

Is that image suggesting that some toddlers have killed themselves on purpose?

 

junkyard

You might feel a little prick.

Sep 1, 2015

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San Diego

Dec 18, 2015

• #11

I have a toddler of mass destruction. I couldnt imagine her around firearms, the garden hose is bad enough.

 

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I Are Baboon

The Full Dopey

Aug 6, 2001

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MTB New England

Dec 18, 2015

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The answer is gun safety education and mental screening for all toddlers.

 

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Adventurous

Starshine Bro

Mar 19, 2014

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Crawlorado

Dec 18, 2015

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Everyone knows that the only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. We should arm more of them.

 

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mandown

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Dec 18, 2015

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Adventurous said:

Everyone knows that the only thing that can stop a bad toddler with a gun is a good toddler with a gun. We should arm more of them.

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I thought we were arming bears?

 

Quo Fan

don't make me kick your ass

Mar 31, 2006

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Here. I'm just not sure where "here" is.

Dec 19, 2015

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What we need to do, is ban all toddlers from entering the country, and document all toddlers that are currently here, and possibly send them to a "camp" for "reprogramming".

 

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zahgurim

Underwater monkey

Mar 9, 2005

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lolAsia

Dec 20, 2015

• #16

The safest thing to do would be to smoke them, and serve them as a part of a well-rounded breakfast.


(I've actually had baby before, but it was in Asia, and an accident.)

 

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Westy

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Nov 22, 2002

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Sleazattle

Dec 21, 2015

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zahgurim said:

(I've actually had baby before, but it was in Asia, and an accident.)

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If you weren't supposed to eat baby, god wouldn't have made them fit into a roasting pan so easily.

Or insert a pit skewer.

Or so delicious.

 

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kazlx

Patches O'Houlihan

Aug 7, 2006

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Tustin, CA

Dec 21, 2015

• #18

Or easy to catch.

 

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mandown

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Jun 1, 2004

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Dec 21, 2015

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Or put the Capri Sun / juice box soft spot on the top for easy straw insertion.

 

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Westy

the teste

Nov 22, 2002

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Sleazattle

Dec 21, 2015

• #20

They won't even try to chew a leg off when you trap them.

 

DaveW

Space Monkey

Jul 2, 2001

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The bunker at parliament

Dec 21, 2015

• #21

Or at least not their own.

 

mandown

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Jun 1, 2004

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Dec 21, 2015

• #22

They might shoot it off.

 

Nick

My name is Nick

Sep 21, 2001

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where the trails are

Dec 21, 2015

• #23

mandown said:

Or put the Capri Sun / juice box soft spot on the top for easy straw insertion.

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just ... WOW ...

 

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Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar

Feb 2, 2007

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Riding the baggage carousel.

Dec 21, 2015

• #24

Nick said:

just ... WOW ...

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CBJ

year old fart

Mar 19, 2002

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Dec 21, 2015

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I hear President Trump is banning babies.

 

Westy

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Nov 22, 2002

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Sleazattle

Dec 21, 2015

• #26

CBJ said:

I hear President Trump is banning babies.

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Such a waste, just send them to camps. Let the strong fight, soylent toddler for the rest.

 

jstuhlman

bagpipe wanker

Dec 3, 2009

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Cackalacka du Nord

Dec 21, 2015

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the fact that they simply won't STFU makes them super-easy to hunt.