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The Lizard People Who Run Bikemag

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
54,434
20,232
Sleazattle
Lizards once ruled this planet, mammals scurried in the shadows. Then the comet came and we rose up to rule this world. As it was, it shall happen again. The bones of the bikemag lizard people will be displayed in our great museums.
 

Jim Mac

MAKE ENDURO GREAT AGAIN
May 21, 2004
6,352
282
the middle east of NY
OK, i made the mistake of reading the lounge before the DH forum...I take the positive connection between lizards & bikes back!

Bad Lizard:


BAD LIzard people:


And you Lizard folks definitely need to:
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
54,434
20,232
Sleazattle
You can tell the lizard people are in the back pockets of advertisers if they ever gave a positive review of something other than gripshifters. Lizards don't have thumbs!
 

Toshi

Harbinger of Doom
Oct 23, 2001
38,302
7,735
In celebration of this thread I'm going to block yet more page elements that remind me of the lizard overlords.
 

Fool

The Thing cannot be described
Sep 10, 2001
2,780
1,493
Brooklyn
The War with the Scaled Folk was a great war between the humans of the Yhelteth Empire and the Trelayne League against the Scaled Folk. It started in the summer of '49. A purplish black marine muck of flowering mats of kelp ("dragondrift") started washing up on the western shores. It caused problems with shipping and fishing, but no aggressive action was taken to deal with it. Then, about four months later, the Scaled Folk started hatching from them.

Dragons tear themselves out of the dragondrift first. Then a couple of hundred reptile peons and the higher-caste Scaled Folk come out afterward. The dragondrift then begins to rot. Some can still be found on the open oceans.

When it became clear that the Empire needed help, the emperor Akal asked the Kiriath for help. With their help, along with the people of Trelayne and the Majak, they were eventually able to turn back the Scaled Folk and defeat them. The war lasted about 5 years, and it ended approximately seven years ago. The Kiriath left only a few months after the war.