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What the hell hhappened to MMike?
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He is practicing for taking Gords place in the Tragically Hip.
Crap Boeing contract not renewed, moved family to some silly place in Canada, bought house with odd neighbors and pathetic garage, Jeep, divorce, self loathing and, worst of all, light beer.
Excuse me if I speak for everyone here. We have overcome our hatred for him and I will personally welcome him back. We may have to permanently ban any Birthday celebrating until he learns to laugh at our jokes and post less Kids in the hall vids. It wouldn't hurt if he took a bigger role in his brothers life. Maybe go on a bike trip to Michigan or Missouri with him.
I think he should help pay his brothers mortgage and watch the kids because the awesome brother needs more ride time and less responsibility. Its in the bible, check it. MMIKE can still fight with his ex via twitter, win win for everyone.
Since fault has been established. I am ok with blaming SS again. Once again no fucks can be given to anything a fool may postulate on including me... I have forgotten the combo lock numbers again. Bolt cutters may be necessary again. Bongshed is offline until further notice.
He probably fell off a ladder cutting down a tree.
No mmike apologist shall speak for me.
Airing of the Grievances will need to be listed. Aquatic ceremonies will be excluded,
Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.
Feck. One of the few instances were it makes sense. Fecking, like to many whiskey shots...
mmike happened to mmike, and then the lizards.
I liked Mike.
I had finally saved enough money to buy a plane ticket to Canadiasthan to punch MMike in the face. But I built a new bike instead. Sorry MMike, where ever you are. It's terribly selfish of me I know, but the old Spitfire just wasn't getting it anymore.
Last I heard, he was the new dispatcher for the courtesy phone.
Ha that explains it then. The jar that had the Punch MMike in the Face fund had most of the label scratched off, almost like it was gnawed on by some feral animal. I tend not to pay too much attention to those things, but written, or more accurately scrawled in it's place in red Crayon was the word BIKE. This of course must have occurred when the "technician" came by the studio to disconnect the white courtesy phone while I was out riding.
Didn't mmike have a 20 something year old GF? I suspect he is too weighted down with baggage to post.
Damn
Mmike tried it now with the Jeep.... He should never have tried it now on his birthday..... Shit just got way too flexy for those tan lines to handle..
Speaking of which, what happened to eaterofdog? I saw a post by a "eaterofdog" on Reddit, wondering if it was him.
A man can only have so many birthdays. He must be 372 years old by now.
i think kids
