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aaronjb

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Jul 22, 2010
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Quiting because of his carbon footprint? Not sure if serious...
Oh, man. That takes the cake for reasons to walk away from a sport, if true. Courage of his convictions and all that, but still...

Hart in stripes again. As it should be. Guessing he gets to name his price next season.
 

IH8Rice

I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!
Aug 2, 2008
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Oh, man. That takes the cake for reasons to walk away from a sport, if true. Courage of his convictions and all that, but still...

Hart in stripes again. As it should be. Guessing he gets to name his price next season.
Ironic too since he's riding a carbon bike which are so earth friendly..:monkey:

Don't think I've ever been nervous for someone's WC run like Gwin's knowing how allusive this race is for him
 

Kevin

Turbo Monkey
It's only a matter of time until it's leaked that Rachel atherton has an enlarged clitoris or a micro penis. Either way it will mean that she's a hermaphrodite. I'm also glad that Gee is out, he sucks at being a person.
Thats pretty lame dude.
I really cant understand why people always have to take away from her talent. Saying its because she rides with her brother, or that shes some kind of freak.
Must be nice for her to read this type of bullshit too.

Shes a talented lady that would mop the floor with you on any bike on any mountain, and on top of that i think shes actually pretty cute and she seems to have a great personality too...
When guys dominate the WC, like Voullioz, Hill, or now Gwin, its because theyre fucking talented. When a woman does it its cause theyre a freak.
Weaksauce.
 

aaronjb

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Jul 22, 2010
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Almost looked like Gwin was arguing something related to the course condition after his blowout?
 

William42

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Donno, looked like the "bike stays in one piece" god's yet again chose not to smile on Gwin for his world champs run.

Was hoping greenland would take a win if not Gwin, but 2nd is pretty nice too, and Harts run was fucking wild to watch. So much fun
 

Flo33

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Mar 3, 2015
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Almost looked like Gwin was arguing something related to the course condition after his blowout?
Thought so too, but on the slomo replay nothing was to be seen. He looked to be sliding a bit off line just before, so my guess is a direct rock hit.

Also GM loosing so much time in the last section was a bit weird. Looked like he was riding in pain. Maybe his ankle like mentioned by Rob Warner?

Can we consider Gwin the new Peat?
 

aaronjb

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Jul 22, 2010
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Do we all acknowledge that we're back to skinsuits, but the shirts tuck into the pants so we're not calling them skinsuits?
 

SuboptimusPrime

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Aug 18, 2005
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What a race...those were some of the worst crashes I've ever seen all in one race. Hope everybody is more or less OK, esp EJ as that was a savage shot to the noggin.

Manon's FB says broken collarbone but otherwise OK. Tough lady.
 
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TrumbullHucker

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It's only a matter of time until it's leaked that Rachel atherton has an enlarged clitoris or a micro penis. Either way it will mean that she's a hermaphrodite. I'm also glad that Gee is out, he sucks at being a person.
lame a fuck dude, negged

RUX on the podium!!!

@jackalope


RUX overnighted to CT!

how about kerr's whip off of that huge stepdown tho?
that was awesome lol

What a race...those were some of the worst crashes I've ever seen all in one race. Hope everybody is more or less OK, esp EJ as that was a savage shot to the noggin.

Manon's FB says broken collarbone but otherwise OK. Tough lady.
shit i missed manon's run, will need to watch the replay

damn gwins wheel exploded immediately

what a great race.. hats off the greenland. unreal

....now what do we do on ridemonkey? talk about anti squats and missing links?

i guess go biking :rant:
 

FlipSide

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Sep 24, 2001
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Bernard Kerr 5th also! He gets to give the finger to the British selection comitee with both hands.

I call BS on Ratboy's retirement. I bet it's just a response to the TeamRumors cartoons. Now they want a piece of the fun and play the fans as well...
 
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MmmBones

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That was both brutal and awesome to watch. So many horrific crashes, some very wild riding with just a touch of Wild Bill's Goodbye Horses. Jaw hit the floor watching Greenlands run. Big ups to Kerr for showing the selectors what's up, his huge whip-huck off the Trentino sender was wild. Daddy Longlegs rox the Rux onto the box. Remi shattered his Shox? If Danny was playing NBA Jam he'd be "on fire". What was that coming out of Gwins tire? looked like a road tubular ala "brocore", or possibly a just a white snake that snuck it's way onto the #blacksnake. Ratboy has officially gone full-hippy, Pon Holdings should just buck up and get the Syndicate an electric-hybrid carbon neutral pirate vessel with floating sustainable organic garden/bong shed to travel the world cups spreading the love and drinking water. Wishing a speedy recovery for all the injured riders, spectators, (snakes?) and retinas burned by sneaky trackside buttocks, sex dolls and tuck jobs.
 

toodles

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The guys at Mondraker must be happy with that result. Top 3 positons... Wonder if that will translate to sales or not.

Hope all the injured riders aren't too bad. They were some of the most brutal crashes I've seen in World-level racing in a long time. EJ, Manon and finish line guy all had broken bones, and several concussions from other riders. Crazy, scary stuff.

Highlights for me.
Myriam's return
Greenland's off-the-hook run was just brilliance.
Fairclough's nose bonk coming into the finish.
Kerr's loose whip off the stepdown of dooooom
 
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toodles

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Also, although I'm always defending the quality of our free coverage - what was going on with the editing, camera guys and the timing? Were the rider intervals crazy short? We missed seeing a lot of the top guys runs, so I'm guessing the editors might have struggled with short intervals or something? Then we had cameras on all sorts of weird stuff instead of the riders and for a third of the race the on-screen timing wasn't working for us or the commentators.

Still beats watching the live timing website and wondering what the heck was happening though.
 

Udi

RM Chief Ornithologist
Mar 14, 2005
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Also, although I'm always defending the quality of our free coverage - what was going on with the editing, camera guys and the timing?
UCI needs to upgrade the low-end swiss timing, maybe splurge a little and try Casio?



Would be fun when it comes time to decomission the system too, could really "blow up" some berms.
 

toodles

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that Spanish guy who overshot the final stepdown? Jeezus I though he was dead 12" short of the finish line.
One on hand, I'm like "I hope he's not dead". Then on the other "I wonder if his limp flailing arm broke the finish line beam and if he got a time"

Given the hot seat for 3rd was vacant afterwards, I have a feeling he might have podiumed unconscious.


*edit* According to Vital, Bersselaar stopped the clock into 4th place. Also, apparently no major injuries. Which is amazing, because the way he looked I half expected two vets to walk out with a sheet and a shotgun...
 
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toodles

ridiculously corgi proportioned
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Did Thirion's bike break? They didn't show it very long but something looked very wrong with it at the finish line.
 

dump

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Mondraker is going to sell a few of these Summums... amazing 1,2,3.

 

dump

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and I wonder if e13 will reconsider spouting about using the same wheel on gwin's bike all season :P