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jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
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Nowhere Man!
Like dildos and waffles?

I have invented a face mounted Entenmanns Lemon Pie dispenser. So when you're on a ride and you desire a lemon pie, you just tip your head back and eat one while you're riding. I think I may have divulged to much here..... It could also be used for little chocolate donuts also. Dildos are a bad idea when riding. Trust me on this.... Hmmm Waffles...
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Sleazattle
I have invented a face mounted Entenmanns Lemon Pie dispenser. So when you're on a ride and you desire a lemon pie, you just tip your head back and eat one while you're riding. I think I may have divulged to much here..... It could also be used for little chocolate donuts also. Dildos are a bad idea when riding. Trust me on this.... Hmmm Waffles...

You've said too much. Better get a patent on that before the lizards start selling ones made by enslaved mammals.
 

jstuhlman

bagpipe wanker
Dec 3, 2009
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Cackalacka du Nord
someone's been to the NCMA and snapped their Kehinde Wiley . . . Judith and Holofernes goes black . . . #badmammajamma

ours is a bit tamer:

it pales before this, painted by a nobody artist the year of the Selma marches, which I hung adjacent (it's 1/100 of the market value of the WIley, @johnbryanpeters, but likely one of my proudest acquisitions)
 
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StiHacka

Compensating for something
Jan 4, 2013
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In hell. Welcome!
someone's been to the NCMA and snapped their Kehinde Wiley . . . Judith and Holofernes goes black . . . #badmammajamma

ours is a bit tamer:

it pales before this, painted by a nobody artist the year of the Selma marches, which I hung adjacent (it's 1/100 of the market value of the WIley, @johnbryanpeters, but likely one of my proudest acquisitions)
Thanks, Obama!