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*Kapow!* take that evil doer!

DaveW

Space Monkey
Jul 2, 2001
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2,729
The bunker at parliament
Just caught a bike thief at the shop.

Had a guy come in late last night just before closing with a bike.
had no saddle & grips, he was being super tight with the parts he wanted put on it.
Said he'd had the bike ages but didn't even know what kind of bike it was, wanted me to strip it down so he could repaint it so it looked different.

No one buys a Transition patrol and builds it up with this unusual spec and doesn't know what it is or anything about it.
Large Patrol in hi viz yellow,
Pikes
Deity carbon bars
XT cassette
Sram XO1 derailer
XX1 shifters
Spike race 28 wheelset
HT pedals same colour as the wheels
Minon rear/High roller front.

"what do you think I could get for this bike if I was to sell it?"

Bit of a facebook search and I've found the real owner who had this an 2 other bikes nicked last month.

Told the guy that brought it in that we'd have it stripped for him some time next week, so I have a few days to play with to set up a lovely surprise.

I've pulled the grips and saddle that he wanted back off now and chucked them back on the wall.

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maxyedor

<b>TOOL PRO</b>
Oct 20, 2005
5,496
3,141
In the bathroom, fighting a battle
wheelie it across the shop when the asshole comes to pick it up, tap the brake just in time smack him in the nuts with the front tire, let the cops take care of the rest.

Then make the real owner a smokin deal on grips and a seat.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
21,615
7,276
Colorado
Have the cops there when he's ready to pick it up. Just make sure to tell them to park out of view. Having done it before, hillarity shall ensue.
 

I Are Baboon

The Full Dopey
Aug 6, 2001
32,425
9,473
MTB New England
I am guessing this thread is like Star Wars installments....we have to wait two years to see what happens next. Unless we're looking at an Episode 6 until Episode 1 delay, in which case we're screwed and the next chapter will leave all feeling a little empty inside.
 

boostindoubles

Nacho Libre
Mar 16, 2004
7,880
6,178
Yakistan
Seems that me local LBS put the beat down on a tweaker-man yesterday. During the day, they keep bikes on a fenced in porch out back. Bro was looking out the window and saw his bike fly over the fence. He ran outside and there was a tweaker-man trying to get on it and ride away. They knocked him off the bike and defended themselves while tweaker-man tried to attack. The other LBS bro was quoted saying, "I've never wanted to hurt someone so bad." Apparently they released him before the police arrived. Containing the tweaker-man wasn't working out and the dog run doesn't have tall enough fences.

LBS - 1
TWEAKER-MAN - 1 (from previous success)