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Rant du jour: Jetboil and the world of dentists

Item one:

I have gotten somewhat dependent on my Jetboil Flash for coffee preparation when on the road. During my recent journey to Brevard and back, the igniter stopped igniting, even though I'm on but my second cannister of fuel. On my return, I found that one cannot purchase a replacement igniter, one has to send the burner back to Johnson Outdoors (who, I found, bought Jetboil in 2012). I obtained an RMA and sent the burner back. I also ordered a spare burner, because I don't like being without my base kit. Yesterday I got a phone call saying repair cost would be $20; I responded that I had sent a receipt and that warranty would be appropriate. They acquiesced.

Item two:

Sometime early this year I (back)ordered a Genesis base camp system. About an infinite time later, I got a call that it had arrived, drove up to Burlington, found that they had stove only. Reminded them what I ordered and went home.

Eventually the system arrived. Drove up to Burlington, picked it up, drove home, and unpacked it. 1) Pots were plain old pots, no FluxRing. 2) Packing was such that stove feet had punched nice dimples in pot bottoms. Drove up to Burlington, returned the kit, bought only the stove.

I used the stove at Davidson River Campground in Brevard. It cooks, but it's an absolute pain in the ass to set up, in particular the connection to the fuel bottle.

Conclusion:

I'm less than sold on Jetboil at this point. The Flash seems a hair fragile and besides folding compactly the Genesis system is just frippery. I don't expect Johnson to take it anywhere. Too bad Dowst and Aspinwall didn't stay in the game.

And more:

After a year and four months or so, the cartridge in the KS LEV Integra dropper seat post that came with the Tracer decided that it was time to start leaking air out the top and oil out the bottom, thereby losing its ability to control seat position.

I contacted KS USA, and they agreed to warranty the seat post. I ordered (the wrong) spare from Jenson, pulled the old seat post and realized my error, ordered the correct post, sent the defective post to KS and, when it arrived, the incorrect post to Jenson, and received and installed the correct post.

The installation was a fiddly pain in the ass involving small pieces and cutting cable and housing to very particular sizes, and a seat clamp with no less than seven independent pieces to juggle, and oh, the pieces have a required fore and aft position and are not recognizably marked.

If you chase down and filter babble on the intarwebz regarding life with droppers, it seems that they have a useful lifespan of between one and two years before requiring major maintenance. A lot of people, perhaps the majority, seem to have adopted the two post approach - use one while the other's off at the factory.

Synthesis?

These toys are all dentist shit.

The Flash costs about $100, and a spare burner $50. This for making coffee.

The Genesis two-burner stove currently goes for $200 to $240 not counting shipping. A perfectly competent Coleman is about $100. At the expense of size and setup time, both make perfectly good coffee.

The Integra seat post costs $325 shipped. It does not make coffee. It does other useful stuff, but one needs to be well off to support the lifestyle.

We now rant regarding useful lifetime.

In three to five years it is unlikely that my seat post will still be available, and factory support and parts may or may not be available.

I'll give Jetboil's fancy stoves about a 50% chance of survival, especially since the company has been acquired. There are other manufacturers in the game, some of whom have a long and respectable track record.

Purchasing and coming to depend on these toys is an expensive crap shoot, but on reflection I guess that it always has been.
 

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
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Having worked in the Outdoor Equipment industry both on the MFG side and the retail side for many years I came to some conclusions. The ultralight stuff is only meant to have a short lifespan. It's purpose is weight reduction when it is really needed not durability for the long haul. The slightly heavier stuff will take a beating and keep working for years. MSR stoves rarely got returned for failure. I had a whisperlight for 15 years before a fuel line cracked. My XGK is at 12 and going strong.

Although REI leaves a bad taste in my mouth ( I was management there) they do have the best return/ replace policy for when your crap breaks and you don't have your recipt as the purchase history can be found if you know what year you bought it in and you are a member.
 

Adventurous

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Having worked in the Outdoor Equipment industry both on the MFG side and the retail side for many years I came to some conclusions. The ultralight stuff is only meant to have a short lifespan. It's purpose is weight reduction when it is really needed not durability for the long haul. The slightly heavier stuff will take a beating and keep working for years. MSR stoves rarely got returned for failure. I had a whisperlight for 15 years before a fuel line cracked. My XGK is at 12 and going strong.

Although REI leaves a bad taste in my mouth ( I was management there) they do have the best return/ replace policy for when your crap breaks and you don't have your recipt as the purchase history can be found if you know what year you bought it in and you are a member.
REI HAD the best return policy. Now that it's down to a year it's not nearly as generous as it once was. I can only guess that it was a result of people abusing it and returning stuff they had beat to shit and asking for new stuff instead of replacing things that failed. I had to make use of this recently to get a new pair of Shimano shoes after the sole separated after 6 months of use and they were great about replacing them. I think LL Bean and Eddie Bauer are now the only ones I can think of that have a lifetime no questions asked guarantee.

As Jetboil goes, I eschewed them in favor of a multi-fuel MSR. It may weigh more and not be as simple or cheap as a Jetboil, but I can rest assured that there is very little that can go wrong with it and I'm not throwing away propane canisters all the time. I'll trade a little bit of weight in favor of durability.
 

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
23,308
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REI HAD the best return policy. Now that it's down to a year it's not nearly as generous as it once was. I can only guess that it was a result of people abusing it and returning stuff they had beat to shit and asking for new stuff instead of replacing things that failed. I had to make use of this recently to get a new pair of Shimano shoes after the sole separated after 6 months of use and they were great about replacing them. I think LL Bean and Eddie Bauer are now the only ones I can think of that have a lifetime no questions asked guarantee.

As Jetboil goes, I eschewed them in favor of a multi-fuel MSR. It may weigh more and not be as simple or cheap as a Jetboil, but I can rest assured that there is very little that can go wrong with it and I'm not throwing away propane canisters all the time. I'll trade a little bit of weight in favor of durability.

you can still return items for a material or mfg defect outside of the year. just not crap you wore the shit out of.
 

Toshi

Harbinger of Doom
Oct 23, 2001
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What were you bad experiences at REI, Eric? This was pre EMT?
 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
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Funny how we seem to have a lack of Gravity Dropper fans on this site.

They always seem to chime in on posts like this.

I'd be in a snit if I had to drive great distances to deal with warranty nonsense too.
 

Jm_

sled dog's bollocks
Jan 14, 2002
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Funny how we seem to have a lack of Gravity Dropper fans on this site.

They always seem to chime in on posts like this.

I'd be in a snit if I had to drive great distances to deal with warranty nonsense too.
No one wants that common-man shit, that's the kind of dropper that people in the ghetto use.


(the best droppers for cold weather)
 

kickstand

Turbo Monkey
Sep 18, 2009
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true, but easier to replace.

also the stove + the piezo was cheaper than a stove with built in ignitor.
I just have the cheap stuff, no ignitors on any of my camp stuff, and as mentioned, I usually (especially when car camping) carry one of those long ass lighters your grandma uses to light her candles, waterproof matches, and then the flint pictured.

I like that ignitor and may check out picking one up.
 

jdcamb

Tool Time!
Feb 17, 2002
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No matter how many times I missed the little tube on my coleman camp stove, and burned up another campsite picnic table from the resulting inferno. I still prefer it.
 

AngryMetalsmith

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Jun 4, 2006
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@johnbryanpeters Did the rail clamp on your KS-Lev slip ?

Mine did constantly as it began to bend. Found some useful info on that other bike site about replacing the clamp top plate with one of a Truvativ Hussefelt, which I did. Then I discovered that the rails on my SDG Bel Air 2 are now bent. The saddle had to be moved all the way back to get pass the bend. Now my knees hurt.
 

Jm_

sled dog's bollocks
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Aren't those jet-boils for like climbing up Denali and shit, where you need it to work in -50 degrees and way low pressure?
 
@johnbryanpeters Did the rail clamp on your KS-Lev slip ?

Mine did constantly as it began to bend. Found some useful info on that other bike site about replacing the clamp top plate with one of a Truvativ Hussefelt, which I did. Then I discovered that the rails on my SDG Bel Air 2 are now bent. The saddle had to be moved all the way back to get pass the bend. Now my knees hurt.
Yeah, it both slipped and deformed. I'm approaching the new one carefully and with a torque wrench.

Aren't those jet-boils for like climbing up Denali and shit, where you need it to work in -50 degrees and way low pressure?
No, they're not really set up for that. Their big selling point, and convenience, is the heat sink on the bottom of the cup, which increases efficiency. At this point, I would not recommend anything they make.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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Aren't those jet-boils for like climbing up Denali and shit, where you need it to work in -50 degrees and way low pressure?
With their high center of gravity I thought they were for spilling boiling water on your groin in the backcountry.
 

Jm_

sled dog's bollocks
Jan 14, 2002
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Yeah, IDK. I have a little inexpensive non-folding one that I've used a few times on camping trips to cook food and heat water. I guess if I was cool I'd have one of those collapsible ones that can fit into a matchbox or whatever.
 

HAB

Chelsea from Seattle
Apr 28, 2007
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Pocket Rockets are awesome unless you're in super high winds. Sure, they're a little slower than the system type stoves (e.g. Jet Boil) but on the plus side you can do other stuff with them besides boil water, and they're cheap and utterly indestructible.

Totally agreed that the cable setup on the KS is a huge pain in the ass, and that their seat clamp sucks. Thomson FTW.