Quantcast

Guerrilla Gravity, badass frame manufacturer in Colorado

Sandwich

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
21,070
5,980
borcester rhymes
I don't really talk to actual humans and I don't ride that much now that I have 1.5 children, but I'd love a slick new Trail Pistol for cheap.

I'll even post on ridemonkey about it.
 
Flo33

Flo33

Turbo Monkey
Mar 3, 2015
2,066
1,306
Styria
Sandwich said:
I don't really talk to actual humans and I don't ride that much now that I have 1.5 children, but I'd love a slick new Trail Pistol for cheap.

I'll even post on ridemonkey about it.
Click to expand...
I'm in, although 2 children and a Megatrail in 26" please, thank you GG!
 
slimshady

slimshady

¡Mira, una ardilla!
Dec 20, 2007
5,415
3,272
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
If you ever get to need a FABA (Fat-Assed Brand Ambassador) here in the Southern Hemisphere, drop me a line. I have a hyperactive 4YO kid who'd love to ride a mini Megatrail. And you could end up convincing me to ride a 29r with the stunning looks of the Trail pistol.


Plus, since I work as a Systems Administrator, you are guaranteed to have me at least 8 hours a day posting shit to RM and stuff.

Oh, and finally, since my name hasn't come out yet in the gossip thread, you know I'm open to offerings for 2017.
 
Last edited:
kidwoo

kidwoo

Artisanal Tweet Curator
Aug 25, 2003
42,146
13,340
Squirtin ketchup n' mustard on charred flesh
Sandwich said:
yeah yeah, you have all the free time in the world, plenty of money for toys and trips to play with them, and you can live anywhere you want.
Click to expand...
And I'm handsome......
And I ride a unicorn to work every day.........
And I smell great.............

Not much of what you said is true, just more true than if I had kids. :D


Hell I can't even afford a place with a two car garage where I live. You want to talk about suffering...........
 
Sandwich

Sandwich

Pig my fish!
Staff member
May 23, 2002
21,070
5,980
borcester rhymes
kidwoo said:
And I'm handsome......
And I ride a unicorn to work every day.........
And I smell great.............

Not much of what you said is true, just more true than if I had kids. :D


Hell I can't even afford a place with a two car garage where I live. You want to talk about suffering...........
Click to expand...
yeah but is it stick?
 
jackalope

jackalope

Mental acuity - 1%
Jan 9, 2004
7,608
5,924
in a single wide, cooking meth...
You guys are so gullible. It's this simple:

1. Get a coil shock for your Megatrail. Air shocks are so 2016.

2. Put this Fox volume spacer on the shaft


3. Change sticker on top tube to "Adequate Trail"

4. Profit


But yeah, word is they're gonna make a 27.5 hooped trail flail with 120-130ish travel.

I've said too much...:tinfoil:
 
Last edited:
SuboptimusPrime

SuboptimusPrime

Turbo Monkey
Aug 18, 2005
1,659
1,636
NorCack
W4S said:
Was just getting ready to demo a Kona Process 111, but i would be willing to wait if there's any truth to a ~120mm travel 27.5 GG.
Click to expand...
That's a fun bike. I spent a day on one and subsequently acquired a banshee phantom which is the same idea.

That said, I will likely be forced to acquire a "kilotrail" if/when it exists. I will simply forward my wife's (bitter and likely justified) complaints about the herd of bikes in our basement directly to @mtg ... I trust he is experienced in deftly handling such situations and that such services are part of the "Rider program" that is included with the bike purchase.
 
slimshady

slimshady

¡Mira, una ardilla!
Dec 20, 2007
5,415
3,272
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
SuboptimusPrime said:
That's a fun bike. I spent a day on one and subsequently acquired a banshee phantom which is the same idea.

That said, I will likely be forced to acquire a "kilotrail" if/when it exists. I will simply forward my wife's (bitter and likely justified) complaints about the herd of bikes in our basement directly to @mtg ... I trust he is experienced in deftly handling such situations and that such services are part of the "Rider program" that is included with the bike purchase.
Click to expand...
... Which brings up the topic everyone is wondering about: will the ambassador program allow the selected riders access to @mtg 's corporate jet and twin carbón fiber hot tubs?
 
mtg

mtg

Green with Envy
Sep 21, 2009
1,862
1,604
Denver, CO
SuboptimusPrime said:
That's a fun bike. I spent a day on one and subsequently acquired a banshee phantom which is the same idea.

That said, I will likely be forced to acquire a "kilotrail" if/when it exists. I will simply forward my wife's (bitter and likely justified) complaints about the herd of bikes in our basement directly to @mtg ... I trust he is experienced in deftly handling such situations and that such services are part of the "Rider program" that is included with the bike purchase.
Click to expand...
You just have to keep getting the same color bike, and fly under the radar. Free tips from the GG Rider Program...
 
jackalope

jackalope

Mental acuity - 1%
Jan 9, 2004
7,608
5,924
in a single wide, cooking meth...
SuboptimusPrime said:
Trust me, I've already tried the "all raw bikes are same bike" trick... Ms. Optimus will still be blowing up your phonez.

View attachment 124140
Click to expand...
Make your spawn work for you for a change. Tell the Mrs. you're just preemptively acquiring bikes (shitty "alloy" bikes no less) for your kids before the only options are e-fat bikes. She should be thanking you quite frankly.

#bikemath
 
Last edited:
iRider

iRider

Turbo Monkey
Apr 5, 2008
5,653
3,093
SuboptimusPrime said:
Trust me, I've already tried the "all raw bikes are same bike" trick... Ms. Optimus will still be blowing up your phonez.
Click to expand...
Easy solution: don't buy a new bike for yourself, give it as a present to your wife!
If she wants to ride it = win.
If she doesn't she surely won't have anything against you borrowing the bike = win.
See, no way you can lose and on top you support a rad 'Murcian company = make US bike manufacturing great again = bonus win. :D
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top Bottom