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jdcamb

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I'm looking to go to college in Philly, anybody know nice Mountain Bike trails in the area?
Go to College. Philly will teach you most everything you will need to know about life. Harshly yes. But the lessons will reward you throughout your life. Forget about bikes for the time being.
 

jdcamb

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Do you like gladiator movies?
Not particularly. Oliver Stone has never made a Gladiator movie. Tom Cruise or Ben Affleck have never been in any Gladiator movies have they? If Anne Hathaway made a Gladiator Movie I would go see it. I like her.... Are Gladiator movies popular in North Korea?
 

Westy

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Not particularly. Oliver Stone has never made a Gladiator movie. Tom Cruise or Ben Affleck have never been in any Gladiator movies have they? If Anne Hathaway made a Gladiator Movie I would go see it. I like her.... Are Gladiator movies popular in North Korea?

Have you ever been in a cock-pit before?
 

JohnE

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Front Range, dude...
Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live rooster. We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present...we're dealing with a lot of shit.
 

jdcamb

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Well, Nuke's scared because his eyelids are jammed and his old man's here. We need a live rooster. We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present...we're dealing with a lot of shit.
Awesome!
 

jdcamb

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I think going to school in Philly would be pretty awesome. It is a great town. Not much good riding nearby. But there is pretty good riding in Eastern PA. I am sorry if I was resposible for derailing your thread. I meant no harm. Welcome to the Monkey. Their are a lots of helpful folks on here.
 
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JohnE

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Front Range, dude...
Well, theres, uhh...uhmm...there was that one guy. You know, the guy who isnt here anymore? Yeah, him, used to come around alot, he was pretty helpful. He looked flexy and came in root beer...
 

Westy

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jdcamb

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Have a problem caused by insufficient shimz? Come to the :monkey:.
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I think you may have omitted your contribution...
 

Westy

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You're my go to guy for felching also. If the need for advice ever arises I expect you to be there for me.
Can't say it is one of my strengths, but I am pretty awesome at most everything. Either way I've always got your back, I may have a knife in my hand but that is for another day.
 

Westy

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No. I have managed to avoid prison as a adult. Lessons I have learned from my time in Philly certainly helped. I imagine that they can't be any worse then the ones where you are in North Korea.

I read this as "I spent my childhood in prison"
 

jdcamb

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Can't say it is one of my strengths, but I am pretty awesome at most everything. Either way I've always got your back, I may have a knife in my hand but that is for another day.
Never bring a knife to a food fight. Mashed Potatoes will fuck you up. I get a special thrill when I render you defenseless with my Gravy facial....
 

4130biker

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This thread delivers!:banana:
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Always happy to help with a tantrum cycles request. If only I knew how to access my inbox!
 

jdcamb

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Is that where you perfected the waffle arts?
Well kind of. OCD prevents me from the restraint of control to not allow me to utilize lumpy batter. So my Waffles are flat and dense instead of light and fluffy. No matter how hard I try. No amount of syrup or butter seems to correct my waffle shortcomings. I make up for it by cooking the best scrambled eggs you ever had. Served with scrapple and plain oats and you would hardly notice how much franks red hot I used to get there.... Thanks for your kind words...
 

maddog17

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you left out if you are unclear if you have enough microwave ovens, come to the :monkey:
 

AngryMetalsmith

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Well kind of. OCD prevents me from the restraint of control to not allow me to utilize lumpy batter. So my Waffles are flat and dense instead of light and fluffy. No matter how hard I try. No amount of syrup or butter seems to correct my waffle shortcomings. I make up for it by cooking the best scrambled eggs you ever had. Served with scrapple and plain oats and you would hardly notice how much franks red hot I used to get there.... Thanks for your kind words...
Use your OCD to your advantage. Start getting real fucking serious about folding the batter together as opposed to stirring. Use a wooden spoon against the side of the mixing bowl while rotating the bowl, gradually working your way to the bottom. Make a pattern out of it that you have to repeat.

Crunchy outside with flaky goodness inside. You got this man !