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  1. El Jefe

    Warning Motorcycle Content!! Anyone have time on the CRF250x??

    I'm not sure how large or strong you are, but one thing you should do before you buy the bigger bike is to try laying a crf250 on the ground and then trying to get it back up on two wheels. If you have trouble doing it when you're fresh and on even ground, think about how it might be if you're...
  2. El Jefe

    Bush to ride with cycling champion Armstrong

    Yeah I guess it would be great to be able to hear some Bushisms and then quote them back to him.
  3. El Jefe

    Bush to ride with cycling champion Armstrong

    I just think it's funny that Lance is going to ride with Bush, but Lance was a big Kerry supporter in the presidential election. I guess Armstrong really is setting himself up for a life in politics.
  4. El Jefe

    What's your favorite "Most Erotic Non-porn Movie"..?

    Embrace of the Vampire also, Poison Ivy was good. Yes, I was in love with Alyssa Milano.
  5. El Jefe

    One UGLY pooch!

    That's one ugly bitch. The dog is somewhat unsightly as well.
  6. El Jefe

    13 year old gets a 9-10

    Well, a 13 year old girl doesn't need to get and erection to have sex....and what teenage boy hasn't fantasized about his hot teacher? Double standard? yes. Did I dream of having sex with my uber-hot 23 year old 8th grade English teacher? YES!
  7. El Jefe

    50-58 MORE MLB Steroid failures, incl names bigger than Palmero???

    Winstrol can be taken orally or through injection. It doesn't look like an aspirin, vitamin or come in a supplement powder though, so his "I didn't know" claim is crap. Palmeiro is a lying sack of sh!t.
  8. El Jefe

    Sven Martin Injured in Whistler

    I just talked to Sven and he sounds pretty damn good all things considered. He said he's going to try to get online soon and find this thread, so I figured I'd post to bump it to the top for him.
  9. El Jefe

    Talk about a serious case of blue balls

    Just sounds like an industrial strength c*ckring to me.
  10. El Jefe

    chappelle show ain't coming back

    Right from Dave's mouth This isn't the correction from Entertainment weekly, but it is a different story from MTV News. Hey, I know it's not exactly the BBC, but for chrissakes, neither is Entertainment-f**king-Weekly...and the interview was with Dave himself and Time magazine, not some...
  11. El Jefe

    chappelle show ain't coming back

    That was the initial story, but this story was false. He did not check into a mental health facility. There was a correction printed, and I'll try to find it.
  12. El Jefe

    Turner DHR 2005 Pics.....

    Yeah, it sounds like you totally know who my buddy is. He's the one who had to have his suspension totally rebuilt by RG3 because he weighs so much. Also, it's amazing how much power those 4 strokes have over the 2 strokes. I mean, this guy outweighs me by probably 87 pounds, yet he still...
  13. El Jefe

    Turner DHR 2005 Pics.....

    That's totally cool that you're trying to emulate your brah. I'm sure he's even sicker than he knows. I try to immitate this one sick moto dude who totally looks like a pro rider. He has the sponsor stickers that match his component upgrades, the white Tech 8's, aftermarket seat cover, the RG3...
  14. El Jefe

    Turner DHR 2005 Pics.....

    Brah, you know what that bike needs to make it faster? It needs a Renthal sticker, a Metal Mullisha sticker, and maybe even a Skin Industries sticker kit. By the way, I hope you remembered to ditch the moto pants in favor of the moto shorts. Moto shorts with the Oxtar boots (dick) are sweet.
  15. El Jefe

    chappelle show ain't coming back

    That's just a story about what Charlie Murphy thinks. That's not Dave saying it's over for good, and the network is still saying that if he wants to come back, he can. That's the biggest non-story of the day. :stosh:
  16. El Jefe

    In the new house!

    Forget the pool boy, or even worrying about a chlorine based system. It may cost a bit up front, but it's worth it in the long run to go with a saltwater system. No, it's not like swimming in the ocean, the salt is actually minimal. The system is better on your skin and hair, and you don't...
  17. El Jefe

    HAHAHAhahaahha.....WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I pwn3d myself!

    Sorry for laughing, but all of this really is quite funny.
  18. El Jefe

    I've been hungover for 15 hours

    Wuss. :p
  19. El Jefe

    when You Asked/Were asked the mariage question .....

    I thought my proposal was the gayest, but I think any guy making a proposal in lycra AND the helmet (not to mention the fingerless gloves) automatically trumps all others in gayness. :p ;)
  20. El Jefe

    when You Asked/Were asked the mariage question .....

    We'd talked about it, future together, marriage, etc... but I'd given her the idea that it would be a while before I could afford the kind of ring I wanted to get her. When she told me that she didn't care about the ring and that she'd say yes with just a rubber band as the ring I knew I was...
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