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  1. Talkingmonkey

    Heard a little rumor today about Whistler

    I got burned on that one last year. Had to buy tires right there on the spot. Boy was that expensive. They said I could apply for a waiver to run 2.5" tires, but the application fee was nearly as much as the cost of two tires, and there was the potential of a four hour wait. I'm not too...
  2. Talkingmonkey

    Does Canada hate American drunks?

    Request a cavity search every time you cross. They should just send you quickly on your way nearly every time. Occasionally you may hear them muttering "Weirdo" under their breath, but it's OK. On the rare instance that they take you up on your request, well, I guess that's the price you have...
  3. Talkingmonkey

    You guys are swell!

    You know you want to. Just admit it. Whistler is a lot closer to Seattle than it is to Montreal. I know a place that's hiring. Wanna live in Bellingham?
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    false labour is fun

    Speaking of that thong, when can I have it back?
  5. Talkingmonkey

    My new wheels...

    Bummer dude. Stop buying jeeps. I hear more stories about people having problems with them than stories about people loving them. Buy a freakin import or something.
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    She's here

    Cute kid dude. How is Emily dealing with the new addition?
  7. Talkingmonkey

    So what's new with me?

    Only because we hate you. I wonder if we can de-rail this into another I hate MMike thread? Anyway, take the job closer to home. Screw driving, you did enough of that to get here to HT
  8. Talkingmonkey

    name our cat!

    name it dammit. dammit get over here. dammit stop doing that.
  9. Talkingmonkey

    So what's new with me?

    Yes, it had the poop in it. Althought the poop was just to hide the flesh eating virus contained in the card. I hope you die miserably. You slept with my wife huh? Well, I slept with your dad HA!! THERE, TAKE THAT!!
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    So what's new with me?

    Actually, mmike is a jerk. If you don't already hate him, just save yourself some trouble and start now. Sooneer or later, he'll do or say something that will make you really angry and type lots of cuss-words. You'll help make whatever thread it started in fifteen pages long. You'll be mad about...
  11. Talkingmonkey

    I have a week to devise a booby trap

    All the ideasyou need are available on looney toons.
  12. Talkingmonkey

    Downhillzone in Seattle

    Perhaps you just needed a different word. Here. This is from the Merriam-Webster Online Thesaurus. I preferr the ones in bold, but you can choose whatever you want. One entry found for insert. Entry Word: insert Function: verb Text: to put among or between others <inserted a book...
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    Downhillzone in Seattle

    You're kindof a Peckerwood. Maybe you could start a DHZ where you live?
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    Downhillzone in Seattle

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    Downhillzone in Seattle

    I don't know if I totally agree with that. A couple of years ago I ordered a new bass guitar from an online dealer. It was the last one they had, and they don't make them any more. The day UPS delivered it, my wife was indesposed when he knocked at the door. She quickly hurried to the window to...
  16. Talkingmonkey

    I'll be in...

    The big stuff is all moved. What a nice freakin house.
  17. Talkingmonkey

    I'll be in...

    This from a guy who lives in a city where right turns at red lights are illegal because people would be dying all over the place. Glad you made it back OK.
  18. Talkingmonkey

    I'll be in...

    I bet she's thrilled. Let me know if everything goes OK.
  19. Talkingmonkey

    I'll be in...

    I heard he's going to Whistler with a bunch of jerks on Monday