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  • Enter the Ridemonkey Secret Santa 2020!

    Come exchange gifts with other monkeys! From beer, to light-up bike nuts, to custom machined holiday decorations, there's something for everyone. To participate, make sure you send your email by November 29th.
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  1. MMike

    Happy anniversary to me.

    10 years of ridemonkey membership. When has the time gone?
  2. golgiaparatus

    My letter to Ryder Eyewear.

    My Ryder Eyewear saved my life, but they did not survive. I ride my mountain bike early in the morning. A dangerous time on the slopes of Turkey mountain, as it is known across Oklahoma that if you go out on Turkey Mountain at night... You might not come back. But I have a crazy schedule, and...
  3. BIGHITR

    Happy Birthday to me, happy birthday to me!

    Well, I'm sitting here enjoying a pilsner. Okay, I can not lie. I'm sitting here enjoying a pilsner or two, and .. okay, or three and I'm getting ready to head out and do a little celebrating tonight. :cheers: 12 midnight starts my birthday. And although I wanted to spend "my day" riding in the...
  4. demo 9

    Talk me into/out of a TLD D3

    So I am FINALLY going to get a new helmet, since i havent gotten 1 since 2005, i have a pretty large helmet budget-long overdue. Everybody and their mother loved the D2, so why not get the D3? seems logical. They say on their website that they hold it to moto standards, so it should be good. I...
  5. demo 9

    Bullcrew approved?

    Large jedi with a Elka and G2 guide X bullcrew wheels, i9s in red with white 823s saint brakes saint shifter/der E13 ring Raceface stem Sunline bars ODI grips with red lock ons Chris king Redset Maxxis minion 2.5 tires Ripped diablo seat for the haters Thompson post Canfield pedals...
  6. Westy

    Will my banana turn platinum?

    So close. My asshat thread contribution for this Friday.
  7. T

    I got arested

    By the biggest douche cop in my town. This is the guy who got suspended for 6 months for going to my high school to question kids who sold his son acid (he was NOT aloud on that case, and he went off duty in his uniform to question these kids) I really have no gripe with cops, this guy is just...
  8. T

    I punched a scene kid in the face

    twice. First time was 2 Saturdays ago now. me and my buddy were ridding over to the burrito place to get food. We saw some scene kids in front of toys-r-us, and per my usual response to those goofy looking ****s I busted up laughing. one of them was all "come say that to my face" so I did and...
  9. Knuckleslammer

    Anyone want to steal my identity?

    Well it's not stealing, I'm giving it away and heading for the woods.
  10. stoney

    I just got a raise! Yeah!

    Guess I'm doing something right. 18.8% raise. I'm so buying a new bike, and a WRX.:cheers: or... Setting aside more money for savings, realistically.
  11. P

    I do, I do!!..

    ..have five personal jerseys given to me by a certain pro cyclocross racer whom has beaten Lance Armstrong twice. i bet you all didn't see that coming, huh? i'll let you all guess who this cyclist is.
  12. DirtMcGirk

    So that happened...

    Last Friday my wife informed me that she wanted a divorce while she was away in the sand fighting for our country. Long story short too many years of me being utterly insane, domineering, drunk and pissed off have finally broken the strongest person I have ever known. In the midst of my...
  13. OrthoPT

    Obama and "Unity"

    Let's not forget 20th century history. "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer." Does that ring a bell? Here's a google link in case it doesn't http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=%22ein+reich%2C+ein+volk%2C+ein+fuhrer%22&btnG=Google+Search Discuss.
  14. Skookum

    Mmike 10,000 post trophy

    Congratulation on a fine achievement. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/8cAj9p-NpVs&hl=en"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/8cAj9p-NpVs&hl=en"...
  15. geargrrl

    "I eat bacon, and crap gold"

    She's got my vote for the Santa Cruz Hellride
  16. N8 v2.0

    BurlyShirley's "Things Every Man Should Do Before He Dies" List

    Things Every Man Should Do Before He Dies Own a Wookie Han Solo was the coolest guy in the Star Wars universe. Why? Because Darth Vader didn&#8217;t have a Wookie. Chewbacca could make Toby McGuire look like a real man. Alternatively; buy a big, mangy, hairy dog and dress him up with an...