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bizutch is an inbred dick

  1. loco-gringo

    Choke on this...

    I just invented a new procedure for cats. Haley was about to throw a hairball down on my carpet (which is bullsh*t, since I have one f*#king room with carpet) and I grabbed her and made her hold her breath. It made her swallow and we appear to be in the clear. What's the worst that could happen...