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  1. sanjuro

    Five flushes is not a love song

    I was ready to get my swerve on when my lady friend went into the can. I am thinking about the game plan, invite her to sit next to me, turn down the lights,... when I hear the toilet flush. Ok, she had to poop. Its natural. Flush again. OMG, what a load she must have dropped...
  2. stoney

    I lose.

    I just got a call from Wifey. Apparently the sunroof in our new Forester didn't close all the way when we last drove it. It's been pouring rain for the last three days. I'm heading home to check the damage now, but.it sounds like the front half of the interior is a.total loss.... I cant swear...
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