grab a mop!

you're needed to hold the boom mic, and then grab a jizzmop afterward: Sex Offered as Compensation for War Crimes if VB's not available, perhaps mike rowe?

1,000 barrels (42,000 gallons) per day leaking into the Gulf of Mexico. Oil spill is 80 miles across, and expected to make landfall by Saturday despite frantic efforts to contain it. Is it me or are the normal media outlets completely silent about this (I don't have a tv so it might be on 24/7...