this thread sucks

  1. jonKranked

    why I hate St. Patrick's Day!

    Actually, I hate all holidays that celebrate ethnic heritage. You should only be allowed to celebrate if you actually have that ethnicity as part of your lineage. #1 - I'm sick of frat boys parading around in green shirts and floppy green hats saying stupid catch phrases "kiss me I'm Irish"...
  2. MMike

    Dumb thing I saw the other day....

    Mother, 3-4 year-old kid and dog (looked like maybe a boxer) walking down the street. The street she chose to walk down was a 50 mph, two-lane "highway"....main artery to get from one part of town to another....but speed limit is 50mph. So going for a nice pleasant walk along the...
  3. Rip

    NBC PWNS Peta?

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/bestoftv/2009/01/28/hln.veg.too.hot.tv.cnn HA.
  4. Rip

    ZOMG! Zombie Sighting in Texas....

    http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,484326,00.html Oh wait, nevermind.
  5. loco-gringo

    What's up with all the ass kissing???

    Why do people constantly confirm that Westy and JeremyR are funny??? It's like calling "car back" on a road ride along the frontage road in rush hour. We get it. We have gotten it for like 5 years. They are both comic geniuses with stupid fast wit. I don't mind props, but for cryin' out loud...
  6. cannondalejunky

    rm word of the day

    Substantialiscious look it up, first person to come up with a sentence that actually makes sense...gets pos rep
  7. loco-gringo


    How will we survive the playoff season without .Pitsteelers to tell us what to expect???
  8. loco-gringo

    I found the most amazing thing ever...

    Batter Blaster - http://www.batterblaster.com/index.php What a horrible name, but brilliant idea. I made waffles Saturday morning and wanted to kill myself. I suspect this tastes horrible, but will be easy. Besides, who can say they would really walk by a can of pancake mix that dispenses like...
  9. MMike

    Meaningless pseudo milestones that I remember for some reason.

    Today is the 20 year anniversary of my getting my driver's license. There ya go. Yes.....this thread sucks.
  10. DirtMcGirk

    I want to be a hooker when I grow up

    Watching CNBC tonight I have concluded that when I grow up I want to be a hooker. Mind you, like the Grandma in Beerfest, I agree that the end of the day we're all whores, that's not the point. I want someone to pay me for sex. It fits with my moral fiber. And if I did it right, I...
  11. MMike

    Other peoples' music

    So I'm driving in today. My mp3 and FM transmitter in full effect. A guy pulls up beside me and I start getting interference. So I pause my music, and I can clearly hear the other guy's. He was a kid in a lowered Civic, with baseball cap on backwards.....totally rocking out to Gloria...
  12. MMike

    Something occurred to me...

    What if we've been wrong all along, and the bird WASN'T the word? I don't even want to think that..... Now I'm frightened.... Won't someone please hold me? And not just my head....and not in the toilet. Yes I'm talking to YOU, Roger!!!
  13. stevew

    hideous, vile, creature...

    how can guy ritchie climb on that thing......
  14. Da Peach

    Holy crow!

    I was driving in to work this morning, the sun was rising over the distant mountains. Orange sky, silhouette of the mountains...quite beautiful. As I was cursing some knob-end for doing something stupid in his car, I looked up to the heavens asking the supreme being to smite the offender. In...
  15. MMike

    In case there was any question that I was awesome....

    ....this should eliminate all doubt. That's me.....a great mind....
  16. T

    HAHAHAHA.... Somebody was pissed at Craigslist today

    I must be a Craig's list douche bag. (World wide) Reply to: see below Date: 2008-09-10, 8:41PM PDT What is the deal with Craig's list douche bags? #1: I'm trying to sell a car for $500 to $2k over blue book when the dealers are trying like hell to just will sell one for book...
  17. BurlyShirley

    GIS... I hate it.

    I've had a few software classes over years, but... this is a real pain in the ass. I thought I would be super-student this go-around, taking this class at night beyond my normal load, and really try to juice up my resume by claiming to be competent with this stuff... what a mistake. The LAST...
  18. lamp


    So, just over a week ago I was doing some energetic headbanging. My head has been hurting for the past week; especially when I bend over. Last night was my first night sober in a week. Today, my head feels better. What was the cause?
  19. jebfour

    Billy Mays - Is there anyhting he won't pimp?

    Orange oil, super absorbent towels, and now some silly-ass crazy glue. Place your projections as to the next quality product this guy will "market"
  20. W

    It's ok Beckham, we understand [pic]

    http://www.freshbite.info/fnews_1219731821_10847.htm David Beckham get caught by his wife looking somewhere he shouldn't.