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  1. MMike

    In case there was any question that I was awesome....

    ....this should eliminate all doubt. That's me.....a great mind....
  2. stinkyboy

    Conversations Overheard at Work

    "Do you have time to put an email into a document?" "You mean copy and paste?" "Well, maybe retype it..." :bonk:
  3. Spero

    Nmae your junk

    http://www.blogthings.com/penisnamegenerator/ "El Presidente." :shocked:
  4. Sandwich

    Reverse Gear Snobbery?

    So I was in Waynesboro, VA the other weekend visiting my folks for the 3day. We were out looking for cigars and we passed by a cycle-recycle bike shop. We stopped by to check it out, and after looking over the parts and being relatively unimpressed with most of their prices, I asked the guy...
  5. B

    I did something stupid.

    Warning: Lots of camera and computer terms contained within. On the 4th of July, there was an epic BBQ at my house. I was hammered for approximately 12 hours, and 80 people showed up to join in the festivities. Myself and my roomie were running around with my camera (a digital SLR), taking lots...
  6. MMike

    Out of curiosity....(Coors, Axe, Bud etc... camps)

    So I've seen these commercials for these supposed camps... apparently busting at the seems with hot chicks. What exactly goes on? Are the chicks hookers? Strippers? or the much-preferred chicks with low esteem who drink a lot? Are you guaranteed to get some? Or is it just a few days a...
  7. sanjuro

    Fall Out Boy is ghey!!!!

    What a surprise!
  8. jebfour

    Guitar Hero....what am I missing?

    So during another youtube search I came across . Now I admit that I have never played or seen Guitar Hero, but apparently you play a fake guitar to the "tab" on the screen. For what that game costs, why don't kids just buy a cheap guitar from the pawn shop and learn the real thing?? Do...
  9. DirtMcGirk

    Taco Bell Over Dose...

    I just spent $14.53 at Taco Bell. I had three grilled steak tacos. Two bean burritos A soft taco a grilled steak quesidilla. I think I am going to puke.
  10. ultraNoob

    How much is your life worth?

    ... apparently, this guy's life was only worth $382,712. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25461646?GT1=43001
  11. DirtMcGirk

    I miss the Search Cloud

    Where did it go? Seeing several words grow in size made me happy...
  12. pedalkicker

    Gas Prices???

    Who cares when u can own this!!!
  13. MMike

    Witnessed an "altercation" at my daughter's ballet class.

    So yesterday was "ballet school" as Emily calls it. The girls are in the class.....we parents are outside watching. So this one woman (who has always had "the crazy eyes")....and actually....this woman is the most stereotypical...(and my apologies to the dirty, stinking jews here)...
  14. DirtMcGirk

    God I miss Maury...

    We haven't had cable in a long time as I am pretty sure its how the government controls my brain. However, its rare gems like this that I really miss... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie"...
  15. X3pilot

    Friday swimwear tips

  16. MMike

    Rep points - units of measure

    I've been thinking that calling them rep "points" is rather generic and humdrum. I think rather than points they should be "Bacon slices"...or "Murdered hobos". People would leave rep comments like "I approve of you post. Here's a "dead whore baby" for you". "Points" = teh lamez.....
  17. loco-gringo

    Custom title protest...

    I say they are all earned and such, but they should be realistic. Most often times they are even true, but saying anyone is dumber than n8 is just wrong. It's not possible, me thinks. Dirt McGirk is certainly dumb, but let's be realistic. I'm trying not to fight the man these days, but this...
  18. r464

    Things not to type into Google image search

    Apparently: rusty trombone
  19. BurlyShirley

    Bloody Noses: It's that time of the year?

    Anyone else get their usual skull periods about this time of year? Gets cold and dry out and I start man-struating from the sinuses. Incredibly frustrating. ...they need to make midget tampons so that they can also be used for noses.