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I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,745
10,695
MTB New England
According to the internet, National Guacamole Day is Sept 16. Why are lies being spread here?

I got 10 beautiful, glorious, awe-inspiring hours of sleep last night, broken up by an hour at 4:30 AM due to the dog. But still, I feel rested. Gonna hop on the tri bike and go pedaling for a bit. Wife and I had MTB plans today but she now has to work and I won't MTB without her because that would make her sad.
 

rideit

Bob the Builder
Aug 24, 2004
24,694
12,486
In the cleavage of the Tetons
Driving to Idaho Falls to pick up 130 linear feet of fencing material. Bend me over gently, p,ease.
Might bring a bike, but I’m a little leery of leaving that much lumber on a trailer at a trailhead.
So, now that I think about it, maybe when I get home.
 

jstuhlman

bagpipe wanker
Dec 3, 2009
17,343
14,179
Cackalacka du Nord
ooof. dragged myself out of bed to take the kiddo to his group ride. dragged myself around the trails. maybe go spectate the pumptrack regional championship races later...
 
Can see at least two more chipmunks running around out there. Caught four the other day. Let’s see if I can catch them.
2:14 PM 5/7/2021
one relocated, sum = 21
6:13 PM 5/8/2021
one relocated, sum = 22
7:26 PM 5/9/2021
one relocated, sum = 23
2:47 PM 5/11/2021
one relocated, sum = 24
2:34 PM 5/13/2021
one relocated, sum = 25
10:52 AM 5/15/2021
one relocated, sum = 26
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,758
8,757
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Rented this above to move this below up to the mountain house tomorrow. Liftgate! It’s a 2022, gas, E-350 chassis cab box van. Turns out the rental place is a mere mile from me.

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StiHacka

Compensating for something
Jan 4, 2013
21,560
12,508
In hell. Welcome!
Great ride with @Sandwich this afternoon although I felt weird with elevated HR, likely a courtesy of Pfizer #2. It was hot, too - 74F today vs 47F when I rode a week ago. Sandwich tried to seduce me with his flying pigs socks but I resisted. 10/10, we shall repeat soon again.
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
22,056
12,782
I have no idea where I am
2:14 PM 5/7/2021
one relocated, sum = 21
6:13 PM 5/8/2021
one relocated, sum = 22
7:26 PM 5/9/2021
one relocated, sum = 23
2:47 PM 5/11/2021
one relocated, sum = 24
2:34 PM 5/13/2021
one relocated, sum = 25
10:52 AM 5/15/2021
one relocated, sum = 26
You have a relocation spreadsheet ? I have 100 square feet of very nutrient rich ground Currently.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,815
27,031
media blackout
17 mile ride this morning. Was home, showered, and lunched in time to go get the wife from the hospital for discharge. Stopped for her new meds on the way home. Home now, beer and guitar on the deck. Tired and not planning on going anywhere the rest of the day. Gonna make some wings and get in the hot tub later.
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
22,056
12,782
I have no idea where I am
17 mile ride this morning. Was home, showered, and lunched in time to go get the wife from the hospital for discharge. Stopped for her new meds on the way home. Home now, beer and guitar on the deck. Tired and not planning on going anywhere the rest of the day. Gonna make some wings and get in the hot tub later.
Whoa, wifey in hospital ? Que ?
 

6thElement

Schrodinger's Immigrant
Jul 29, 2008
17,232
14,709
Had margarita, salt on the rim, lime and holy guacamole this morning.

Now considering an EKG in the klondike as it's about 90 outside and I've already been roasted on a ride once this week.