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Coffee...
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals. Time for coffee, pooping, then trying to find a liquor store open so I can make eggnog to take skiing.
I wished my family liked duck.
I wished my wife liked turkey. Oh well, duck it is.
we set our kids clocks back an hour. win. coffee, coffee, coffee, bacon. cornish game hens getting roasted s00n.
have a happy whatever ya celebrate, fellas.
have a happy whatever ya celebrate, fellas.
Christmas
coffee, cubing beef to make chili , Its raining but it should stop by noon so I can go ride.
The wife woke us all up at 6 the open presents.
Coffeed, dog walked, presents opened. Time to make waffles.Apparently we are all going to see the Monet's in Denver tomorrow. I am, as the French say, le excited.
Went out with buzz saw on stick, spent a bunch of time cutting down buckthorn and Japanese honeysuckle.
That's either a little turkey or a big air fryer
I do not have to make any rings today. Perhaps some time in the woods is in order.
Happy Holidays trail rats.
Happy Holidays trail rats.
Colorado man robbed bank, immediately threw cash in air yelling ‘Merry Christmas’
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No meth no Florida manColorado man robbed bank, immediately threw cash in air yelling ‘Merry Christmas’
A Colorado Springs, Colo., robber was anything but discreet after he stole thousands from a downtown bank on Monday afternoon, with witnesses saying he immediately ran outside and yelled “Mer…thehill.com
Holiday party got sufficiently weird last night. One of the female guests received a one piece bathing suit with a “Borat green slingshot mankini and body hair” print on it. She modeled it, of course. Then things proceeded as you would expect from there.
Did you try it on, too?
Not this time.
Step 1: complain about lack of sleep because kids
Step 2: get kids harmonicas
I wonder what Step 3 is going to be?
Ugh. Nice weather is totally offset by lingering ice on sidewalks and shitty trails in the woods. What a waste of perfectly good holiday time. 
A third kid, I assume?Step 1: complain about lack of sleep because kids
Step 2: get kids harmonicas
I wonder what Step 3 is going to be?
Oh it's not the kids fault I don't get enough sleep. The earliest either of them ever get up is 7. My daughter usually sleeps until around 8. We had to wake her up for Christmas today.Step 1: complain about lack of sleep because kids
Step 2: get kids harmonicas
I wonder what Step 3 is going to be?
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Merry Christmas Monkeys!
I did not get a bike this year.
www.bbc.com
I did not get a bike this year.
Bike for Christmas: When all kids wanted was a BMX - BBC News
Was a new bike for Christmas better then the high-tech toys in Santa's sack today?
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Does everyone have coveralls? Who plays washtub bass?
Mmmmmm... fatty duck.