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Story time with jdcamb,
On this day 239 years ago Jesus descended from Bethlehem by way of Doylestown. He arrived just in time to help George Washington cross the Delaware and slaughter the English heathens and get to the KFC on Princeton Ave as it closes at 8pm on the holidays. Jesus and George had some downtime and they wrote the Constitution also. They had a grand old time as George grew some of the best Kind Bud in the colonies. After they finished writing the Constitution they b-lined it to Trenton to get KFC. Upon arriving in Trenton they ran into a British Garrison. Jesus and George proceeded to slaughter the British troops with Samurai Swords in a cruel and vicious display of colonial Ninja skills. Years before Jesus taught George how to be a Ninja. The scene from Monty Pythons were the french troops farted in the General Direction of King Aurthur, was actually lifted from the British Garrison troops reaction to Jesus asking them for Directions to Warren avenue. Because they got lost downtown with all those stupid ass one-way streets. George bought Jesus a 20 piece family meal because it was his birthday. He also wanted to thank him for running ahead of the boats so that they all could get across the Delaware safely and the ink on the Constitution hadn't dried yet and Kinkos was closed as it was Christmas. After that Jesus took the train to NY to get pizza at Famous Rays on Bleecker before he caught a flight back to Jerusalem. Even back then you needed to give yourself extra time to get to JFK from Penn Station.
On this day 239 years ago Jesus descended from Bethlehem by way of Doylestown. He arrived just in time to help George Washington cross the Delaware and slaughter the English heathens and get to the KFC on Princeton Ave as it closes at 8pm on the holidays. Jesus and George had some downtime and they wrote the Constitution also. They had a grand old time as George grew some of the best Kind Bud in the colonies. After they finished writing the Constitution they b-lined it to Trenton to get KFC. Upon arriving in Trenton they ran into a British Garrison. Jesus and George proceeded to slaughter the British troops with Samurai Swords in a cruel and vicious display of colonial Ninja skills. Years before Jesus taught George how to be a Ninja. The scene from Monty Pythons were the french troops farted in the General Direction of King Aurthur, was actually lifted from the British Garrison troops reaction to Jesus asking them for Directions to Warren avenue. Because they got lost downtown with all those stupid ass one-way streets. George bought Jesus a 20 piece family meal because it was his birthday. He also wanted to thank him for running ahead of the boats so that they all could get across the Delaware safely and the ink on the Constitution hadn't dried yet and Kinkos was closed as it was Christmas. After that Jesus took the train to NY to get pizza at Famous Rays on Bleecker before he caught a flight back to Jerusalem. Even back then you needed to give yourself extra time to get to JFK from Penn Station.
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Christmas spirit, my ass.
Christmas spirit, my ass.