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  1. Full Trucker

    Full Trucker Frikkin newb!!!

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    Is that the one with Sarah Vandella? I found her performance in "Make My Wife Squirt" to be much more compelling.
     
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  2. mandown

    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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    Yesterday, I said I’d do it all in memes.
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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  4. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    At my old ops job, I was the one that told my boss this. :D
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    the way our company is setup, our pay increases and annual bonus are linked to performance review, so for us it's pretty damn important.
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    i'm in a 3 day training. the coffee is terrible.
     
  7. Full Trucker

    Full Trucker Frikkin newb!!!

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    Say, you don't think there's any way I can get that quarter from underneath your pointy boot, do ya?

    Little Debbie, Little Debbie!

     
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  8. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    God help me, but I love those things. :drool:
     
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  9. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    you make me walk...like a camel
     
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    rideit Bob the Builder

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    SS loves creampies.
    You read it here first.
     
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  11. Full Trucker

    Full Trucker Frikkin newb!!!

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    One of those things saved my life in Moab.

    True Fact™
     
  12. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    @Westy .....next staff meeting/conference call/bullshit business trip....words to live by...

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  13. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    mahfuckin fudge rounds for me....
     
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    roflbox roflborx

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    swiss rolls
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  15. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    there should a a steel time out cage in the middle of the airport for fucksticks like that
     
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    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Like crack.
     
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    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Alternately:

     
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    rideit Bob the Builder

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  19. CrabJoe StretchPants

    CrabJoe StretchPants Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick

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    Oh, ours is too......but it's pretty much "unless you're a complete idiot, you'll get 100%+ of your bonus/raise"
     
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    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    Should resist teh google but probably wont. :busted:
     
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    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    In my former life incentive pay was targeted at 25% of base (for average performance). In theory payouts could max at 200% of that. This is where my bikes and news cars came from so I was very tuned into performance metrics and reviews. Raises are like compound interest, you want every sliver of a percent you can get.
     
  22. stoney

    stoney Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde

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    Conference call over. You know when a group uses a program, how they should be involved with it's replacement? That's not what I just experienced. Great program and will be way better than current once fully developed, but we really should have been more involved. Not just mgmt, but the monkeys in the trenches, because we know how the programs actually need to work.
     
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    mandown Poopdeck Repost

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  24. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    No you don't. The architects will take care of all that... the people actually DOING the work don't have any idea what the program should do. :rolleyes:
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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  26. stoney

    stoney Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde

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    There are weaknesses to the existing program that the internal team has found work around's for. The external team was not aware of these solutions and were the ones involved in the new program build. I use the program 8hrs/day and have for 3 yrs (most sr); their most sr has maybe 8hrs/month for the last 5 years. Different animal entirely...
     
  27. TN

    TN Hey baby, want a hot dog?

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    She was at the zenith of her career for that role.
     
  28. junkyard

    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    Did a performance review yesterday for all my employees. It went like this: "Hey Jessie I think we should give everyone but diego a raise. "(diego started 2 weeks ago and got 3 days off paid for 4th of july). She replied: " Hows 10% sound."

    Then i went mountain biking. First time in a while after work, need to do that more. Brought home a pizza for the family. Karla was drunk, PMSing and shaving three of the five dogs. I got yelled at, but was apologized at in the morning.
     
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  29. StiHacka

    StiHacka Compensating for something

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    Sounds like you should be starring in your own reality show.
     
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  30. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Don't question the architect. They know what's best for you...

    :D
     
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    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    We got interviewed for one I think. But the lizards said documentary so we talked about recycling and the environmental stuff of the business. My sisters weren’t there so we didn’t get a chance to do something crazy or have a fight. Everyone is too private to do a show anyways and low key.
     
  32. Adventurous

    Adventurous Starshine Bro

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    Yep, sounds about right.
     
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    rockofullr confused

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    It's 3:30 and I'm the only one in the office and I have my bike in the truck outside the window just looking at me, waiting to go.

    Any guesses as to what's gonna happen?
     
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    junkyard You might feel a little prick.

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    Tacos?
     
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  35. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    Oh - and just in case there was any question...

    FUCK COMPUTERS

    :mad:
     
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    rockofullr confused

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    It's an option.... endless possibilities
     
  37. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

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    holy smokes, now I want tacos too!
     
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    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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    LOL my British Buddies on FB have been going off all week on how they will win the World Cup. They got eliminated today so to add some salt I posted this on all their pages

     
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    eric strt6 Resident Curmudgeon

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  40. SkaredShtles

    SkaredShtles I love NEWCASTLE and will ONLY drink NEWCASTLE!!!!

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    You do realize that *Croatia* beat England today, right?