I wouldn't hold much hope in this.. unless you like your job?
Yup. You know one secret to eating more rational-sized portions? Get smaller plates.
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It RAINED! It was awesome. Except it's supposed to stay cloudy and we might not get to see the meteor shower now. You win some, you lose some! Also... this just made my job more fun today--ahhh property management 
Months of no rain + sudden downpour = Urban geyser
Months of no rain + sudden downpour = Urban geyser
Several years ago I went to the Post office to ship an order to New Mexico. The postal woman who was waiting on me turned to her coworker and asked, "What is the code and do we ship there ?" He replied, "New Mexico is in the United States." Truly amazing that these folks are gainfully employed.
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Just tried to rep you for traveling and attitude adjustment, but was denied. So jealous...
he does. you must have to spread*. I got you covered.
*rep. You must have to spread rep before you can give some to JBP again....
I take it you replace balls with boobs for the other gender?
Also, don't get me started on the post office here. I have 40 commercial tenants, and not only can the guy not get mail to the correct suite, I often get mail for completely different addresses. Sometimes down the street, sometimes for a different city. Mind bottling!
what is worse is the seemingly child size toilets that are in hotels now...no fun taking a dump with your junk hanging over the front of the shitter when you sit down.
Errr... I was assuming this was. I think restaurants might balk if you request a plate-size.
where can i get a good blood sausage here?
order a kids meal....?Errr... I was assuming this was. I think restaurants might balk if you request a plate-size.
wait ... what?
Huh, haven't had to hang it over the edge, but I do know quite well how extremely creepy it is when the tip hits the inside of the bowl. Makes me want to boil my junk in bleach.
Good god man, you live in LA. A good Carniceria ought to be able to hook you up. If not there, surely there is a specialty food vendor somewhere in the city.
yeah. no quiero carnicería style.
The toilets in my mother in law's pre-war Seattle house are all tiny front to back. The ween to anus distance is too small on them, in other words. I do not like them.
Picked up the next two this afternoon at my ubs.
Forest fire is raging on over 6000 acres about 40 miles away. Smoke and 100 degree heat makes a humid hot mess.
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Afternoon Monkeys.
Pending recovered bodies and closet skeletons, I accepted a job yesterday an hour after the interview. Its contract to hire, but does come with bennies and some perks. 20 minute shorter commute will be nice, too. 2 more weeks of vacation before I have to get up in the morning again, yay.
Pending recovered bodies and closet skeletons, I accepted a job yesterday an hour after the interview. Its contract to hire, but does come with bennies and some perks. 20 minute shorter commute will be nice, too. 2 more weeks of vacation before I have to get up in the morning again, yay.
Rode the Thuper Awethum trail this evening and paid some trail dues with the folding saw.
Nao salad, and (Toshi, ready for this) chicken satay.
Nao salad, and (Toshi, ready for this) chicken satay.