[stevew]

So not a chunk of shale then?

and @stevew surely you got my seashells reference?

uhhh....nope....never seen that movie

the one time i came close to shitting myself on the beach in california i brown capped it from the beach back up to the porta john at the trailhead and ripped up a spare tshirt for the lack of tp.....gildan cotton tees are your friend.....

 

[kidwoo]

Had to blow some some mud about half way down a long shuttle in Pisgah.

okay didn't need that part

Made since, they're polished smooth.

can't argue with science

One rock, multiple wipes.

there we go

Just dip the rock in the water as needed.

coal and pork industry perspective on 'downstream', gotcha






So anyway, I keep a small bag of kleenex tissues in my backpack because it's seems kinda obvious to me to do this and avoid all this really scary butt stuff (IE: not the good kind!)

 

[rideit]

, I haven't checked your onlyfans account)

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[kidwoo]

don’t forget I have your credit card number, dear subscriber!

I'm helping!

We have a mutually beneficial content creator/john relationship

#nobuttshreds

 

[rideit]

I might have to do a ‘volcanic rock special edition butt-squirt‘ for you next month in Hawaii. Unless I can find some exotic birds up there.

 

[Changleen]

I used to carry some rolled up tp in a plastic bag for years in my camelback, but in 100s of rides, I never needed it. Poop before you ride, you weirdos.

 

[Changleen]

I might have to do a ‘volcanic rock special edition butt-squirt‘ for you next month in Hawaii. Unless I can find some exotic birds up there.

‘Arrowhead shaped pumice’.

 

[kidwoo]

I used to carry some rolled up tp in a plastic bag for years in my camelback, but in 100s of rides, I never needed it. Poop before you ride, you weirdos.

'when nature calls'



your bitch ass better answer!!!


For real though if I do anything before 10am (ski, pedal, ride a motorized thing) it's gonna happen whether I force the sphinx or not. I blame two decades of working in an office driving biological adaptation on a coffee schedule but it is what it is. I'm powerless to resist. And I never stuck no rock up my butt (for poop at least).

I can tell you where not to walk on a few mountains in canada however..... But they have socialized medicine, IE: broad leafed deciduous plants

 

[jstuhlman]

okay didn't need that part



can't argue with science



there we go



coal and pork industry perspective on 'downstream', gotcha






So anyway, I keep a small bag of kleenex tissues in my backpack because it's seems kinda obvious to me to do this and avoid all this really scary butt stuff (IE: not the good kind!)

*endurbrofannypack

 

[kidwoo]

*endurbrofannypack

the source and cause of all human misery to be fair....

no room for shit tickets, no time for that!