Oh yeah!!!!
We'll see about that young man.
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We'll see about that young man.
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Glad to hear you had a great weekend. Mine went stellar as well. Friday night, hooked up with my girlfriend. Saturday night, laid in bed with two of my good looking friends who happen to be girls, and hooked up with the both of them at the same time!!!
After getting NOTHING for months, this weekend has been QUITE good to me!
Glad to hear you had a great weekend. Mine went stellar as well. Friday night, hooked up with my girlfriend. Saturday night, laid in bed with two of my good looking friends who happen to be girls, and hooked up with the both of them at the same time!!!
After getting NOTHING for months, this weekend has been QUITE good to me!
why dont you like walnuts? is it because i am on top?
it has nothing to do with the fact that you were recently on top, I'll explain.
First off, i don't like the taste. Peanuts are far better.
Second off, I got hit by a walnut in the chest by my stupid friends. This wouldn't be so bad except that they shot it out of my potato cannon. It can shoot walnuts at 350 feet per second. I had a bruise covering my entire left chest for weeks. That sucked. It actually didn't really hurt at all, but the bruise was VERY disconcerting.
Phucking walnuts.
First off, i don't like the taste. Peanuts are far better.
Second off, I got hit by a walnut in the chest by my stupid friends. This wouldn't be so bad except that they shot it out of my potato cannon. It can shoot walnuts at 350 feet per second. I had a bruise covering my entire left chest for weeks. That sucked. It actually didn't really hurt at all, but the bruise was VERY disconcerting.
Phucking walnuts.
For clarification, the walnut shot out of the potato gun wasn't going nearly top speed of 350. They only pumped it up half way (they claim), so I'm thinking more in the ballpark of 200 fps. Still no fun. Don't let people shoot walnuts at you.
ahhaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
jorvik got shot with a wal nut jorvick got shot with a wal nut!
hahahah im on top
jorvik got shot with a wal nut jorvick got shot with a wal nut!
hahahah im on top
nope
i agree
nope what?
nope to t he fact that your not on top? oh yah ok
nope to t he fact that your not on top? oh yah ok
Actually... yeah.
Isn't grammar a bitch? :devil:
What's a "dito"?? 
You're both invading my personal bubble. LEAVE NOW BEFORE IT POPS FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Alas poor Jorvik I knew him well........*sigh*
To post or not to post, that is the hackneyed plagiarism.
....no Matter for I am on top in my accustomed place.....to the manner born one might even say.
man am I running out of ways to be original in this thread.
To post or not to post, that is the hackneyed plagiarism.
....no Matter for I am on top in my accustomed place.....to the manner born one might even say.
man am I running out of ways to be original in this thread.
DaveW spake soothe.
you were at one time bloodaxe right?
then tell me.....
wtf does keep it slappy, slappy like the wolf and something else i dont remember mean! its been haunting me dude.
ah, a question!
If I told you that you'd know everything, now wouldn't you?
Here's an example. Lets say you just found out your girlfriend is having an affair with your dog. I don't know what you'd do in this situation, but I'd try to keep it as slappy as possible.
It can mean whatever you want it to mean, and it totally mindphucks people.
If I told you that you'd know everything, now wouldn't you?
Here's an example. Lets say you just found out your girlfriend is having an affair with your dog. I don't know what you'd do in this situation, but I'd try to keep it as slappy as possible.
It can mean whatever you want it to mean, and it totally mindphucks people.
It's times like this that I'm glad that there is a large body of water called the Pacific Ocean in between where Jorvic lives and where I live.Originally posted by Jorvik
ah, a question!
If I told you that you'd know everything, now wouldn't you?
Here's an example. Lets say you just found out your girlfriend is having an affair with your dog. I don't know what you'd do in this situation, but I'd try to keep it as slappy as possible.
It can mean whatever you want it to mean, and it totally mindphucks people.
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in that case id slap my G/F and then id slap my dog with a rolled up newspaper, could that be considered kepping it slappy?Originally posted by Jorvik
ah, a question!
If I told you that you'd know everything, now wouldn't you?
Here's an example. Lets say you just found out your girlfriend is having an affair with your dog. I don't know what you'd do in this situation, but I'd try to keep it as slappy as possible.
It can mean whatever you want it to mean, and it totally mindphucks people.
or would joining in be keeping it slappy
is this slappy term some new sexual preference?
Ahh young Grasshopper.
We live in a Universe of infinite possibility's...this is but one of them.
Of course this one is from an extremely twisted and perverted Universe of infinite possibility's one inhabited mainly by a strange breed called Jorvick's!!
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You might be distressed that I may be heading to NZ this April if I get my scholarship!Originally posted by DaveW
It's times like this that I'm glad that there is a large body of water called the Pacific Ocean in between where Jorvic lives and where I live.
Save your parents 130000 dollars and they tend to let you do whatever you want.
well when you get there dont forget to go and keep it slappy with daveWOriginally posted by Jorvik
You might be distressed that I may be heading to NZ this April if I get my scholarship!
Save your parents 130000 dollars and they tend to let you do whatever you want.
or if you get good grades....
damn spanish!!!! my only bad grade!!!!!!
all b's
cept for spanish! a D! :angry: :angry:
(really, it is my fault, 2 missing assignments, and a low quiz grade, but still i cna be mad right?!?!?)
damn spanish!!!! my only bad grade!!!!!!
all b's
cept for spanish! a D! :angry: :angry:
(really, it is my fault, 2 missing assignments, and a low quiz grade, but still i cna be mad right?!?!?)
Thank's for the heads up.....I'll alert the border guard straight away!!!Originally posted by Jorvik
You might be distressed that I may be heading to NZ this April if I get my scholarship!
Save your parents 130000 dollars and they tend to let you do whatever you want.
Just so's they can give a right proper slappy welcome.
:devil: 
rar.
I'm actually thinking more heavily into Australia. Either that or just drive my purple van around the northeast here and live out of it for a month. I'm easy to please.
I'm actually thinking more heavily into Australia. Either that or just drive my purple van around the northeast here and live out of it for a month. I'm easy to please.
I bet you did.
no
bah
you've completely bastardized a perfectly useless thread! how dare you
Bloody lil vandal!
I say we should Tie him to the Road bike of shame and flog him to within a inch of his camelbacks life with used SACHS chains.
It'll do the lad some good to get a bit of senseless violence into him. Hooray!
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I say we should Tie him to the Road bike of shame and flog him to within a inch of his camelbacks life with used SACHS chains.
It'll do the lad some good to get a bit of senseless violence into him. Hooray!
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Fantabulous. Back on top at 6 35 in the AM
no your not
plus it was 335 am not 635 duh.....
plus it was 335 am not 635 duh.....
Wasn't there a movement a couple years ago for an "Internet Standard Time"? Seems like they didn't quite succede...
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