jorvik admit it you have no friends becasue you are a buck-toothed baboon.
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No, I have no friends because I hit them in the gonads with my shoe when they try to give me a high five.
hahahah i do that too...
my favorite is "wanna see where the horse bit me?"
(if oyu dont know what that is, you show them your elbow and as they look at it swing your forearm and hit there crotch)
my favorite is "wanna see where the horse bit me?"
(if oyu dont know what that is, you show them your elbow and as they look at it swing your forearm and hit there crotch)
You are a bad person.
So am I.
You'd think I'd like you.
Not so.
I fear you might smell.
So am I.
You'd think I'd like you.
Not so.
I fear you might smell.
That took me to a few popups. Not quite the revenge I thought you were going to go for. Ah, you're young, you'll get better.
that is really a site?
i just typed it in
heh heh that is cool
i just typed it in
heh heh that is cool
You must die, so that I may rule the Downhill Archives with an iron fist!
ALL BOW BEFORE JORVIK!
ALL BOW BEFORE JORVIK!
yah well i will rule with a CRIMSON FIST!!!!!!!!
BUWHAAHAHAHAHAHA
BUWHAAHAHAHAHAHA
uhhhh. k.
<wondering if monkeyboy actually thinks crimson gloves are manly>
<wondering if monkeyboy actually thinks crimson gloves are manly>
well stop wondering
ass
ass
So you DO think crimson gloves are "where its at." Interesting. Monkeyboy, I think you should have a chat with a psychiatrist.
funny the pshyciatrist TOLD me to wear the gloves
jeeeeeeze...monkey boy, you just seem to be getting dumber by the minute. you're ruining this forum. be creative and whatnot...otherwise, we may have to kill you and use your skin as part of an elaborate suit
why kind of elaborate suit?
Quite frankly, Monkeyboy isn't good enough to wear as a pair of slacks, regardless of how supple the tanning process makes the hide. Perhaps a nice bowling ball bag... yes, thats it. Bowling ball bag.
Speaking of using human flesh as a suit, I was watching Manhunter the other day. Man, it completly blows Red Dragon out of the water.
I'm off to feed the tribbles a meal of biscuits and oranges.
a skin suit you dullard
I reckon we are all in agreement. Monkeyboy is a simpleton.
well atleast i dont insult younger children with such pitter-patter like you gentlemen do.
The reason we do this is becuase you insist on misusing words and phrases, such as "pitter patter." Enough of your crass dribble, you are nothing but a dolt.
Listen to Johnny Cash.
Listen to Johnny Cash.
why thank you, i do
Ok, if you really DO listen to Johnny Cash, what would you say is your favorite song from The Man in Black?
well ill have to say that i dont have his albums
BUT!
i do download a lot of his music, and my new favorite is Hurt.
ass
BUT!
i do download a lot of his music, and my new favorite is Hurt.
ass
I knew you'd say that. I KNEW IT.
My favorite is "A Boy Named Sue." No song will ever touch the greatness that is that song. NONE. Granted, Hurt is a great song, but nothing will ever touch "... Sue". Cash seems to be able to make any cover his own song. Listen to "One" off of American III.
My favorite is "A Boy Named Sue." No song will ever touch the greatness that is that song. NONE. Granted, Hurt is a great song, but nothing will ever touch "... Sue". Cash seems to be able to make any cover his own song. Listen to "One" off of American III.
yah i no i am a cheap kid....
all of my money gosinto fixing my bike. so naturally, i download music..
around christmas and my birthday, when i load up on gift cards to Tower records and the Wearhouse etc etc, i will buy CDS but that is about that.
have you heard Liam Lynchs song "united states of wateva"?
that song is HIlarious
all of my money gosinto fixing my bike. so naturally, i download music..
around christmas and my birthday, when i load up on gift cards to Tower records and the Wearhouse etc etc, i will buy CDS but that is about that.
have you heard Liam Lynchs song "united states of wateva"?
that song is HIlarious
That is a funny novelty song, but honestly, why do you shift the music focus from Johnny Cash to a flash in the pan one hit wonder? Sigh.
well, i no it was out of line, but i had just heard it on the radio about 10 minutes before i posted. that was m second time hearing it, so it was stuck in my head
I'll try to forgive you.
thank you for digging deep into your heart to find the decency to try to forgive me
:eviltongu :nuts:
:eviltongu :nuts:
did he say he forgave you?? NO, he said he'd try
wellll Excccccccccccuuuuuuuuuuusssssssssseeeeeeeeee me for making a typo.
Monkeyboy, go eat a pickle.
i hate pickles
i think he meant stick the pickle up your bum
Please do so. And put it in SIDEWAYS!
that would suck, then every time i would fart, it would smell like pickles...
i don't think that'd suck at all
you are both ass fiends.....
Monkeyboy, you need to be smacked with a toilet seat.
a squishy one or a plastic one?
( i wrote this while listenin to jonny cash)
( i wrote this while listenin to jonny cash)
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