As much as I am pleased to know you are listening to Cash, you are still an idiot.
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well answer the question you girl scout cookie!
I'd hit you with an proper porcelain one.
The only way to fly.
The only way to fly.
Way to use non bold type. You didn't convince me, whereas the quote of you on my last post probably had you searching back for pages looking for where you typed that.
Halfwit.
Halfwit.
nowit
oh damn, i thought someone entered our holy domain when i saw the last post by slick50
Yeah, no kidding. I was about to whip out a garden hose and start beating them with it.
After I got done with monkeyboy, of course.
After I got done with monkeyboy, of course.
of course, you dont want to rush into such a relationship...
I'll rush into any damn thing I please, INCLUDING YOUR ASS WITH MY BOOT.
really? what kind of boot? catepillar?
no, you're not deserving of a caterpillar, it'd be a normal shoe with some sheet metal duct taped to the end for extra glide
Monkeyboy, you are an insubordinate simpleton. The proper thing to do for you is to give you a tonic water enema. FEEL THE CLENSING BUBBLES, LOVE THE CLENSING BUBBLES!
just for saying simpleton to insult me practially every other thread, you are a simpelton....
and you're plain dumb
i think you missed a big C (for the cock mongrel you are)
yah well i dotn like youi
I've used "simpleton" twice. I'm going to use it again.
You're a damned simpleton monkeyboy, a damned simpleton.
You're a damned simpleton monkeyboy, a damned simpleton.
i read a very interesting paper today about kangaroos...
i'm coming up northernly way this summer monkey boy. watch what you say or i'll follow through with all of Jerkvic's threats
are you really commin up here?
i would be glad to show you around, and of cousre constanly insult you with the given opportunity...
i would be glad to show you around, and of cousre constanly insult you with the given opportunity...
i might be, but pretty much only for northstar 
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Been a while since I've posted in here...
Been a while since I've posted in here...
Hold me!
what would the baby of a hippopotamus and a racoon look like?
discuss
(no saying it isnt possible)
discuss
(no saying it isnt possible)
Woah.
I had an incident with a racoon today. I was mowing the back lawn, and I saw a lump of fur. Unsure of what it was, I poked it with a stick. It moved a little. It was identified as a rabid racoon. I called my mom, asking if she wanted me to bash it or just let it be. Being the worrier that she is, she said to call animal control to shoot it with a dart. Well, I called the police who informed me that due to budget cuts, the animal control got cut. Now they just send a squad car over. So, the officer comes over, into the back yard and sez "Yup, thats a 'coon alright. I'll shoot it for you." I just nodded in agreement, and prepared to watch the fun. He pulled out his service automatic and shot the little bastard in the neck from 3 feet away. He shot the neck to keep it from "getting messy". We waited for it to die, which took about 7 minutes. While we watched it gasp for air, we talked about killing little furry things. He said that the hardest thing to kill was actually a woodchuck. Said that they're always trying to get back their hole, even when shot.
Fun times.
I had an incident with a racoon today. I was mowing the back lawn, and I saw a lump of fur. Unsure of what it was, I poked it with a stick. It moved a little. It was identified as a rabid racoon. I called my mom, asking if she wanted me to bash it or just let it be. Being the worrier that she is, she said to call animal control to shoot it with a dart. Well, I called the police who informed me that due to budget cuts, the animal control got cut. Now they just send a squad car over. So, the officer comes over, into the back yard and sez "Yup, thats a 'coon alright. I'll shoot it for you." I just nodded in agreement, and prepared to watch the fun. He pulled out his service automatic and shot the little bastard in the neck from 3 feet away. He shot the neck to keep it from "getting messy". We waited for it to die, which took about 7 minutes. While we watched it gasp for air, we talked about killing little furry things. He said that the hardest thing to kill was actually a woodchuck. Said that they're always trying to get back their hole, even when shot.
Fun times.
that is quite possiablly the funniest thing i have ever read in my whole life.
you just made my day, for this, your reward will be great in heaven...
now discuss the coon and hippo thing
you just made my day, for this, your reward will be great in heaven...
now discuss the coon and hippo thing
Well, I think that the pure logistics of a racoon/hippo hybrid are mindboggling. I mean, how can a hippo mount a racoon? Or the other way around. The only thing I can think of is that the racoon would have to lodge itself in the female hippo's birth canal to get its freak on... still, I doubt it'll happen.
a very good point indeed....
Of course its a good point, its mine.
So, monkeyboy, how are the little boys treating you? (On a related note, pedophelia is for youngsters before they hit puberty, statutory rape is after. I didn't know this until a week or so ago.)
So, monkeyboy, how are the little boys treating you? (On a related note, pedophelia is for youngsters before they hit puberty, statutory rape is after. I didn't know this until a week or so ago.)
they are scared of people like you, so i wouldnt know
damn damn damn damn damn damn
my job had a lot of people return from last year, so no spots for me, hence no money, at least for a little while. at least my other job still wants me
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no dh bike this year
my job had a lot of people return from last year, so no spots for me, hence no money, at least for a little while. at least my other job still wants me
: no dh bike this year
THat sucks! im sorry!
will you have your old dh bike? or any bike?
will you have your old dh bike? or any bike?
yes, well, i think child labor laws prohibit what i was doing, but bullocks to the rules. i have no dh bike, merely a bike that ride really weird thanks to the boxxer team i bough in preparation and of course, i'll always have my hardtail
good to hear
well
my hardtail is my dh bike
and my everything else biek too
so atleast you ave 2 biked!
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my hardtail is my dh bike
and my everything else biek too
so atleast you ave 2 biked!
it is nice, but sometimes it seems like more trouble than it's worth, however i worked my arse off and i'm happy to be here, yet i still have no car.
my schedule for the summer was looking like this:
lifeguard from either 9-5, 10-6, 11-7, and then one day of 12-6
then work 4 nights a week from 9pm-3am at a bowling alley, but i was lucky enough to schedule my days off so i had a hellish week then a nice, restfull weekend
My work now is all strictly under the table construction work. Its pretty sweet, 10 bucks an hour no tax. My next job is going to be a bit more demanding as I enlisted in the US Marine Corps today. Oo rah.
just curious, why?
i dont mean to be offensive....
i dont mean to be offensive....
No offense taken in the least.
I joined for a myriad of reasons. I joined because I feel I owe my country for the overly comfortable life I've lived to date. I joined because of the impression I got once I saw my first Marine. I joined because I need the challenge in my life. I joined because I want to be able to put on that uniform and say "I am a MARINE."
And I get to play with guns.
I joined for a myriad of reasons. I joined because I feel I owe my country for the overly comfortable life I've lived to date. I joined because of the impression I got once I saw my first Marine. I joined because I need the challenge in my life. I joined because I want to be able to put on that uniform and say "I am a MARINE."
And I get to play with guns.
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