[monkeyboy424]

LOL

i saw that thread, and dont worry i stood up of our little meeting place....

 

[Jorvik]

Yeah, I was scared for a moment.

Monkeyboy is an idiot.

 

[monkeyboy424]

i have said before, and i can say it again....

go suck a lemon

 

[Jorvik]

Monkeyboy, I'm going to stomp down on your grape so hard that your eyes will pop out. Fool.

 

[monkeyboy424]

hey way to steal that from Echo

or maybe not, he said he woudl kick somone in the grapes until there eyes popped out

so im sorry

anyway

hows it hangin?

 

[Jorvik]

I most certainly did not steal that from Echo. That is from SSGT Marino from my recruiting station. I quote "Realistically, if you stomp on that <explitive deleted>'s grape with your combat boot, his eyes will pop out."

 

[monkeyboy424]

AWSOME!

i hope i get to meet you one day jorvik, you have an awsome brain....

 

[Jorvik]

Of course you would. I'm a beast.

 

[monkeyboy424]

awsomeness

who is dickta?

 

[Jorvik]

ditka.

Your ignorence is amazing, ESPECIALLY given the abundence of SNL reruns.

Fool.

 

[amateur]

alrighty kids, i thought i'd share a bit of hard learned wisdome from tonight
stay far afar far far far far far away from the flavored bacardis

 

[Jorvik]

You shouldn't be touching that stuff anyways. For the wimmins, not us men.

And speaking of last night, I'm ****ing HUNG OVER.

 

[monkeyboy424]

have no fear monkey boy is here!

i was away for a week, but now i am back, waiting for my self esteem level to be lowred by the likes of yous twos....

 

[Jorvik]

I had a severe lack of little bitch during the past week. Good thing you're back.

 

[monkeyboy424]

yah it is good thing

i feel happy

i was hitting large jumps at the place i was vacationing at, well large for me anyway.

 

[Jorvik]

You know what else is large? Your stupidity.






That sucked, I know, I'm sorry. I've had a good day. Some would say too good a day to be posting on a message board. Some would also say that I'm not making sense. Some would ALSO say that I just kicked them in the nuts for talking too much.

 

[monkeyboy424]

yah well you accomplished what i wrote my self esteem is now lower

congratulations


ass

 

[Jorvik]

You need a garden hose shoved up ya bum and turned on full blast. That'll teach you.

 

[monkeyboy424]

i would also feel clean for years, meaning i wouldnt have to wipe

 

[Jorvik]

Wow, something you said actually made sense. Good job.

 

[monkeyboy424]

hey thanks

actually, i have been making sense for quite a while, its just that you have been under the influence of something every time youve read my posts.......

 

[Jorvik]

Well, yeah, ever since I finished school (for life? weird) I've noticed that my drinking has really been picking up. After my first year of the discovery of alcohol, I decided to only allow myself a couple drinks with friends and the like. Now I'm drinking like a fish again, much worse than before in fact. And I like it. :devil:

 

[amateur]

Originally posted by Jorvik
Well, yeah, ever since I finished school (for life? weird) I've noticed that my drinking has really been picking up. After my first year of the discovery of alcohol, I decided to only allow myself a couple drinks with friends and the like. Now I'm drinking like a fish again, much worse than before in fact. And I like it. :devil:

Hmmm... I've found jsut the opposite. Now that it's summer, I'm drinking a whole lot less. During the schoolyeaer it'd be like 3-5x a week, and now, it's been almost 3 weeks
I don't mind it, but, I guess depression is gone? It'll be interesting to see if it picks up again in Sept.

 

[Jorvik]

You just arn't living your summer the way it is supposed to be lived. Well, this is my last summer of youth, so I'm gonna enjoy it.

 

[monkeyboy424]

have either of you guys seen adam sandlers skit on SNL as the cajun man?

for some reason your conversations made me think of that...

 

[Jorvik]

No

 

[monkeyboy424]

well it is damn funny

yuh hear?

damn funny

 

[Jorvik]

Shut up you twit. You are terribly boring.

 

[monkeyboy424]

funny and true

i mena i sit hear talkin to you....

 

[Jorvik]

Hey, I'm the crazy one. I'll stab your testes off with a spoon if you keep up your jibber jabber.

 

[monkeyboy424]

well i just got back from a loveley cruise with my fellow sea scouts up to the delta, and sh!t it was fun!

it consisted of

-generator watch
-jet skiing
-kneeboarding/wakeboarding/skiing
-fratinizing with the female seascouts that came along...

ill tell you one thing, our boat is very slow

another thing is

watch sucks

 

[Jorvik]

Nice.

I worked.

I never got a fun trip or anything from my parents. I got work...

 

[monkeyboy424]

i wish i couldve worked....

i have exactly $7.67 right now.....


i have a fox fork that just got back from fox with new bushings and a rebuild, but they dont beleive it was under warrenty, so i have to find the repcite, and if i dont it is 95 bucks i do not have


oh man

i am F U C Ked

 

[Jorvik]

Yeah.

You should just cock slap them.

 

[monkeyboy424]

yuh know the thought crossed my mind...

 

[Jorvik]

Shut up you.

I've been drinking.

I don't need this insubordinationn.

I'll destroy your mother.

 

[monkeyboy424]

my mother? thats low sir, very low...

 

[Jorvik]

Not as low as your momma went on me last night!

 

[monkeyboy424]

how unoriginal yet not funny....


please enough with the mom jokes...

thank you

 

[Jorvik]

Watch your mouth man.

I'll say any damn thing I want.

Electric head.