[Jorvik]

Fatigue and Dehydration? Thats what happens when you don't get enough food/water.

If you knew what it takes to become a Reconnasaince Marine you'd realize that in combat you'd be damn happy to have them on your side.

 

[monkeyboy424]

you both make extremley good points....

so please dont mind me, continue your discussion while i go stand in the corner and skoff at you, you underpantsgnomes!

HA!

 

[Jorvik]

Step 1: Steal Underpants
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit



Monkeyboy, for the first time you said something I find amusing. Have youself a beer on me. Give me your PayPal ID.

 

[Jorvik]

Better yet, I'll FedEx you one.

IM me your address. I'll send you a Sam Adams on me.

 

[monkeyboy424]

thanks you thanks you


seriously though, i want a gold star, no beer for me, got it here!

just make a gold star in paint and post it here...

NOW

 

[DaveW]

Ok here ya go.

 

[amateur]

What the hell is wrong with me? I'm like a medical aid magnet! Today at lunch, there was an accident that can only be described as "gnar". An old guy hit a girl in a crosswalk and sent her flying a good 15-20ft into a tree and wall. I ended up running to her, had some friends stop traffic, blah. She ended up needing rescue breathing! (2 summers of guarding and i've had one neck/back and one anaphalactic shock and within a week, 2 crazy things happen) I ended up missing 5th&6th period and going with the medics to the hospital.

To those who care- Do SOMESORT of first aid/bls/cpr...at some point in time, it will save your ass, or someone elses.

I now permanently keep a box of gloves in the side panel of my car door and a little micro shield in the side of that box.

WOW-craziness

 

[monkeyboy424]

Originally posted by DaveW
Ok here ya go.

that star is yellow, I CLEARLY ASKD FOR GOLD!


ameture, way to ****ing go man, way to ****ing go!!!

that is ****ing awsome,

 

[DaveW]

Amateur....YOU DA MAN!

monkeyboy....you don't deserve real gold.
So fake gold (yellow like your spine) is what you get.

 

[Jorvik]

Good to go Amateur. Savin' lives is good.

Unlike monkeyboy.

 

[amateur]

I wouldn't save monkeyboy's life...but i still can't get over how crazy it is. Years of working in a hazardous environment, minimal medical stuff, and then, in the span of a week, 2 crazy things. I went to the hospital today but the doc's wouldn't tell me shiat. Her parents were there and said they didn't know

 

[Jorvik]

Shiiiiiiiite. Thats no good.

What is good is that people like you are there to keep people like me from killing themselves.

 

[DaveW]

kill yourself anyway Jorvik.....if for no other reason than to amuse me for 5 seconds or so. :devil:

Ooh looky looky ...I'm back on top.
"JOY" !!!

Hey Amateur...what beach do you patrol at?

 

[amateur]

Yar... i work (towers here, not patrol...and i envy your little rubber boats) in and around Newport (home of the Wedge ) It's not bad, and in the past we've had a few guys do the NZ exchange. My application has assuredly been read by now, but still no calls

 

[Jorvik]

You just keep on keeping on.

I'll have monkeyboy's beer now. Mmmm.

 

[monkeyboy424]

well in that case, i just drank your beer you ass gremlin!!

did you know, that ass gremlins and underpants gnomes are cousins?!?!

i heard that fact fom my friendly neighborhood discovery channel!

 

[DaveW]

Mmmmbeer...good Idea! who ever it was all those century's ago that came up with it.

 

[Jorvik]

Sweet merciful christ, I'm hungover.

My head hurts too much to make fun of monkeyboy.

I'm going to get a wench to give me a massage.

 

[monkeyboy424]

ahahahahaahahahhahahaha wench

oh yah, sleep it off som where else drunkard!

 

[Jorvik]

I just got myself an American massage. It was awesome. Going back for round 2 in a few hours.

 

[DaveW]

*nothing to say....moving right along*

 

[Jorvik]

Woot.

 

[monkeyboy424]

jorvik do you play counter strike?

that would be your ONLY excuse for sayin "woot"

btw dont ever say that AGAIN!

 

[Jorvik]

Nope. Thats from the days when I was into computer games. I'm talking when Rainbow Six first came out. That was the only game I really got into. After about a year or so, I decided that sunlight was good, and stopped playing computer games.

I'm not past playing Day of Defeat every now and then though.

 

[DaveW]

Computer games........pah!
They are the only thing that sux as much as monkeyboy/girl (almost).


fiddle faddle

fiddle faddle

fiddle faddle

what a load of twadle.




back on top.

 

[Jorvik]

Oh don't start back up with this "back on top" buisness. You'll only encourage monkeytransexual.

 

[monkeyboy424]

waHAHAAAAAGAGAGGAAAAHHAHAHAH

that was funny until i realized it sucked!

asstestical

 

[DaveW]

Don't be so negative Jorvik.....the Monkeysexual have rights too.

 

[monkeyboy424]

that was pretty good....


I HATE STREP THROAT!!!!


but dont worry dave i am NOT going to place strep throat in a bomb and fly over you and drop it on you, so dont worry...

becasue i am NOT gonna do that

NOT gonnnaa

you idiot

 

[Jorvik]

Monkeything

Are you always on drugs?

It really seems like it.

Get yourself out of the gutter and do what I do:

I sell my body on the street for my jollies.

I'm a topper.

 

[monkeyboy424]

ahahaha topper...

thats fresh

 

[DaveW]

wel that scraped the bottom of the monkey barrel.

 

[Jorvik]

I like the pina colada.

 

[monkeyboy424]

and we hate you for that Jorvass

 

[Jorvik]

Monkeyboy, you better shut the hell up about my ass before I come over there and whoop yours. Im' starting to feel the vodka and beer i've had tonight, so get off my back.

I'll show you a good time alright.

 

[Jorvik]

Disregard that post.

You know what kicks ass? Finding a voicemail when you wake up hungover at 5 30 AM as you're about to get ready for work which says to take the day off! WOOOOO.

 

[monkeyboy424]

you know what else kicks ass? boots

 

[Jorvik]

Which reminds me, I need a new pair of work boots for... work.

People underestimate the power of the work boot.

 

[DaveW]

Arrgh...I'm a broken monkey today.

I competed in the Ninety mile beach race yesterday.
and today I feel like someone has spent a few hours kicking me with a pair of those steelcapped work boots.
I came 7th.
the attrition rate was a lot lower this year.
last year only 8 out of 16 teams managed to finish.
this year 11 out of 13 made it.
60 miles of surf break during a 3meter swell.
I'm absolutely wrecked.

 

[Jorvik]

I'm beat as well. Just ran the Boston Marine Corps 10K. We were supposed to run in formation, nice, easy, slow. This was true for everybody else but me and another Poolee. Gunnery Sergeant Pashilain told us rabbits (the fastest ones) to do an individual effort and put RSS Waltham up on the rankings in top 10%. I ran it in a bit under 42 minutes. I went to bed last night at about 4 after working out for 2 hours. I was expecting the nice easy run, but that certainly wasn't the case.