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Jorvik- it has been decided that this friday is DRINKFHGfFEST! ^$#@4 for november 03
Jorvik- it has been decided that this friday is DRINKFHGfFEST! ^$#@4 for november 03
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Good ol' drinking. Nothing beats it.
exept......SHAGGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That beadts Drinking........but Drinking & Shagging at the same time is the Ultimate.
That beadts Drinking........but Drinking & Shagging at the same time is the Ultimate.
hmmOriginally posted by DaveW
exept......SHAGGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That beadts Drinking........but Drinking & Shagging at the same time is the Ultimate.
the drinking is fun
the shagging is fun
drinking+shagging=spilled drink, which inversely means
now drinking THEN shagging, now that's good times
Watched Joe Dirt today. Kickass movie.
He kisses this oil worker chick, she spits out after he does. He says "yeah, you can keep that Skoal baby."
What a beast.
He kisses this oil worker chick, she spits out after he does. He says "yeah, you can keep that Skoal baby."
What a beast.
A bunch of Sperm whales (12 of them) stranded themselves on my beach in the weekend.
I should have some pics for ya soon.
I should have some pics for ya soon.
huhuh.. sperm...
I was wandering where monkeyboy has gone to.Originally posted by DaveW
A bunch of Sperm whales (12 of them) stranded themselves on my beach in the weekend.
I should have some pics for ya soon.
rip gets a point for that.
Monkeboy still has zero.
Monkeboy still has zero.
Monkeyboy was in the hospitle with a fuggin high ass 105 degree fever for 2 days.
i think i have SARS
i think i have SARS
Why didn't you die?
Damn.
Damn.
sorry. but i did cough in a package that i sent to your house jorvik. when it arrives, dont mind the whit powder in the air, thats just anthrax with my special ingredient SARS.
youll be the one who dies
youll be the one who dies
Good thing you're an idiot and probably forgot to put postage on it. It'll come back and you'll open it up and die.
Fool.
I destroy you with my superior smart.
crap, I've got to wake up in 4 hours.
Fool.
I destroy you with my superior smart.
crap, I've got to wake up in 4 hours.
It's been over a year since my last post in this thread and now I'm back. Now, let's make this thread even BIGGER than the best thread ever on ridemonkey, the Original 2 Word Thread, which now is closed and sinking deeper and deeper into the post archives. All I would have to do is just delete the thread to cause major havoc here at rm... Do I do it? or no? I dont think I need to do it just yet...
Now fellow friends. KEEP POSTING!
oh yeah. I'm on top now biatch.
Now fellow friends. KEEP POSTING!
oh yeah. I'm on top now biatch.
Delete when it hits the 2 year old mark.
Wait, delete this thread? Surely you jest. I'd hate to be forced to hold monkeyboy hostage with a firehose enema. Then again, nobody would pay his ransom. Then AGAIN, hot chicks might shower me with gifts and oral sex and the like because I got rid of him...
my pet sloth would pay my ransom. he is the only one who really loves me.
Not any more mein leibling.:devil:
Cause the can only be one!!!!!
An dat's me.
Bah, we're playing the back on top game again, eh?
Back on top.
Back on top.
Maybe......why do you ask?
neaky:
neaky:
thats right run to your banter threa, ill be busy on top.
I forgot what I was going to say, so I'll kick myself in the head for forgetting already.
If only you were here so I could kick ya in the brain for ya. 
guess what....?Originally posted by DaveW
If only you were here so I could kick ya in the brain for ya.
I'M ON TOP!
Foolish man.
I'm on top now.
I'm on top now.
sorry, but you are wrong....
YOUR wrong
im on top
im on top
like hella norcal you are not..
all of you are incorrect in your assumptions that you are on top, because I am indeed a "topper"
I'm on top, but I will gladly step aside for this frivolous fight for the top.
pansy
and like hella norcal i am on top.
and like hella norcal i am on top.
im on top because I am yeti dher, the king of all.
See, I have a very sore back today, I do not think it could handle king of the mountain today.
sorry to hear that. pansy.
back to the tippity top.
back to the tippity top.
Monkeyboy thinks he's a big man. Ooooooo, big words. You need to be slapped with the Spoon of Authority about the face and crotch areas.
I don't smell like a flower, so you must be smelling your own ass again.
I would quite like it if my ass smelled of flowers.....the was it usually smells is not nice.
So I fart in your general direction you runnnnnnink pig dog fasista KiNNNgNIGots!
Yeti ....you be da king "O" Nuthin.
So I fart in your general direction you runnnnnnink pig dog fasista KiNNNgNIGots!
Yeti ....you be da king "O" Nuthin.
davew your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elldeberrys.
Rip listens to radio disney.
Rip listens to radio disney.
Was not!!! .....................ferret maybe, but NOT a hampster!
You gargoyle fondler.
.....................ferret maybe, but NOT a hampster! You gargoyle fondler.
Well, radio disney is better than the sh!t you listen to(BackstreetBoys)
By the way I don't think radio Disney plays Devil Driver or N.E.R.D.
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