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junkyard

You might feel a little prick.
Sep 1, 2015
2,606
2,326
San Diego
So I was wrapping my common law wife's presents and decided to use spray glue to make sure the paper doesn't come off the box. I hope it's harder to open then it was to wrap. I usually get her with some joke.
 

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
24,204
14,848
directly above the center of the earth
I don't drive fast, maybe 72 on the freeway, speed limit on major surface streets and damn slow in my neighbrhood. 15 years in Fire and EMS dealing with mangeled bleeding screaming people. Holding a crying 14 year old girl whose dad is lying there dead, CPR even though their eyes are fixed and dialated. will cure you of doing anything else.

This year after 4 years of retirement: the nightmares of reliving the worst shit finally went away