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Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
13,781
5,222
North Van
:stupid:


I worked graveyard shift for 9 years and even I never fell asleep at a stoplight. That shit aint right.
Really? I've always had bouts of teh drowsy. Once I start hammering nails, it gets ahold of me and I need to pull over.

I actually got a decent night's sleep last night too. I got up early to ride, which usually gets me pretty amped up for the day. Not today...

Perhaps I'm stressed. Nah, that couldn't be it.
 

eric strt6

Resident Curmudgeon
Sep 8, 2001
24,399
15,166
directly above the center of the earth
Work can suck my dick.
have purchasing order up one of these for you then



In Zhengzhou Central Hospital in China a hands-free sperm extraction machine was introduced recently. The machine is helping extracing for people who don't feel comfortable doing it the old fashioned way. Youtube is filled with videos of this new machine.

The machine has a pink massage pipe at the front which can be adjusted to the likings of the user. It's height can be changed, but also the pulsting speed and massage strength. It also has a display which can be used to set up the machine, but it can also show video to help speeding up results.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,828
27,044
media blackout
have purchasing order up one of these for you then



In Zhengzhou Central Hospital in China a hands-free sperm extraction machine was introduced recently. The machine is helping extracing for people who don't feel comfortable doing it the old fashioned way. Youtube is filled with videos of this new machine.

The machine has a pink massage pipe at the front which can be adjusted to the likings of the user. It's height can be changed, but also the pulsting speed and massage strength. It also has a display which can be used to set up the machine, but it can also show video to help speeding up results.
There is a person whose job it is to clean that uh, device.
 

jstuhlman

bagpipe wanker
Dec 3, 2009
17,343
14,179
Cackalacka du Nord
was gonna go for a ride this evening but a closed road killed traffic and made it take an extra 45 minutes to get home. BUU. drowned my sorrows in breakfast stouts. hope to get something in on friday. job interview for internal promotion scheduled for next week. it’ll be nice to not feel like i’ve been unofficially interviewing since november, no matter what happens. working on trying to swing a trip to snowshoe for opening weekend...the struggle is real.

been wondering, @johnbryanpeters , based on your recent comments, do non-lift served trails in your area officially “close” for the winter season?
 
was gonna go for a ride this evening but a closed road killed traffic and made it take an extra 45 minutes to get home. BUU. drowned my sorrows in breakfast stouts. hope to get something in on friday. job interview for internal promotion scheduled for next week. it’ll be nice to not feel like i’ve been unofficially interviewing since november, no matter what happens. working on trying to swing a trip to snowshoe for opening weekend...the struggle is real.

been wondering, @johnbryanpeters , based on your recent comments, do non-lift served trails in your area officially “close” for the winter season?
Generally speaking, they close for a period in fall and spring when soils are fragile; many now open for winter biking once things are frozen.