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shorter buzz with vaping. she's meeting with the gymnastics board later, so I'd wanna be super stoned but she's professional and shit
Pro-tip: It's SUPER easy to cancel and re-book cars through Costco... so just keep an eye on it every day. I originally booked 4 days at ~$250-ish, so I booked just in case it went up. Checked probably 5 days later or so and it was the $150 price.
Also - car rental rates change DAILY (and maybe even more often?) and significantly, just like airline tickets. So be vigilant and keep an eye out.
pre-ride banana
Got to the climbing gym for the first time after breaking my collarbone. Mildly amusing, but the left arm is still on light duty so I was pretty limited in what I could do.
Had to tell a naked guy in the locker room to get his ass away from my gym bag
Had to tell a naked guy in the locker room to get his ass away from my gym bag
Yup. Costco Travel is totally the way to go for car rentals due to this fee-free/deposit-free nature.
you know what thread this is going in...
So I sent the facilities guy an email, and 30 minutes later a red moving box was in the basement for this very reason. Nice! thanks for the good idea... I feel stupid I hadn't thought of it earlier!
My Lawyer asked me to explain Malpractice to him. I bet him $1000 I could. It is the term for negligence, breach of fiduciary duty, or breach of contract by a Lawyer during the provision of Legal services that causes harm to a client. I gave him the Legal version for good measure. I drove him to the bank for him to get my Cash.
About 23 years. I was usually spot on. Nobody went to jail on my watch. I am very glad my watch is over. Mother Fuckers be going to Jail, Broke, left and right now.
It's like the George Carlin bit about cigars, but updated for the 21st century.
Manager meeting went funny:
"Your annual sales goals is X. Btw, what was you production in Nebraska?"
"50% of X."
"You're at 55% of annual goal in 1.5 months. We are going to need you to go back to Nebraska."
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"Your annual sales goals is X. Btw, what was you production in Nebraska?"
"50% of X."
"You're at 55% of annual goal in 1.5 months. We are going to need you to go back to Nebraska."
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TIL that X times 50% equals 0.55X. Through magic.
I have other accounts. And that should be 40% in NE.
So my buddy and I paddled Lake Del Valle for 5 hours on Saturday. It was hot, regardless of that, we wore our PFDs.
We saw most of the folks in the rental skiffs and party barges not wearing them. One drowned on Saturday afternoon and the other yesterday. Dumb asses.
https://www.sfgate.com/news/bayarea/article/Body-Of-Missing-Boater-Recovered-At-Lake-Del-Valle-13973885.php
We saw most of the folks in the rental skiffs and party barges not wearing them. One drowned on Saturday afternoon and the other yesterday. Dumb asses.
https://www.sfgate.com/news/bayarea/article/Body-Of-Missing-Boater-Recovered-At-Lake-Del-Valle-13973885.php
Darwin thread.
Just north of 12 miles. Legs are cooked. nimble giant acquired. Shower then grilling a filet.
Edit: 1700 dt of vertical too
Edit: 1700 dt of vertical too
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Motherfuckers need to learn to swim. Pretty sure I could float across that puddle under the power of my own farts.
On a similar note, a little boy drown at Crissy Fields beach and a couple had to be "rescued" from a mellow section of river near Lodi. I bet none of these folks could swim.
spent the night in the campground there a few years ago we swam all over than lake by moonlight at 2am.
not to say that the Saturday guy was on this boat but...we had two party barges go by on Saturday as we were headed back in from the Dam and all you could hear was the chant CHUG, CHUG CHUG CHUG then applause as they went by
As a former lifeguard, it's disturbing the percentage of the population that can't swim. I've made a point to introduce both my kids to water/swimming at a young age. My son is 4 and can essentially swim on his own.
I take it you don't get commissions?
No. That was part of the deal, much higher base/guaranteed income - equal to my prior total comp, with a bonus. Bonus is based on total performance, so if I can nuke my primary goal in two weeks, then hitting the other ones will be much less stressful. That being said, hitting total goals can lead to a bonus up to 50% of base, so...
Gotcha. I was mostly wondering why you weren't full gas to keep going above your target.
Swimming is one of those skills that will literally save your life. To go out on water without knowing how to swim is quite foolish.
Wouldn't doubt it. I've been there for 4th of July. Not pretty.
Since it is fire season and Pacific Graft and Extortion has announced that they will cut power in case of certain red flag conditions. I pulled out the back up generator, charged the starter battery then fired it up and ran it for five minutes. I can run the entire house on this big puppy.
Fixed that for you. And yes I know they are filing.
There's a balance between having a life and money. This new job is more load, but if I can throttle back once I've hit goals and still check off boxes I will. However I won't kill myself for extra money. I've done that and it's not worth it, imnsho.
Just imagine how great your sales figures will be when they move you to bumblefuck nebrahoma permanently!Next years sales target = this years x 20
GLWT
given your seizure problems.....i would have asked for senate level health insurance.....
so is it going to look like this....Since it is fire season and Pacific Graft and Extortion has announced that they will cut power in case of certain red flag conditions. I pulled out the back up generator, charged the starter battery then fired it up and ran it for five minutes. I can run the entire house on this big puppy.
but with extension cords?
just imagine how much bigger his ///Deck will be!