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Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,768
8,762
It’s be better if the quotes on the right were low down as well.

Costco and possibly Whole Foods run in a bit. I am anticipating many crowds.
 

velocipedist

Lubrication Sensei
Jul 11, 2006
560
702
Rainbow City Alabama
Checked out a sweet bike parkish trail system after picking up the shred dogg.

https://www.sorbawoodstock.org/trails

Upon return to the cabin noticed a peculiar amount of coolant dripping from the undercarriage and an empty reservoir and likely mostly empty radiator. Filled it this morning and made the drive to the nearest Subaru dealer (Chattanooga). Curiously noticed no depletion or leaking on the drive up.

Hopefully its a minor issue...
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,858
14,182
In a van.... down by the river
Checked out a sweet bike parkish trail system after picking up the shred dogg.

https://www.sorbawoodstock.org/trails

Upon return to the cabin noticed a peculiar amount of coolant dripping from the undercarriage and an empty reservoir and likely mostly empty radiator. Filled it this morning and made the drive to the nearest Subaru dealer (Chattanooga). Curiously noticed no depletion or leaking on the drive up.

Hopefully its a minor issue...
What year? 2.5l boxer?
 

Full Trucker

Frikkin newb!!!
Feb 26, 2003
11,141
8,782
Exit, CO
Lucero and Devil Makes Three killed it last night. We were fifth row. Maybe the best Red Rocks concert I’ve seen. Tired today, working on the camper then hopefully a short bike ride later in the afternoon.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
Dawn patrol good. Stent doesn't like it, so pissing blood now. Was late to meeting place because I had to go through three weight classes of bibs to find one that fit. Wearing a bib that hasn't fit since San Francisco.

Buddy is trying to convince me to get CX wheels for my roadie build CX bike so we can do gravel rides.
 

roflbox

roflborx
Jan 23, 2017
3,163
834
Raleigh, NC
bonhonhonhonhonhon
saturb0rk

went riding with ding dong doggo, waiting on GF to show up, then homedep0t and then pizza and pool, and fixing a sagging door
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
I came across a thread on Reddit with insults that have to have an animal fact in them. Some of these will ruin the soul of your target in the right social environment... Possibly giving them a permanent complex.

1. It's a common misconception that moths are attracted to light. Moths navigate by light and they're perpetually confused by artificial light; people are attracted to your gaudiness, they'll orbit around you as if they're enthralled. But like the moth's perspective, you only look pretty from a distance.

2. The average length of a Gorillas erect penis is less than 3/4 of the length of your thumb they impress potential mates with their muscular mass unlike other primates, i can finally understand why you spend so much time in the gym now.

3. the average elephant new born weighs around 200-250 pounds, making them the biggest babies on earth right after your bitch ass.

4. If your eyes were any further apart you'd be a herbivore.

I'm back pocketing some of these.
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,768
8,762
Where’d you ride, @stoney ? Just local HR stuff? I’d be down for a real-trail dawn patrol ride on Sunday or Monday.
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
22,059
12,789
I have no idea where I am
Got a late afternoon (to dark), 4 hour hike with a 24 pound pack, in yesterday before the hoards descend upon the park. Saw three groups of people about 40 minutes in and then no one else. Perfect.

Probably going to ride out to the lake from the studio after work. My soft ass needs some saddle time. Freakin weird being fit but can barely sit on the saddle. Last time I was in that condition I was probably pushing maximum DH'r density at 225 pounds.
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,747
10,700
MTB New England
I rode today, sort of, if it counts. 100 miles on the tri bike. Averaged 19.0 mph. My legs are toast, yet here I am about to venture out for a run.

I am in Ironman shape with three months more to train. At this point I'm just working on getting faster.
 

canadmos

Cake Tease
May 29, 2011
21,998
21,527
Canaderp
It rained, didn't rained and then thundered all afternoon.

Lady friend and I took this as a signal to just kickback and do absolutely nothing. I exercised one arm lifting a few beers.
 

Jozz

Joe Dalton
Apr 18, 2002
6,174
7,891
SADL
Did a couple hours of trail maintenance. Opening drainages, removal of a few catch roots. Usual stuff.
 

Kiwintas

Chimp
Oct 22, 2018
93
56
The boy and I cooked French toast for the famdam for breakfast. Am now trying to work out if I should ride bikes or do some stuff around the house aka clean and maintain said bikes as they haven’t been getting much love lately as I have been trying to ride when I have any spare time.
 

6thElement

Schrodinger's Immigrant
Jul 29, 2008
17,244
14,718
Didn't do 40 miles, cut it short to 35 miles of single track as it looked like rain.

Now eating all the things (bison burger)
 

jstuhlman

bagpipe wanker
Dec 3, 2009
17,343
14,179
Cackalacka du Nord
successful ride in the hills. great to get vinnycactus back up there - prolly been four or five years. chunky gnar was chunky. 80s there . . . high 90s back in the queen city. only bad part was i hit an off camber rock in a deep part of a creek crossing and it dunked me into a 6 foot deep hole. my phone is . . . not happy. trying to rehabilitate now . . .

wife and kids are in asheville. made thai tenderloin salad, ate much guacamole while i did. also, BEERS.