For about 5 minutes...One of the things that have advanced the most in my lifetime is chewing gum. Fuck a smartphone, gum used to have flavor for 90 seconds. And now, with the help of powerful lasers and ionizing radiation, we can make gum that will rip your face off with flavor.
son got sick with a stomach bug yesterday. i woke up puking this morning. good times.
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opened my mouth and got sucked into installing and hitch and harness on a lesbian couples enclave.
it wasn't from mandown...
are you one of those weird (imo) split finances households or whatmy wife has all the money
He doesn't have any money, so noare you one of those weird (imo) split finances households or what
It's party time!Nothing like a text from Chase asking to confirm a transaction, then finding a bunch more that are not valid. Giddy.
Sort of? We were both functional adults when we got married. We are both joint on each others account, but she pays the mortgage and her stuff out of her account, I pay insurance and other crap out of mine. A fixed amount of my check goes into my account, the balance goes into hers (larger portion than mine). I have a debit card for her account, she has no idea what her pin is for mine, but she has a card.are you one of those weird (imo) split finances households or what
It's been a while since I had one of those, damn. When I was at Intel, we used to go to the Roadhouse on Fridays sometimes back in the late 90's. I'm not usually in the office after 3.Me, when I get invited to a work happy hour:
So the lesbians needed a man to install this for them? Oh wait, a foolish man to install this for them? You can only curry limited favor with lesbians, bud.Late night,
opened my mouth and got sucked into installing and hitch and harness on a lesbian couples enclave.
Note to self......If they had a 1400 dollar qoute to install it, there is probably a reason. Jebus H phukin christ that was a pain in the ass.
Moar trailer work today.
I was voluntoldSo the lesbians needed a man to install this for them? Oh wait, a foolish man to install this for them? You can only curry limited favor with lesbians, bud.
why were they off....new roof?Here. Work. Solar panels are going back on today.
DSO is supposed to be going to the vet in 35 minutes.
It's currently pissing it down and T+Lightning outside.
DSO refuses to leave the safety of her crate when it's storming.
I took my wife to Jamaica for her 40th. Get with the goddam program, Jack!Oh Hai
Mrs is 40 today.
I’ll cook a noice dinner. Maybe some brownies too.
we were on covid lockdown for mrs krank's 40th.I took my wife to Jamaica for her 40th. Get with the goddam program, Jack!