stop plaaaaaaas....ma head can't take it any more
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Is this exchange too penetrating?
i think he just can't follow the arc of the narrative
Maybe he'll acetylene to the flow.
when he realizes how good these puns actually are, we'll find him annealing before us asking for forgiveness
"Stick" to it sparky, keep your nose to the "grind" stone and you might get some penetration on those beads. You're a grounded guy and will be shielded from the negativity. be positive and light your fire, so that you may burn it in your memory that we are always here for you, bearing a torch that you may divide and conquer. We are amped for you
That’s a riveting confession.
Making cold connections are we ?
Shocking....
89 yr old dude lives in a commercial building. He wants to sell and move to a house. 20 yrs of build up - a decent sized mess. He wants all cash - I don't have all cash so I can't make a deal. A buddy of mine was evicted from his shop space right after his wife died and he has cash and makes a deal with the old dude. A very fair all cash deal. My buddy is in the demo business and says don't worry old man, I'll handle this mess.
Two days of looking at houses and old man realizes he's older than he figured and gets worried about finding a house and cleaning up his mess. His kids come into the picture and say we don't want to deal with this so they forge a doctors document declaring the old man invalid and unable to make his own decisions. They took these documents to the title company who now say they need a court order to complete the transaction.
The old man never received occupancy from the county and code enforcement is scheduled to visit him soon.
The old man is not communicating with the realtor who the kids are saying tricked the old man into signing a contract he didn't understand.
This guy had his place listed for years and showed it to dozens of people.
1. Thank my stars I'm on the sidelines
2. My buddy has a shit ton of money tied up and still needs to find a place to move asap
3. Court seems to be where this is headed.
4. What the fuck
5. Profit??????
Two days of looking at houses and old man realizes he's older than he figured and gets worried about finding a house and cleaning up his mess. His kids come into the picture and say we don't want to deal with this so they forge a doctors document declaring the old man invalid and unable to make his own decisions. They took these documents to the title company who now say they need a court order to complete the transaction.
The old man never received occupancy from the county and code enforcement is scheduled to visit him soon.
The old man is not communicating with the realtor who the kids are saying tricked the old man into signing a contract he didn't understand.
This guy had his place listed for years and showed it to dozens of people.
1. Thank my stars I'm on the sidelines
2. My buddy has a shit ton of money tied up and still needs to find a place to move asap
3. Court seems to be where this is headed.
4. What the fuck
5. Profit??????
The second you sent me that link to that place I saw the writing on the wall. Now that the county is involved it will be a bureaucratic shit show for the next year or two at a minimum without a lawsuit involved, DEQ will also have a say now that the county is in the mix. I say steer clear and live your life.
The old man and his kids have turned out to be grade A shitbags. They likely have some serious karma heading their way. The question now is how many felonies can an 89 year old man with one leg rack up.
I learned today that the fucking lunatic already had to surrender his firearms when he was convicted of some elderly abuse felonies in the last two years.
@boostindoubles , did you know Ramon Martinez? My friend was just telling me some shit-bag chicanery involving his siblings…
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The old man who just died? He was part of the old generation of the giant Martinez sheep and cattle company. He had stories...
Sheep AND Cattle? What are they, Swiss?
Yeah, that guy. My friend went out to the memorial.
Yeah, that guy. My friend went out to the memorial.
Thats pretty wild, I never knew the guy but reading his obituary says it all. I know his grand kids generation.
The Martinez family has 1000's of acres of orchards, hops, and range land... when you look at all the branches they have to be in the top 5 of diversified family businesses in the region. Raymond was running cattle through the YTC and roaming all over hell as a modern cowboy through the cold war. Dudes like that don't exist anymore, sadly.
Remembering the life of Ramon Martinez
Ramon Martinez passed away. This is the full obituary where you can express condolences and share memories. Published in the Yakima Herald on 2024-01-31.
obituaries.yakimaherald.com