Just tell them you're building a sex toy and anti-depressant emporium and they'll help you build.Done! was onsite for 30 min, got all three trees down in under 15 mins. had flaggers on each end, road signs on each end, radios, lights traffic control etc.
I still got every Karen in town bitching and complaining.
Karen: "you know you have a sign in the middle of the road?
Me: yep, thats the point