[jimmydean]

Elkhound. I had one growing up. My mom has since gotten two more, after falling in love with the breed. They are a good sized dog, and relatively easy to train, and they have such a sweet disposition.

When I was a kid, my folks bought what they thought was an Elkhound pup that grew up to be an amazing Keeshond.

 

[SkaredShtles]

that's it?

Yeah - I'm well into 2021 at this point.

 

[Toshi]

even free pizza can't fix my shitty mood

Your body knows the pizza is trying to give you teh 'beetus

 

[jonKranked]

Yeah - I'm well into 2021 at this point.

that's it?

 

[SkaredShtles]

that's it?

Jeezus, dude - you're still young. How far into the future does your FTS reach?!?

 

[jonKranked]

Jeezus, dude - you're still young. How far into the future does your FTS reach?!?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Jeezus, dude - you're still young. How far into the future does your FTS reach?!?

jonKranked: "GET OFF MY LAWN"

 

[Randomshot]

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Damnit. Now that song is stuck in my head!!

 

[Randomshot]

Ok. So i am one of 8 at my work place. Company xmas party coming up, boss called around to ask who is bringing someone because she needs a head count. The other facilities tech says he's bringing 7. Yes seven. His 3 kids, his new girlfriend, and her 3 kids. I think this is fucking ridiculous and inconsiderate considering no one else is bringing more than one, none of them are children, and my SO works there too. Am i wrong? Is it just because i dont enjoy children? Im fine with being the asshole. Just wondering what the monkies opinions on it are.

 

[rideit]

Get drunk and hit on his girlfriend.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Get drunk and hit on his girlfriend.

Then PIIHB.

 

[rideit]

In the supply closet.
Got any cocaine?

 

[Randomshot]

Great suggestions. But she has 3 kids. So PIIHB might be the ONLY way im getting there. And did i mention he is/was a juggalo? So if hes been there then i will most certainly not be!

 

[rideit]

Got it.
She sounds fat and trashy.

 

[dan-o]

Hit him upside the head with a 2l of Faygo.

 

[6thElement]

Ok. So i am one of 8 at my work place. Company xmas party coming up, boss called around to ask who is bringing someone because she needs a head count. The other facilities tech says he's bringing 7. Yes seven. His 3 kids, his new girlfriend, and her 3 kids. I think this is fucking ridiculous and inconsiderate considering no one else is bringing more than one, none of them are children, and my SO works there too. Am i wrong? Is it just because i dont enjoy children? Im fine with being the asshole. Just wondering what the monkies opinions on it are.

He's being an asshole.

 

[rideit]

If you will excuse me, I will take a handful of drugs so I can get up the strength to take a shower (sitting down).
Wish me luck.

 

[rideit]

Ahh, much better.
Where were we...ICP reunion tour 2020’?

 

[Westy]

Booked a cabin outside Zion NP between Christmas and new years. Hopefully some trail time will happen. Will be bringing my own supply of good beer. Sadly I do not have the cojones to bring some locally legal edible based intoxicants

 

[jonKranked]

Ok. So i am one of 8 at my work place. Company xmas party coming up, boss called around to ask who is bringing someone because she needs a head count. The other facilities tech says he's bringing 7. Yes seven. His 3 kids, his new girlfriend, and her 3 kids. I think this is fucking ridiculous and inconsiderate considering no one else is bringing more than one, none of them are children, and my SO works there too. Am i wrong? Is it just because i dont enjoy children? Im fine with being the asshole. Just wondering what the monkies opinions on it are.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Call in sick.