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stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
Flying @Pesqueeb's airline today. The fucking seats don't recline and they are thinner than the damn bus. Please explain to me how SW can still be profitable with thicker seats and less passengers/plane? Profit margins, that's how.

Provide good product and the client base keeps returning. Also passengers were a bit... different. Not sure if they are trashier because we were going to Jacksonville or what, but the client base is uh... There's definitely a few methies, much younger, much older, and very confused about the boarding process (infrequent fliers?).

Off to the funeral today. Not looking forward to the weekend.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,828
27,043
media blackout
Flying @Pesqueeb's airline today. The fucking seats don't recline and they are thinner than the damn bus. Please explain to me how SW can still be profitable with thicker seats and less passengers/plane? Profit margins, that's how.

Provide good product and the client base keeps returning. Also passengers were a bit... different. Not sure if they are trashier because we were going to Jacksonville or what, but the client base is uh... There's definitely a few methies, much younger, much older, and very confused about the boarding process (infrequent fliers?).

Off to the funeral today. Not looking forward to the weekend.
flying with Florida Man.
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,747
10,699
MTB New England
Bailed a quarter mile into my run this morning due to a calf injury. It's been hurting for two weeks and I've been pushing through, but it's become too painful to run on without a severe limp, which could lead to other injuries if I keep it up. So, no more running until feels better. The good news is that biking feels just fine, so I'll just stick to that for now.
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,828
27,043
media blackout
Bailed a quarter mile into my run this morning due to a calf injury. It's been hurting for two weeks and I've been pushing through, but it's become too painful to run on without a severe limp, which could lead to other injuries if I keep it up. So, no more running until feels better. The good news is that biking feels just fine, so I'll just stick to that for now.
or you could just stick to biking for good
 

canadmos

Cake Tease
May 29, 2011
21,997
21,524
Canaderp
Just about 30 degrees and already humid before 8:30. Whooop.

Long weekend starts today. Hoping to do much relaxing and much bike riding.
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
41,831
19,160
Riding the baggage carousel.
:wave:

Did some paddle boarding yesterday. Christ Almighty, does my cripple shoulder hurt. 4 noses brewery after that. Maybe my favorite CO brewery right now.
Flying @Pesqueeb's airline today. The fucking seats don't recline and they are thinner than the damn bus. Please explain to me how SW can still be profitable with thicker seats and less passengers/plane? Profit margins, that's how.

Provide good product and the client base keeps returning. Also passengers were a bit... different. Not sure if they are trashier because we were going to Jacksonville or what, but the client base is uh... There's definitely a few methies, much younger, much older, and very confused about the boarding process (infrequent fliers?).

Off to the funeral today. Not looking forward to the weekend.
Unless your against the bulkhead, our seats recline.
 

Full Trucker

Frikkin newb!!!
Feb 26, 2003
11,140
8,780
Exit, CO
Yep.

Heading to central Colorado for a beer and music festival, gonna get some riding in too. Big meeting on Sunday with the race car team, time to make some decisions about the 2019 Baja 1000.
 

slyfink

Turbo Monkey
Sep 16, 2008
9,796
5,627
Ottawa, Canada
Great ride last night. On my favourite trail. It's getting eroded to shit, and flow is hard to find, but that's what makes it rewarding in my books. Didn't break any speed records, but rode clean, and scoped a couple of new lines. Finished with a beer and a swim. Was hoping to see some water nymphs paddle in on their SUP, but no such luck. Just some bro-dudes with tribal tatoos. It dawned on me that SUP is to watersports what vaping is to smoking.

I tried out riding without a pack. I have a bottle cage with a side-clip for my pump, and have owned some Specialized bibs with pockets on the back for a couple of years now, but had never used them. I stuffed an extra 0.5L collapsible bottle in my back pocket along with a multi-tool and my Wolftooth tire-lever/quick-link pliers/quick-link holder in the other pockets. I started with about 1.2L of water, and finished with 1/2 a bottle to spare. It was humid AF out, so it was nice to ride packless. 7/10 will ride this way again. I think I will ask for a One-Up EDC tool for my birthday.

On the drive home there was a lightning storm that lit up the sky for a solid 5 minutes. Freaking amazing.
 
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jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,828
27,043
media blackout
I tried out riding without a pack. I have a bottle cage with a side-clip for my pump, and have owned some Specialized bibs with pockets on the back. I stuffed an extra 0.5L collapsible bottle in my back pocket along with a multi-tool and my Wolftooth tire-lever/quick-link pliers/quick-link holder in the other pockets. I started with about 1.2L of water, and finished with 1/2 a bottle to spare. It was humid AF out, so it was nice to ride packless. 7/10 will ride this way again. I think I will ask for a One-Up EDC tool for my birthday.
100% get an EDC. i was going to suggest this until reading you want one. check your fork steerer ID first, not all forks are compatible, but a lot of the common ones are.
 

Heidi

Der hund ist laut und braun
Aug 22, 2001
10,184
797
Bend, Oregon
Had a really fun challenging ride out at Hartman Rocks again yesterday, did the Aberdeen Loop with extra stuff added on. So fun!!!!
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
:wave:

Did some paddle boarding yesterday. Christ Almighty, does my cripple shoulder hurt. 4 noses brewery after that. Maybe my favorite CO brewery right now.


Unless your against the bulkhead, our seats recline.
I found the lever by accident. Under the seat, the button like every other plane seat ever.
 

Jozz

Joe Dalton
Apr 18, 2002
6,171
7,888
SADL
100% get an EDC. i was going to suggest this until reading you want one. check your fork steerer ID first, not all forks are compatible, but a lot of the common ones are.
Or you could get the uber expensive EDC stem.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
Florida. My balls started sweating as soon as I got off the plane and haven't stopped since.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
Funeral is tomorrow. We're all sitting around my uncle's house telling stories, talking, etc.
 

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,747
10,699
MTB New England
It's funny with the google map locator (aka the stalker app), I can see where my wife is right now, and while I am at work, she is, at this very moment, in the middle of the woods in Kingdom Trails. Specifically, for those of you familiar with the area, she is in the White School area. Or at least her phone is.
 

canadmos

Cake Tease
May 29, 2011
21,997
21,524
Canaderp
Or you could get the uber expensive EDC stem.
The stem is only $112, which isn't too bad. But then you have to buy the $40 top cap, which sets it high. But then on the other hand, without using their stem you will probably have to buy the steer tube tap which is more than the $40 top cap.

the big shortcoming with that as far as i can tell is that you're not able to run any headset spacers; the top cap / stem / upper crown/bearing piece all have to be flush mount.
You can definitely put spacers under the stem like normal. They have pictures of it being done this way on the press release on PB.

https://www.pinkbike.com/news/oneup-announces-new-carbon-bars-edc-ready-stem-and-lock-on-grips.html

The top cap comes with spacers too, so you don't have to run the stem at the top of your steer tube.

Seems pretty sweet to me. Though I almost always wear a hydration pack, so investing in the entire system would be pricey with not much personal benefit.
 

AngryMetalsmith

Business is good, thanks for asking
Jun 4, 2006
22,059
12,789
I have no idea where I am
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Phase 2 begins, 6 weeks of this shit. What a pain in my ass.
When people ask you what happened, tell them it was work related. If they persist tell them in great detail about your career as a professional thumb wrestler. And make sure to bitch about health insurance and workman's comp, sponsors, contracts, etc. Make sure they regret asking.
 

6thElement

Schrodinger's Immigrant
Jul 29, 2008
17,244
14,718
When people ask you what happened, tell them it was work related. If they persist tell them in great detail about your career as a professional thumb wrestler. And make sure to bitch about health insurance and workman's comp, sponsors, contracts, etc. Make sure they regret asking.
Part of the World Thumb Federation league.
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,858
14,182
In a van.... down by the river
Sitting in Montreal airport. Contemplating rolling the dice and getting some poutine before the flight to Chicago.

ETA: Just received a txt that the Chicago flight was cancelled... that probably isn't good news. :think:
 
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