[Adventurous]

Why good morning you ignorant sluts!

Still homeless, lost out in a bidding war against the 23 other offers. Guess offering 5% over asking wasn't good enough.

I shall have to console myself with gifts and bike rides to compensate.

 

[stoney]

Here. Small child crawled into our bed keeping me awake last night. Did the reasonable thing and said 'fuck it' and I'm currently doing CFP study.

 

[jonKranked]

Present. Gonna be a warm one today. Yardwork. Espresso first.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Sitting at the MTB parking lot right now waiting for the cavalry to arrive. I am 30 minutes early because that's how I roll.

 

[Full Trucker]

Big ride on deck today, better pack four (4) beers and a sandwich for this one. Gonna try to not immerse myself in election "coverage" i.e. reading forum posts from right-wing trolls. Gonna be a nice day, looks like. I should also replace that spoke I broke last night...

 

[eric strt6]

sitting in the camper sipping really hot espresso. Working a 2 day horse show on the banks of the Cosumnes river south of Sacramento. Last night was a mix of cattle and horse noises. I slept like a brick.

once I get motivated I will rustle up scrambled eggs and bacon

 

[StiHacka]

Why good morning you ignorant sluts!

Still homeless, lost out in a bidding war against the 23 other offers. Guess offering 5% over asking wasn't good enough.

I shall have to console myself with gifts and bike rides to compensate.

Maybe you dodged a bullet, you never know.
Gonna hang out with the wife today, maybe a short solo ride later in the afternoon. Had many beers, smoked meat and cheeses at a friend's last night so a motivation to do anything is low atm.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Bigly hungover. I'm too old for this shit.

 

[Nick]

Big ride on deck today, better pack four (4) beers and a sandwich for this one. Gonna try to not immerse myself in election "coverage" i.e. reading forum posts from right-wing trolls. Gonna be a nice day, looks like. I should also replace that spoke I broke last night...

You should start with a pint, then maybe, I dunno, finish with another pint!
(don't skip extra credit) Have a blast.

 

[Full Trucker]

You should start with a pint, then maybe, I dunno, finish with another pint!
(don't skip extra credit) Have a blast.

Roger that, kimosabe. Consider it a plan. Should I text ya when we get close to GCB? Like, when we're imbibing some extra credit at the top of Chimney, perhaps?

 

[Nick]

Roger that, kimosabe. Consider it a plan. Should I text ya when we get close to GCB? Like, when we're imbibing some extra credit at the top of Chimney, perhaps?

Sure! If im close I'll buy a victory beer.
Be safe, go fast.

 

[Full Trucker]

Be safe, go fast.

 

[eric strt6]

I got motivated

 

[Adventurous]

If we are doing breakfast pics, then I'll throw in.

Buttermilk biscuit + cheese + gravy + eggs + bacon + fresh cracked pepper

 

[canadmos]

Rode the bike to work. Work all day, which sucks so much, the weather is PRIME for some good mountain biking.

 

[Full Trucker]

I was super hungry, so I didn't take any pictures of my breakfast. I have failed you all.

 

[rideit]

you riding with the Newfie today?

 

[Full Trucker]

you riding with the Newfie today?

Yessir.

"I don't normally ride with a hydration backpack, but when I do it's full of beer."

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Samhein!

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

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If we are doing breakfast pics, then I'll throw in.

Buttermilk biscuit + cheese + gravy + eggs + bacon + fresh cracked pepper

Where's the rest of it?

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Medium ride in LDT this morning. Remembered my helmet this time so it was more funner than last time.

 

[Nick]

breakfast report; oatmeal, scoop of PB and handful of raisins, dash of cinnamon. BOOM!

 

[SkaredShtles]

I'm still working on breakfast...

 

[Nick]

I'm still working on breakfast...

at this stage you may as well just crack open a beer.

 

[iRider]

Congratulations to my fellow US monkeys on your new president.

 

[Wingnut]

Here. On hold with internet provider to try and score a new modem and free wheephee extenders.

Also need new PVR, old one flaked out...

"We are experiencing heavier call volumes than normal, your wait time is approximately over one hour...."

I think they developed that message so worker do not have to work....

 

[jstuhlman]

Here. On hold with internet provider to try and score a new modem and free wheephee extenders.

Also need new PVR, old one flaked out...

"We are experiencing heavier call volumes than normal, your wait time is approximately over one hour...."

I think they developed that message so worker do not have to work....

when we needed service from our provider a while back they were way slower than usual. they said there's a lot more service calls with so many people working/schooling from home.

 

[Jozz]

Congratulations to my fellow US monkeys on your new president.

He might be old, he might be crooked, but he ain't Trump so I say, congrats Joe!!

 

[stevew]

breakfast report; oatmeal, scoop of PB and handful of raisins, dash of cinnamon. BOOM!

the sound it made upon exit....

 

[Changleen]

X-post, sorry but also bumping this in NZ right now:

https://twitter.com/CathyYan/status/1325171216374591489?s=20

 

[Changleen]

CNN getting in on it:

https://twitter.com/LashanStuff/status/1325180531298996224?s=20

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

@Adventurous @StiHacka @Sandwich soccer field lot 9am tomorrow? I'll be there....blue brod00zer, orange turdner. Tall, handsome....elite athlete build.

 

[Toshi]

Hello all. Mountain Lion was as crowded as I’ve ever seen it. Riding it was still satisfying. Working 5-10 PM tonight then 7-5 tomorrow, the latter covering for a colleague who detached her vitreous humor.

 

[jstuhlman]

going over to a friend's to continue celebratory drinking...brb

 

[StiHacka]

@Adventurous @StiHacka @Sandwich soccer field lot 9am tomorrow? I'll be there....blue brod00zer, orange turdner. Tall, handsome....elite athlete build.

Si. Off-white SC Hightower with a coil shockerzz. Not as tall but moar handsomer.

 

[6thElement]

Hello all. Mountain Lion was as crowded as I’ve ever seen it. Riding it was still satisfying. Working 5-10 PM tonight then 7-5 tomorrow, the latter covering for a colleague who detached her vitreous humor.

Falcon and LOTB were stupidly busy and based on mask usage the pandemic must be over.

 

[Westy]

Falcon and LOTB were stupidly busy and based on mask usage the pandemic must be over.

It is going to be over for a lot of people

 

[rideit]

It is going to be over for a lot of people

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[Sandwich]

@Adventurous @StiHacka @Sandwich soccer field lot 9am tomorrow? I'll be there....blue brod00zer, orange turdner. Tall, handsome....elite athlete build.

I'm there. 6'8 with an ftp of over 9000 watts.

Brown subaru with a rolling meth lab on the back

 

[Adventurous]

I'm there. 6'8 with an ftp of over 9000 watts.

Brown subaru with a rolling meth lab on the back

I'm there.

People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.