The struggle is real.The search for breakfast ensues
The struggle is real.
And I'm out of bacon.
Is he a car nut too? Did he see the ///M factor in your eyes?Candy. Had a family from school over for trick or treating. They just moved here and don't really know anybody else. They brought the best drink ever: warm apple cider with salted caramel Stoli. After trick or treating, we sent the kids upstairs to play and were able to get a few hours of grown-up time. I think we have new bff's.
One thing I've noticed about the 'burbs here, is that there are a lot of couples with the trophy wife or who have never lived in a real city (NYC, Chicago, SF, etc). Interactions with people who have lived IN a real city is very different than those who have not. The bible thumping basically doesn't exist and the people tend to have a very different personality. It's something that we just haven't experienced in a while, I guess.
Not sure if orGot the one straight girl at the lesbian wedding back to my hotel room...
She started flirting early and made it clear she was interested. Then she got white girl wasted as the night went on and started getting difficult to deal with. It took us over an hour to leave the after party, after she kept suggesting we leave, and at one point I got so tired of waiting for her to get it together that I just left. I was in my hotel room dropping a two at 3 am, after the fall back, when I got a text about my room number from a friend of hers. Next thing I know, I hear knocking. She was so frightfully wasted that I had to shut down her drunken advances. It was just ugly.
My crystal ball was 100% accurate about how this was all going to and did happen. I really just let her in because it made room for a sleeping arrangement adjustment to accommodate a friend who consumed too much and didn't have a bed. Sure, part of me was flattered and hopeful it wouldn't be a train wreck. However, this ain't my first drunk girl rodeo.
It's now 4 hours later. My sleep is ruined. She's still here.
Not 100% sure. We were talking about cars and he went on a rant about how much of a bitch his Civic Hybrid is and how he misses having a real car. Wifey was talking about how you need a turbo to drive at altitude, not the car I got. She brought up the M, to which the consensus was that the M wins. Functional or not, power makes everything better. I also got the statement (unsolicited) that this generation M5 is the best car ever. Wifey was not happy about that. It was hilarious.Is he a car nut too? Did he see the ///M factor in your eyes?
They have a Honda Odessy (sp?) and made the hard pitch that it was a way more useful car than the SUV they sold to get it. Wifey also about tore her hair out with that conversation because I have been telling her to get a minivan when she's ready to replace the Forester, assuming round 2
wagon > van, imobecause I have been telling her to get a minivan when she's ready to replace the Forester
Care to describe what this right thing is?for doing the right thing.
So.......where'd she puke upon waking up? The bed? Sink?Got the one straight girl at the lesbian wedding back to my hotel room...
She started flirting early and made it clear she was interested. Then she got white girl wasted as the night went on and started getting difficult to deal with. It took us over an hour to leave the after party, after she kept suggesting we leave, and at one point I got so tired of waiting for her to get it together that I just left. I was in my hotel room dropping a two at 3 am, after the fall back, when I got a text about my room number from a friend of hers. Next thing I know, I hear knocking. She was so frightfully wasted that I had to shut down her drunken advances. It was just ugly.
My crystal ball was 100% accurate about how this was all going to and did happen. I really just let her in because it made room for a sleeping arrangement adjustment to accommodate a friend who consumed too much and didn't have a bed. Sure, part of me was flattered and hopeful it wouldn't be a train wreck. However, this ain't my first drunk girl rodeo.
It's now 4 hours later. My sleep is ruined. She's still here.
Shocked she didn't. I enjoyed repeating our entire conversation from the previous night, with her acting as if she'd never heard any of it. She was blacked out.So.......where'd she puke upon waking up? The bed? Sink?
Navi option any sane person will use Waze which beats everything out there even more so with the new IOS update which is even better.The only "in between-ers" are the ancient Mazda5 and the SWB Ford Transit Connect. The Mazda5 is tainted by MMike ownership, iirc, plus has no backup camera or navi option (!). The Transit Connect is 5 passenger in the SWB, iirc, and has ergonomics like a space-going shuttlecraft rather than a car, imo.
I installed Waze a year or two ago and uninstalled it after a day, found it simply annoying. A good friend uses it, and she likes it. Maybe I need lessons.Navi option any sane person will use Waze which beats everything out there even more so with the new IOS update which is even better.
That'd be too easy for them and might even be reliable.methinks mrs. stoney needs a X5 ///M