[Sandwich]

Hi there

Do they offer remedial courses in eating? I swear to fuck my kids can't eat unless it's jamming a whole pretzel in their tiny mouths and then spitting it out 10 seconds later, or taking 4 hours to chew one broccolis. WTF

 

[Pesqueeb]

Airplanes.

 

[StiHacka]

Pagan easter == time to whip some arse.

 

[rideit]

Was up at 6:00 am east coast time, which felt like 4:00 am.
Assbedragon

 

[CBJ]

On an airplane to Amsterdam and then on to Minneapolis where I will enjoy freedom from the oppressive Danish regime until Thursday.

 

[rideit]

I hope you brought your Danish Semi-Automatic pistol.

 

[eric strt6]

so much fun transporting tweakers to the drug clinic in Oakland first thing in the morning... not really

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Yo

 

[4xBoy]

On an airplane to Amsterdam and then on to Minneapolis where I will enjoy freedom from the oppressive Danish regime until Thursday.

Close by my house.

 

[6thElement]

Since Friday, two trail rides, one road ride, 85 miles, 10500ft vert. Now back in the salt pit with it raining outside.

 

[Nick]

Easy ride on the Chromag yesterday. Legs feel like I took off all winter. Time to step it up.

 

[roflbox]

ohohohohohohoh
mondb0rk
might get some free sushi tonight
will see

 

[stoney]

so much fun transporting tweakers to the drug clinic in Oakland first thing in the morning... not really

How do you do that when your ass is broken?

 

[jstuhlman]

top o the mornin’ to you asshats!

 

[eric strt6]

How do you do that when your ass is broken?

They can walk and I just drive a sedan. Think uber.

 

[jonKranked]

back to the Kill List.

 

[SkaredShtles]

back to the Kill List.

FTS is high... very high this morning.

 

[ICEBALL585]

The in-laws head back to the mid-west this morning after their week and a half long visit. I can't wait to get home from work today and have a quiet normal household again.

 

[jonKranked]

FTS is high... very high this morning.

seriously.

 

[jonKranked]

The in-laws head back to the mid-west this morning. I can't wait to get home from work today and have a quiet normal household again.

my neighbor's (who have kids the same age as my kids, thus we interact fairly frequently) both have in laws that live close. in talking to Dan (the dad) its a double edged sword. babysitters anytime they need, but its rare that family ISN'T there. like 5 nights a week.

 

[ICEBALL585]

my neighbor's (who have kids the same age as my kids, thus we interact fairly frequently) both have in laws that live close. in talking to Dan (the dad) its a double edged sword. babysitters anytime they need, but its rare that family ISN'T there. like 5 nights a week.

Both my parents live around here and are willing to watch my son anytime which is nice. It's just my hyperactive MIL that can get really get on my nerves. She means well but should only be dealt with in small doses.

 

[jonKranked]

Both my parents live around here and are willing to watch my son anytime which is nice. It's just my hyperactive MIL that can get really get on my nerves. She means well but should only be dealt with in small doses.

speaking of small doses.... are you familiar with microdosing? you might wanna page @TN to the white courtesy phone

 

[Heidi]

Good morning! We're planning to move on from Sedona soon, on up to the Grand Canyon. I've never been before! Probably spend a week or so there, then on up to Page.

 

[rideit]

Good morning! We're planning to move on from Sedona soon, on up to the Grand Canyon. I've never been before! Probably spend a week or so there, then on up to Page.

My one hot tip for Page (besides the obvious stuff) is that there is an excellent sushi joint called the Blue Buddha if the budget allows.

 

[stoney]

MIL leaves today. Wifey made her cry about her delay with moving out. She's a "collector" (aka. hoarder) and there is so much shit in her house that she can't wrap herself around even starting. She's been finding ways to justify not retiring, despite being 70 and the company not really needing her anymore, just to avoid it.

I was up until midnight trying to help her develop a plan of just starting with one drawer and a trash bag, then a 2' square, and moving across the house accordingly. I think realistically she needs a therapist to make it happen.

First day on the new job and I've done not much if anyy and won't until almost 10am. Hell of a start to the day.

 

[Toshi]

I do not care for this grey weather.

 

[Adventurous]

Mornin!

Got a rental car for the day so we can go into San Francisco unencumbered by our truck and camper. I know it’s not possible, but we will be trying to pack all we can into today as we must scoot along tomorrow.

 

[SkaredShtles]

my neighbor's (who have kids the same age as my kids, thus we interact fairly frequently) both have in laws that live close. in talking to Dan (the dad) its a double edged sword. babysitters anytime they need, but its rare that family ISN'T there. like 5 nights a week.

For me, a 1200 mile buffer is MINIMUM. I don't give a shit how nice it is having babysitters any time...

<snip> She's a "collector" (aka. hoarder) and there is so much shit in her house that she can't wrap herself around even starting. She's been finding ways to justify not retiring, despite being 70 and the company not really needing her anymore, just to avoid it.

I was up until midnight trying to help her develop a plan of just starting with one drawer and a trash bag, then a 2' square, and moving across the house accordingly. I think realistically she needs a therapist to make it happen.

Please see quote above.

I do not care for this grey weather.

Dude. Even if you woke up BEFORE it got light... it has only been grey for 4 hours. It's a good thing you don't live in the PNW any more.

 

[Heidi]

My one hot tip for Page (besides the obvious stuff) is that there is an excellent sushi joint called the Blue Buddha if the budget allows.

Ha, Luckily for our budget, I don't like sushi.

 

[jonKranked]

MIL leaves today. Wifey made her cry about her delay with moving out. She's a "collector" (aka. hoarder) and there is so much shit in her house that she can't wrap herself around even starting. She's been finding ways to justify not retiring, despite being 70 and the company not really needing her anymore, just to avoid it.

I was up until midnight trying to help her develop a plan of just starting with one drawer and a trash bag, then a 2' square, and moving across the house accordingly. I think realistically she needs a therapist to make it happen.

First day on the new job and I've done not much if anyy and won't until almost 10am. Hell of a start to the day.

solution for the MIL - have you wife take her on vacation, then the house "mysteriously" burns down while they're gone.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Ha, Luckily for our budget, I don't like sushi.

solution for the MIL - have you wife take her on vacation, then the house "mysteriously" burns down while they're gone.

 

[Pesqueeb]

my neighbor's (who have kids the same age as my kids, thus we interact fairly frequently) both have in laws that live close. in talking to Dan (the dad) its a double edged sword. babysitters anytime they need, but its rare that family ISN'T there. like 5 nights a week.

FTS sideways.

For me, a 1200 mile buffer is MINIMUM. I don't give a shit how nice it is having babysitters any time...

 

[Toshi]

I like having my in-laws over. They are helpful and nice, and the MIL likes to cook.

I also get along well with my parents. If they wanted to live indefinitely here and help out I'd be totally fine with that.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I like having my in-laws over. They are helpful and nice, and the MIL likes to cook.

I also get along well with my parents. If they wanted to live indefinitely here and help out I'd be totally fine with that.

/humblebrag

 

[jonKranked]

speaking of small doses.... are you familiar with microdosing? you might wanna page @TN to the white courtesy phone

hey @johnbryanpeters i didn't mean for his MIL

 

[Nick]

edit: of course, I do work at home so this is not a solid plan.

 

[Randomshot]

 

[jonKranked]

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come on ride the train

 

[boostindoubles]

A friend recently confided in me that the secret to talking to his MIL is consuming edible cannabis treats before engaging.


Let's just say it's a low air tire and shart on the way to kiddos school kinda day.

 

[StiHacka]

For me, a 1200 mile buffer is MINIMUM. I don't give a shit how nice it is having babysitters any time...

For me, 4,000 miles is a solid start. And no kids to babysit.