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$1,150,000 lawsuit in Canada dealing with biking

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Pau11y

Turbo Monkey
Sounds like the dumbass can't ride his way out of a wet paper bag and needs to cry on someone shoulders 'cause he fell and got a boo boo. Prob a US transplant, "I'm not at fault! I'm the victem!"
To quote Punkassean: "douche nozzle!"

Edit: C'mon, where are the lawyer jokes?
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
Pau11y said:
Sounds like the dumbass can't ride his way out of a wet paper bag and needs to cry on someone shoulders 'cause he fell and got a boo boo. Prob a US transplant, "I'm not at fault! I'm the victem!"
To quote Punkassean: "douche nozzle!"

Edit: C'mon, where are the lawyer jokes?
WHat my canada joke wasn't enough?
 

Silver

find me a tampon
Jul 20, 2002
10,840
1
Orange County, CA
stosh said:
WHat my canada joke wasn't enough?
It's not accurate anymore. The US dollar has been dropping against pretty much everything for a while now.

It would have been a funny joke 3 or 4 years ago...
 

stosh

Darth Bailer
Jul 20, 2001
22,248
408
NY
Silver said:
It's not accurate anymore. The US dollar has been dropping against pretty much everything for a while now.

It would have been a funny joke 3 or 4 years ago...
You should know that stereotypes far out last the truth.
 

Ciaran

Fear my banana
Apr 5, 2004
9,841
19
So Cal
Pau11y said:
Edit: C'mon, where are the lawyer jokes?
Q:How can you tell the difference between a dead skunk and a dead attorney on the road?
A:The vultures aren't gagging over the skunk.

Q:What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?
A:The bucket.

Q: Have you heard about the lawyers? computer?
A:No matter what font you select, everything comes out in fine print.

Q:What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
A:There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q:Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?
A:New Jersey got first pick.

Q:How many lawyer jokes are there?
A:Just two, all the rest are true.
 

dwaugh

Turbo Monkey
May 23, 2002
1,816
0
Bellingham, Washington ~ U.S.A.
I just re-read the article and I just realized how very obscure his report of the crash really is. What did he hit to stop him? Why didnt he see it? Why doesnt he just blame himself because it sounds to me like he didnt know what he was doing on the trail, and that he should not have been on the trail if other riders who ride that trail call it easy. Real bikers get up and try it again, not sue the place to get it shut down. :angry:
 

Nobody

Danforth Kitchen Whore
Sep 5, 2001
1,511
58
Toronto
This complaint mirrors one i had to research for suspension forks - specifically the Cannondale Headshok. This guy was a doctor who claimed that while riding a safe hiking trail the fork 'suddenly compressed, lowering the handlebars in an instant and thus, coupled with forward momentum, caused the rider to spin over the handlebars and land on the ground in front of the bike and damaging his neck, shoulders and spine' or words to that effect.

I don't care how much a bunch of you haters despise the Headshok - that's irrelevant. The claim basically was based on a concept of 'implosive compression' of an air-sprung shock that flipped the rider onto his head.

I've worked on about 1,233 air forks. Likely, we've all ridden one at some point in our lives. However, love them or hate them, i think we all know that you can't just ride along and suddenly lose about 2.3-3" off the front end and get 'tossed' onto our heads.

Cannondale won the case on that basis - that is, even if the fork 'snapped down' it's full travel, a rider couldn't be tossed over the bars unless - and this was the closing point - he/she was ALREADY riding in a precarious and unsafe position on a dangerously rock-strewn or steep trail.

Lawyers should be ground up and made into tasty hamburgers.
 

Da Peach

Outwitted by a rodent
Jul 2, 2002
13,781
5,220
North Van
stosh said:
I should send them the $12usd so they can pay the guy off.
1.00 CAD Canada Dollars = 0.891451 USD United States Dollars

and just for fun...

1.00 GBP United Kingdom Pounds = 1.82264 USDb United States Dollars

and while I'm at it...

1.00 GBP United Kingdom Pounds = 2.04401 CAD Canada Dollars

Think how cheap Whistler would be for you Brits. Just leave your Big Brother at home.
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
5,673
2
Feeling the lag
Da Peach said:
1.00 CAD Canada Dollars = 0.891451 USD United States Dollars

and just for fun...

1.00 GBP United Kingdom Pounds = 1.82264 USDb United States Dollars

and while I'm at it...

1.00 GBP United Kingdom Pounds = 2.04401 CAD Canada Dollars

Think how cheap Whistler would be for you Brits. Just leave your Big Brother at home.
Yup, mine's bigger than yours. :)
 

fluff

Monkey Turbo
Sep 8, 2001
5,673
2
Feeling the lag
We should take out a class action against this guy for Bringing the Reputation of Mountain Bikers into Disrepute, aka. being a complete wanker.
 

erikkellison

Monkey
Jan 28, 2004
918
0
Denver, CO
I sent a lengthy e-mail to both the lawyers. I hope it does some good. I'd hate to see Canada go the way of the US with respect to freeride trails being a liability for landowners.