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the chick in the cube next to me has been talking about a trip to somewhere tropical. I am, actually have been, tired of hearing her talk about it. Seriously - it's not like I mind her wasting the day, I just don't want to hear it. My head hurts. :mumble:
 

dfinn

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Jul 24, 2003
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see what happens when you tell her this:

"keep runnin your mouth and i'm gonna stick sumthin in it"

it helps if you say it like a gangster rapper. you know what I mean right?
 
J

JRB

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Not many gangster rappers around. Not sure how many you have either, since you didn't say gangsta.
 
J

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Aw man - I am going to be 35 in November. Dammit.

In other news - I am likely gonna play golf with a good friend on Sunday. I will take pics and likely a video. It should be a hoot.
 
J

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3:08 CST - she bows out of the call with "I'll get back with you".

She could already be on her way back from vacation by now.
 

Ciaran

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Apr 5, 2004
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kinghami3 said:
Just something to do with the fact that I'm 21. Much better pickins down here IMHO :D:love:
Personally I will take the experience that a woman in her 30's has. :drool: And there are many women in their 30's and older that are HOT. Besides, the way your generation sits around playing videogames anything under 30 is muffin top city.

:p

Dang it, Loco. Don't tell me you're a dang scorpio.:mumble:
 
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Ciaran said:
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Dang it, Loco. Don't tell me you're a dang scorpio.:mumble:
Yes - but I am not comfortable with you asking me my sign.
 

dfinn

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Ciaran said:
Besides, the way your generation sits around playing videogames anything under 30 is muffin top city.
I'm going to have to ask for clarification on that terminology. That sounds like something I could possibly use in day to day conversation.
 

Ciaran

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Apr 5, 2004
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loco said:
Yes - but I am not comfortable with you asking me my sign.
Dang it! I bet your an only child and a spoiled brat too! ;)

For some reason scorpios seem to gravitate twords me. My mom, my wife, many friends... Dang.

Normally I don't go for that astrology jive, but scorpio people are always scorpio people.

When's your b-day? If you say the 5th or the 8th I will have to kill you.
 
J

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November 16th - I have a brother though. He's the bitch, not me. :D

And here I thought the Descendents were our connection. We'll have to gang up for a hug some day.
 

Ciaran

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Well, knowing that Loco is a scorpio I now have some advice for everyone... YOU WILL NEVER WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH LOCO.


:p
 
J

JRB

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It's sad, really. I know that I have lost many arguments, but refuse to accept defeat. I just go until I look more dumb than I usually do. I am seldom right.
 

Ciaran

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loco said:
It's sad, really. I know that I have lost many arguments, but refuse to accept defeat. I just go until I look more dumb than I usually do. I am seldom right.
I think it works better for girls... my wife is ALWAYS right.

"yes dear..."
"Of course dear..."
Anything you say, dear..."

Works for me! :D
 

Ciaran

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DRB said:
very good for a newlywed. It took me 4 years to figure out what was what.
Newlyweds but we've lived together for the last 6 years.

The greatest advice was givin to me by a man who had been married to a scorpio for 10+ years... "Yes, dear."

It works. :rofl:
 
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I think it helps me more that Julie is the most patient person on Earth.
 

hooples3

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Mar 14, 2005
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I have a guy at work that is constantly on the phone with his wife. He speaks very loudly too, and always manages to use th phone just outside my office. I pay attention to what he is saying to her and then I talk back to him like he is talking to me...
example..
Him (to his wife on the phone) Hi honey how are you??

Me: to him ... great dear and you...

It actually can get pretty funny if you are creative.. espcially when they catch on to what your doing and start laughing