[TN]

Jesus christ, is this for real?

 

[kidwoo]

The EPIC battle of Kidwoo vs. jimmydean for the next monkey to get 10,000 posts has begun.

I just injected myself with a strain of typing tourettes












@%^FaGGUMSqwer!#@$#@%

 

[kidwoo]

@#$^%@#$% ssscchwwissshhhhyyfaCe#@$%

 

[kidwoo]

@$%$#%pickle!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kidwoo]

Oh man.....looks like it wore off.

FVCK NATE!!!

 

[r464]

asspickle?

 

[jonKranked]

I like going through the members list to see everyone's custom title.

 

[jonKranked]

more stats!!

somehow I'm in the top 30 in terms of most rep....

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/memberlist.php?&order=DESC&sort=reputation&pp=30


and 16 monkies have reached the golden bananananannana

 

[JohnBoy]

Jesus christ, is this for real?

Of course its fvcking real man, how else would I obtain such high RM status, as your self. Over 4,000 posts!!!!

 

[jonKranked]

Of course its fvcking real man, how else would I obtain such high RM status, as your self. Over 4,000 posts!!!!

its the internet. everything is imaginary.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Monkeys I would like to meet:
Binary Visions
BurleyShirley
Kidwoo
N 8
Splat

Yeah well screw you I didnt want to meet you either!!

:biggrin:JK

Dude, I believe this is the first time I have ever read one of your posts. Put in a solid year of posting and you might just find yourself lucky enough to end up on his list.

You will have to excuse JohnBoy his riding cuts into his RM posting time.

 

[reflux]

You will have to excuse JohnBoy his riding cuts into his RM posting time.

Did someone accidently leave the toilet seat up the last time you used the bathroom? You seem a touch more bitter and angry than usual. Hang in there tough guy.

 

[JohnBoy]

Now, you may be friends(and your last comment was like an inside joke or something), or your really on here so much that you remember all his post's. How is him saying I may ride more than Im on RM being bitter, or angry? Or being a tough guy? Just curious. If you know each other and are just fvcking around then ignore this comment.

 

[JohnBoy]

Oh, by the way, Im on a good start to being drunk and kind of lost in this huge thread right now, so if something I dont say doesnt make sense, or really reefer<I know its spelled wrong>, to who Im talking to, thats my excuse. MONKEYS

 

[JohnBoy]

Hey, what the fVck, 2 posts in arow and my post count didnt go up????? Someone is savatauging me!!@!!!!!!!! This post better add to my post count or I will call the RM police> IE i will piss and moan about it until i reach a 4 digit # post.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Did someone accidently leave the toilet seat up the last time you used the bathroom? You seem a touch more bitter and angry than usual. Hang in there tough guy.

Now, you may be friends(and your last comment was like an inside joke or something), or your really on here so much that you remember all his post's. How is him saying I may ride more than Im on RM being bitter, or angry? Or being a tough guy? Just curious. If you know each other and are just fvcking around then ignore this comment.

No inside joke that I'm aware of.

JohnBoy, your a friend of JonnyNails, which means that I know you ride.

Relux, I don't think I know you, but maybe we have met.

 

[JohnBoy]

Not adding to my post counts, who's fvcking with me?

 

[drkenan]

John - I'll race you to 10,000.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Not adding to my post counts, who's fvcking with me?

It just went from 296 to 297, have another pint.

 

[drkenan]

I only have to make 67.066 posts per day to make 10k by the end of the year. I think I got this one in the bag.

 

[JohnBoy]

John - I'll race you to 10,000.

Your on biatch, and Ill see you in the morning.

It just went from 296 to 297, have another pint.

Why isnt it going up with every post??? Im not that drunk............yet.

Did someone accidently leave the toilet seat up the last time you used the bathroom? You seem a touch more bitter and angry than usual. Hang in there tough guy.

Still ing on your answer to my question.

Chalk it up, one more.

 

[CRoss]

Why isnt it going up with every post??? Im not that drunk............yet.

Maybe you angered the Ridemonkey gods...

 

[I Are Baboon]

padding your post count may result in public humiliation.

 

[DirtyDog]

padding your post count may result in public humiliation.

Or nap time.

 

[JohnBoy]

Or nap time.

C,mon man, I gotta catch up to Kenen. If you knew my situation, you'd know why I'm on monkey all the time.

 

[drkenan]

padding your post count may result in public humiliation.

These are all very legitimate and informative posts.

 

[Konabumm]

When I first starting working the California bike industry, I noticed my manager, Heath Sherratt, surfing some bike site. Actually our boss criticized him regularly for wasting time on Ridemonkey.

Ridemonkey and I were a good match: I worked a lot on computers and I worked a lot on bikes. I also like to write, which is why I have one of the highest posts-per-day counts in RM.

Here are some of my favorite threads:

My favorite comeback: "Riding in the Rain" or "Sweet Generalization".

My favorite diss: "What movie represents you?".

The stupidest thing a close friend has ever written: "I don't have any problem paying say even twice as much for an apple if it has been grown and picked by an ENGLISH speaker".

My biggest argument was with OGRipper, which almost came to e-blows. That weekend, we actually met in person, except neither one of us realized we had been arguing on RM! "Ticketed on my bicycle"

My biggest RM Secret: I was corresponding with MisterClean, or as he is known in the real world, JD. After threads like this one, "A poll about knocking down DJ and riding XC for $5k", he would continue to PM me, even after he was banned.

My favorite thread that cannot find: 2nd place would be Stoney's breakup thread when he posted a crotch shot of his ex. 1st place has to be BurlyShirley's the day after the party thread, with this photo of him licking a friend of Kizzi's (which I also could not find).

Monkeys I have met personally:
Brian HCM
DirtyDog
DRB
JoePozer
OGRipper
RedRabbit
TheJoker

Monkeys I knew beforehand:
Amydalayna
Dexterq20
Heath Sherratt
Mr. Amy
The Mad Haderer
TheMontashu
Tweerts
ZHendo

Monkeys I would like to meet:
Binary Visions
BurleyShirley
Kidwoo
N 8
Splat
Konabumm & Mancilg

Here is to another 10k posts.

Awesome post - I also added a name for you

 

[MMike]

He quotes me in his sig, yet he doesn't want to meet me....nice...REEEEEAL nice!

 

[Acadian]

Monkeys I have met personally:
Brian HCM
JoePozer
OGRipper
TheJoker

I'm sorry..

 

[Brian HCM#1]

I'm sorry..

You're just jealous

 

[DirtyMike]

I find this fitting for some reason

 

[sanjuro]

Don't worry Phil, I've met him and he's not all that. He's just some big Asian guy with a NY accent............... It's all wrong I tell you......... all wrong.

Do you have a problem with me because I only gave you $9 for a Hope banjo/caliper instead of the agreed upon $10?

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Do you have a problem with me because I only gave you $9 for a Hope banjo/caliper?

You see how I let that go, but come to think of it.......

 

[loco-gringo]

Top 50 bitches. Woot!!! I'd be top three if I'd done it right the first four times. Maybe even #1.

Don't worry Steve, you're still on my "like to meet" list.

 

[DHS]

hey brian are you going to interbike?

or will you still be on babysitting duty?

 

[Brian HCM#1]

I might be, haven't decided yet.

 

[Jeremy R]

He quotes me in his sig, yet he doesn't want to meet me....nice...REEEEEAL nice!

Ah, don't sweat it.
There is only LIKE a BILLION more of them.
I am sure you can find one to be your friend.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Ah, don't sweat it.
There is only LIKE a BILLION more of them.
I am sure you can find one to be your friend.

 

[sanjuro]

Ah, don't sweat it.
There is only LIKE a BILLION more of them.
I am sure you can find one to be your friend.

Trust me, a Chinese kid who grew in the Bronx and has lived in Buffalo, New Orleans, Hartford and now lives in SF?

There ain't too many of me.